Dejected Schumer Superfan Can’t Believe He Dropped $10,000 On VIP Party Package
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March 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dejected Schumer Superfan Can’t Believe He Dropped $10,000 On VIP Party Package
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Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller
June 14, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller
dejected Torbek noises #legendsofavantris #onceuponawitchlight
October 22, 2024 at 4:27 PM
dejected Torbek noises #legendsofavantris #onceuponawitchlight
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Treat JD Vance on Bluesky like we did Donald’s birthday parade. Ignore it, don’t show up to watch it, and he will soon become sad and dejected.
June 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Treat JD Vance on Bluesky like we did Donald’s birthday parade. Ignore it, don’t show up to watch it, and he will soon become sad and dejected.
When you’re not invited to the meeting
January 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
When you’re not invited to the meeting
a dejected cupid
September 30, 2026 at 6:32 AM
a dejected cupid
Trumpy bear looks so sad and dejected.
June 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trumpy bear looks so sad and dejected.
落ち込む犬の背中。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
The back of a dejected dog.
translation:
The back of a dejected dog.
September 11, 2026 at 5:19 AM
落ち込む犬の背中。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
The back of a dejected dog.
translation:
The back of a dejected dog.
Smeared lipstick and memories
February 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Smeared lipstick and memories
Owen was struggling to come to terms with his imminent demise
March 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Owen was struggling to come to terms with his imminent demise
We just lost the man behind one of the best cartoon dads of all time
Professor Utonium Sad and Dejected
ALT: Professor Utonium Sad and Dejected
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May 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
We just lost the man behind one of the best cartoon dads of all time
He looks dejected.
February 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
He looks dejected.
when you've watched two hellraiser movies in a row and, boy, they're not getting better
April 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
when you've watched two hellraiser movies in a row and, boy, they're not getting better
Dejected rivalry
February 22, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Dejected rivalry
September 30th | October 1st
October 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
September 30th | October 1st
Trump on Day 101: Insecure, Unpopular, Dejected
Patriots like you and me will need to help each other in our nation's darkest hours.
Patriots like you and me will need to help each other in our nation's darkest hours.
Trump on Day 101: Insecure, Unpopular, Dejected
Patriots like you and me will need to help each other in our nation's darkest hours.
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May 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Trump on Day 101: Insecure, Unpopular, Dejected
Patriots like you and me will need to help each other in our nation's darkest hours.
Patriots like you and me will need to help each other in our nation's darkest hours.