There’s one degree of separation between a mule (Missouri state animal) and Schmitt. 🫏 Good thing the FBI straightened everyone out on beastiality prejudice. Otherwise, there’d be more comparisons.
🤦♀️
Schmitt, please resign.
🤦♀️
Schmitt, please resign.
September 30, 2026 at 1:51 PM
There’s one degree of separation between a mule (Missouri state animal) and Schmitt. 🫏 Good thing the FBI straightened everyone out on beastiality prejudice. Otherwise, there’d be more comparisons.
🤦♀️
Schmitt, please resign.
🤦♀️
Schmitt, please resign.
Don't be a duck (typo intended). I absolutely do have a law degree. I am admitted to practice in two states + DC, 2 federal district courts, and 2 federal courts of appeal.
I am retired so I do have a lot of flexible time.
You used google. I used a Supreme Court case.
The arrogance of thinking
I am retired so I do have a lot of flexible time.
You used google. I used a Supreme Court case.
The arrogance of thinking
September 30, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Don't be a duck (typo intended). I absolutely do have a law degree. I am admitted to practice in two states + DC, 2 federal district courts, and 2 federal courts of appeal.
I am retired so I do have a lot of flexible time.
You used google. I used a Supreme Court case.
The arrogance of thinking
I am retired so I do have a lot of flexible time.
You used google. I used a Supreme Court case.
The arrogance of thinking
Social media hygiene suggestion:
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September 30, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Social media hygiene suggestion:
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I’m also not an attorney, but I have a Facebook law degree, which is pretty close.
September 30, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I’m also not an attorney, but I have a Facebook law degree, which is pretty close.
The last three First Ladies:
𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐛𝐚𝐦𝐚
* Harvard Law School
* Attorney and author
𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧
* Doctoral degree in education
* Professor of English
𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩
* Illegal immigrant
* Porn actress
* 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫
𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐛𝐚𝐦𝐚
* Harvard Law School
* Attorney and author
𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧
* Doctoral degree in education
* Professor of English
𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩
* Illegal immigrant
* Porn actress
* 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫
September 30, 2026 at 1:46 PM
The last three First Ladies:
𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐛𝐚𝐦𝐚
* Harvard Law School
* Attorney and author
𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧
* Doctoral degree in education
* Professor of English
𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩
* Illegal immigrant
* Porn actress
* 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫
𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐛𝐚𝐦𝐚
* Harvard Law School
* Attorney and author
𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧
* Doctoral degree in education
* Professor of English
𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩
* Illegal immigrant
* Porn actress
* 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫
Slapping you gently with the ol uno reverse card, because just LOOK at Azou in it! Dashing af to an illegal degree! 💜🖤😍
September 30, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Slapping you gently with the ol uno reverse card, because just LOOK at Azou in it! Dashing af to an illegal degree! 💜🖤😍
Yeah...kind of the fuckin point.
You'd think a man with a law degree would understand that kind of shit...
You'd think a man with a law degree would understand that kind of shit...
Speaker Mike Johnson is warning of a “nightmare scenario” if Republicans lose the House: Democrats could investigate Trump, his family, his Cabinet, GOP donors and powerful business figures.
MAGA Speaker Johnson Calls Trump Family Investigations a ‘Nightmare’ Ahead of Midterms
With control of Congress at stake in November, Johnson warned that Democratic committees would investigate Trump, his family, cabinet officials and major donors—and claimed that accountability would t...
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September 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Yeah...kind of the fuckin point.
You'd think a man with a law degree would understand that kind of shit...
You'd think a man with a law degree would understand that kind of shit...
and i think you can compare him to sephiroth. they have strongest guy status, were gifted/special. and they completely broke under all the pressure.
the fact they had their fathers' around but... to what degree? and they are both missing their mother figure.
they both dealt with self-doubt/-hatred.
the fact they had their fathers' around but... to what degree? and they are both missing their mother figure.
they both dealt with self-doubt/-hatred.
