RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
It is bad that the White House demonstrates casual disregard for the rule of law.
MS NOW reports that their White House reproter was denied access to the White House this morning despite a court order demanding she have access
September 24, 2026 at 12:39 PM
It is bad that the White House demonstrates casual disregard for the rule of law.
Casar demonstrates how Democrats can effectively message on Fox News
March 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Casar demonstrates how Democrats can effectively message on Fox News
Howard Lutnick on CNBC demonstrates why people call him Nutlick
August 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Howard Lutnick on CNBC demonstrates why people call him Nutlick
Sex Ed Teacher Demonstrates How To Drive Truck Into Abortion Clinic
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February 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sex Ed Teacher Demonstrates How To Drive Truck Into Abortion Clinic
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Trump's comment about Rob Reiner, a beloved American, really demonstrates the rottenness of his character.
December 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Trump's comment about Rob Reiner, a beloved American, really demonstrates the rottenness of his character.
Flight Attendant Demonstrates Proper Technique For Eating Fellow Passenger In Event Of Crash https://theonion.com/flight-attendant-demonstrates-proper-technique-for-eati-1827754079/
July 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Flight Attendant Demonstrates Proper Technique For Eating Fellow Passenger In Event Of Crash https://theonion.com/flight-attendant-demonstrates-proper-technique-for-eati-1827754079/
Older Cousin Demonstrates New Pressure Points Learned Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/older-cousin-demonstrates-new-pressure-points-learned-since-last-visit/
June 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Older Cousin Demonstrates New Pressure Points Learned Since Last Visit https://theonion.com/older-cousin-demonstrates-new-pressure-points-learned-since-last-visit/
Jake Tapper demonstrates seriousness of Biden story by discussing it with Piers Morgan.
Jake Tapper on Biden: "It is a scandal. It is without question -- and maybe even worse than Watergate in some ways, because Richard Nixon was in control of his faculties when he wasn't drinking."
May 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Jake Tapper demonstrates seriousness of Biden story by discussing it with Piers Morgan.
Anubis demonstrates a human custom to Death
November 1, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Anubis demonstrates a human custom to Death
genuinely disgusted by how little self-respect this demonstrates
January 24, 2024 at 2:56 AM
genuinely disgusted by how little self-respect this demonstrates
Wet towel in space: NASA astronaut demonstrates how surface tension forms a perfect water sphere in microgravity at the ISS
April 15, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Wet towel in space: NASA astronaut demonstrates how surface tension forms a perfect water sphere in microgravity at the ISS
Idgie demonstrates evasive maneuvers
September 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Idgie demonstrates evasive maneuvers
Dinky demonstrates proper treatment of billionaires
January 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Dinky demonstrates proper treatment of billionaires
Nothing
demonstrates America's 250th better than this 🤡
demonstrates America's 250th better than this 🤡
July 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Nothing
demonstrates America's 250th better than this 🤡
demonstrates America's 250th better than this 🤡
Ailing wannabe dictator yelling at his people and insisting that they're getting richer and safer when all the evidence demonstrates the opposite.
This is Gaddafi-levels of lunacy.
This is Gaddafi-levels of lunacy.
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ailing wannabe dictator yelling at his people and insisting that they're getting richer and safer when all the evidence demonstrates the opposite.
This is Gaddafi-levels of lunacy.
This is Gaddafi-levels of lunacy.
Every question from the senators should have been job specific like this. This demonstrates lack of preparedness. This could have convinced 3 republicans he isn’t the right one for the job
YIKES! Duckworth asks Hegseth to name a country that's in ASEAN. He names three -- none of which are in ASEAN.
"I suggest you do a little homework," she says.
"I suggest you do a little homework," she says.
January 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Every question from the senators should have been job specific like this. This demonstrates lack of preparedness. This could have convinced 3 republicans he isn’t the right one for the job
Lucy demonstrates perfect “loaf” position. Happy #caturday #catsofblusky!
May 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Lucy demonstrates perfect “loaf” position. Happy #caturday #catsofblusky!
Trump calls on Lutnick and he quickly demonstrates why he's called Nutlick
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Trump calls on Lutnick and he quickly demonstrates why he's called Nutlick
Illinois Governor JB Pritzker demonstrates the leadership this country needs
September 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Illinois Governor JB Pritzker demonstrates the leadership this country needs
the alex jones thing demonstrates pretty handily how only right-wingers are allowed to game the justice system
April 30, 2026 at 9:12 PM
the alex jones thing demonstrates pretty handily how only right-wingers are allowed to game the justice system
Ludo demonstrates the joys of his favorite chair
May 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Ludo demonstrates the joys of his favorite chair
As the 72738th study demonstrates, the answer to poverty is cash
Individuals who received the $1,000/mo or $500/mo payments were more likely to find a stable, full-time job than before they received the basic income.
Results showed 45% of participants secured housing, while $589,214 was saved in public service costs.
"It's freedom. It's freedom from poverty..."
Results showed 45% of participants secured housing, while $589,214 was saved in public service costs.
"It's freedom. It's freedom from poverty..."
Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. A year later, nearly half of participants had housing.
Participants in Denver's basic income program received up to $1,000 a month. They became more housing secure and
landed full-time jobs.
www.businessinsider.com
June 20, 2024 at 1:40 PM
As the 72738th study demonstrates, the answer to poverty is cash
As @mousie.bsky.social clearly demonstrates, it’s important to regularly check your mouse’s diaper!
December 25, 2024 at 9:43 PM
As @mousie.bsky.social clearly demonstrates, it’s important to regularly check your mouse’s diaper!