September 30, 2026 at 1:43 PM
and i think you can compare him to sephiroth. they have strongest guy status, were gifted/special. and they completely broke under all the pressure.
the fact they had their fathers' around but... to what degree? and they are both missing their mother figure.
they both dealt with self-doubt/-hatred.
the fact they had their fathers' around but... to what degree? and they are both missing their mother figure.
they both dealt with self-doubt/-hatred.
Certificate in one year. Diploma in two. Degree in three. 🇨🇦
University College of the North in northern Manitoba has launched a Cree-language program with room to grow, open to students with no prior experience in Ininimowin.
- EH! Canada's Social Network ❤️
University College of the North in northern Manitoba has launched a Cree-language program with room to grow, open to students with no prior experience in Ininimowin.
- EH! Canada's Social Network ❤️
September 30, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Certificate in one year. Diploma in two. Degree in three. 🇨🇦
University College of the North in northern Manitoba has launched a Cree-language program with room to grow, open to students with no prior experience in Ininimowin.
- EH! Canada's Social Network ❤️
University College of the North in northern Manitoba has launched a Cree-language program with room to grow, open to students with no prior experience in Ininimowin.
- EH! Canada's Social Network ❤️
if you need me for the next week I will be *anywhere as long as it is outside*
September 30, 2026 at 1:41 PM
if you need me for the next week I will be *anywhere as long as it is outside*
This is why you should read popular works of fiction that relate to your degree so that you can be really annoyed all the time.
September 30, 2026 at 1:41 PM
This is why you should read popular works of fiction that relate to your degree so that you can be really annoyed all the time.
over the course of the game, you collect upgrades to improve your mobility. a double jump, then an air dash, then a hover, and finally fully 360 degree flight. like a simple metroidvania based around increasing verticality
September 30, 2026 at 1:40 PM
over the course of the game, you collect upgrades to improve your mobility. a double jump, then an air dash, then a hover, and finally fully 360 degree flight. like a simple metroidvania based around increasing verticality
Right now? I’d burn that sweatshirt and my degree if I were a Cornell alum right now.
@olbermann.bsky.social have you addressed this yet?
@olbermann.bsky.social have you addressed this yet?
September 30, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Right now? I’d burn that sweatshirt and my degree if I were a Cornell alum right now.
@olbermann.bsky.social have you addressed this yet?
@olbermann.bsky.social have you addressed this yet?
Also, there’s a weirdly large degree of overlap between the people bemoaning “100 year old” pedagogical techniques and system structures and the people who are like WHY DOES NO ONE TEACH QUINTILIAN ANYMORE?
Why is it always "100 years old" with these guys? They've used the 100 years old since the 90s!
AP World is not 100 years old. Maybe I should send him a copy of Shortchanged?
September 30, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Also, there’s a weirdly large degree of overlap between the people bemoaning “100 year old” pedagogical techniques and system structures and the people who are like WHY DOES NO ONE TEACH QUINTILIAN ANYMORE?
character idea:
Bimbo airhead who's one area of expertise is sex education. She will gladly just casually talk about condoms and lube with no shame, even in the coffee shop. She's in college, but it's gonna take her a couple of extra years to get her degree.
Bimbo airhead who's one area of expertise is sex education. She will gladly just casually talk about condoms and lube with no shame, even in the coffee shop. She's in college, but it's gonna take her a couple of extra years to get her degree.
September 30, 2026 at 1:39 PM
character idea:
Bimbo airhead who's one area of expertise is sex education. She will gladly just casually talk about condoms and lube with no shame, even in the coffee shop. She's in college, but it's gonna take her a couple of extra years to get her degree.
Bimbo airhead who's one area of expertise is sex education. She will gladly just casually talk about condoms and lube with no shame, even in the coffee shop. She's in college, but it's gonna take her a couple of extra years to get her degree.
He was the one who turned us all into blood-sucking, undying monsters. We all despise him to some degree.
September 30, 2026 at 1:37 PM
He was the one who turned us all into blood-sucking, undying monsters. We all despise him to some degree.
TBH, between raising a toddler and watching this chatbot thing play out, I've mostly had my opinion of the degree to which humans think revised downwards, rather than revising my opinion of the chatbots' intelligence upwards.
September 30, 2026 at 1:36 PM
TBH, between raising a toddler and watching this chatbot thing play out, I've mostly had my opinion of the degree to which humans think revised downwards, rather than revising my opinion of the chatbots' intelligence upwards.
Honestly amazing that the Packers were able to sign three guards — all names people know — off the street in the same week after NFL season began. Degree of difficulty off the charts.
September 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Honestly amazing that the Packers were able to sign three guards — all names people know — off the street in the same week after NFL season began. Degree of difficulty off the charts.
New in @distinktionjournal.bsky.social! James Chamberlain's "Post-work communism: decentring work while prioritizing needs." doi.org/10.1080/1600...
September 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
New in @distinktionjournal.bsky.social! James Chamberlain's "Post-work communism: decentring work while prioritizing needs." doi.org/10.1080/1600...
in other words i wish i could show people the magic efficiency of SSGs so they can escape what i call "nav bar copy paste hell" without needing a degree from NASA to figure it out
September 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
in other words i wish i could show people the magic efficiency of SSGs so they can escape what i call "nav bar copy paste hell" without needing a degree from NASA to figure it out
You, the SJW, posting virtually every hour having a law degree, that’s about as likely as me being the Queen of England.
That’s about as likely as the Detroit Lions winning the Super Bowl.
That’s about as likely as the Maple Leafs winning the Stanley Cup.
🤣🤣🤣
Boy, you’re a funny one.
That’s about as likely as the Detroit Lions winning the Super Bowl.
That’s about as likely as the Maple Leafs winning the Stanley Cup.
🤣🤣🤣
Boy, you’re a funny one.
September 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
You, the SJW, posting virtually every hour having a law degree, that’s about as likely as me being the Queen of England.
That’s about as likely as the Detroit Lions winning the Super Bowl.
That’s about as likely as the Maple Leafs winning the Stanley Cup.
🤣🤣🤣
Boy, you’re a funny one.
That’s about as likely as the Detroit Lions winning the Super Bowl.
That’s about as likely as the Maple Leafs winning the Stanley Cup.
🤣🤣🤣
Boy, you’re a funny one.
GOOD MORNING!!! It’s the most wonderful day of the week! Wagon Wednesday!! (Trust me, I have a degree in assonomics.) May your humping be incredible today. If your wagon feels a little too heavy. I’m here to land a hand, a lap, or a face.
September 30, 2026 at 1:31 PM
GOOD MORNING!!! It’s the most wonderful day of the week! Wagon Wednesday!! (Trust me, I have a degree in assonomics.) May your humping be incredible today. If your wagon feels a little too heavy. I’m here to land a hand, a lap, or a face.
He shot Boston Blackie.
September 30, 2026 at 1:30 PM
He shot Boston Blackie.
📚 "The redundancies would be more damaging."
Despite facing cancelled lectures, uncertainty over her dissertation and concerns about her grades, a Glasgow Caledonian University student says she stands with striking staff.
Despite facing cancelled lectures, uncertainty over her dissertation and concerns about her grades, a Glasgow Caledonian University student says she stands with striking staff.
Glasgow student backs striking staff despite fears disruption could impact her degree
www.glasgowtimes.co.uk
September 30, 2026 at 1:30 PM
📚 "The redundancies would be more damaging."
Despite facing cancelled lectures, uncertainty over her dissertation and concerns about her grades, a Glasgow Caledonian University student says she stands with striking staff.
Despite facing cancelled lectures, uncertainty over her dissertation and concerns about her grades, a Glasgow Caledonian University student says she stands with striking staff.
No I'm talking about the note on beat 3 of the 12th bar — in vocal versions, it’s the “I” in “I could see the midnight sun.” In almost every other version, this is played/sung as scale degree b7. But Lionel plays the *natural* 7th here, brightening the line. (“The major lift,” as it were.)
September 30, 2026 at 1:28 PM
No I'm talking about the note on beat 3 of the 12th bar — in vocal versions, it’s the “I” in “I could see the midnight sun.” In almost every other version, this is played/sung as scale degree b7. But Lionel plays the *natural* 7th here, brightening the line. (“The major lift,” as it were.)