The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped.
"The jobless boom has arrived," per WSJ
August 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped.
When you can’t tell if it’s seasonal depression or Trump-related depression, that’s called treasonal depression.
December 20, 2024 at 1:22 PM
When you can’t tell if it’s seasonal depression or Trump-related depression, that’s called treasonal depression.
Does he not realize he is warning of a Trump Great Depression
Trump: "Trump: "If the Democrats win, you will end up in a 1929-style economic depression. We will have a disaster on our hands. Had I lost the election, had we had Kamala win, I believe our country would be destroyed. If the Republicans win, you will each have $5,000 in your pocket."
October 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Does he not realize he is warning of a Trump Great Depression
Sam Neill on tackling depression and imposter syndrome when you’re between jobs.
July 13, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Sam Neill on tackling depression and imposter syndrome when you’re between jobs.
Yeah cool. Right when the stock market crashed and the Great Depression began.
April 7, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Yeah cool. Right when the stock market crashed and the Great Depression began.
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
September 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
wow depression sucks!!!!!!!
September 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
wow depression sucks!!!!!!!
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression https://theonion.com/trump-says-recession-unfortunate-but-necessary-step-to-get-to-depression/
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression https://theonion.com/trump-says-recession-unfortunate-but-necessary-step-to-get-to-depression/
Building Shitty Gingerbread House Just Making Depression Worse
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December 19, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Building Shitty Gingerbread House Just Making Depression Worse
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Fall is here.
Beautiful foliage and seasonal depression.
Beautiful foliage and seasonal depression.
October 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Fall is here.
Beautiful foliage and seasonal depression.
Beautiful foliage and seasonal depression.
i'm at the civil war
i'm at the great depression
i'm at the combination civil war great depression
i'm at the great depression
i'm at the combination civil war great depression
September 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i'm at the civil war
i'm at the great depression
i'm at the combination civil war great depression
i'm at the great depression
i'm at the combination civil war great depression
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression https://theonion.com/trump-says-recession-unfortunate-but-necessary-step-to-get-to-depression/
September 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression https://theonion.com/trump-says-recession-unfortunate-but-necessary-step-to-get-to-depression/
Cure for depression
April 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Cure for depression
Depression Quest
(if you know you know)
(if you know you know)
What work of art, in any medium, do you think has generated the largest volume of bad critical writing?
October 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Depression Quest
(if you know you know)
(if you know you know)
My car has depression (check engine light is on).
Researchers at the company found representations inside of Claude that perform functions similar to human feelings.
Anthropic Says That Claude Contains Its Own Kind of Emotions
Researchers at the company found representations inside of Claude that perform functions similar to human feelings.
wrd.cm
April 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
My car has depression (check engine light is on).
November 19, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Trumpession. The Greatest Depression. It'll be a beautiful Depression, the most beautiful Depression ever. Nobody's ever seen a Depression like this, only I could make a Depression this beautiful.
April 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Trumpession. The Greatest Depression. It'll be a beautiful Depression, the most beautiful Depression ever. Nobody's ever seen a Depression like this, only I could make a Depression this beautiful.
Depression is sleeping through the day in a dark room. Depression is ignoring phone calls. Depression is feeling lonely, but not wanting company. Depression can be hidden with laughs and smiles. Depression is a disease that can hit anyone at any moment. Please show understanding and kindness. 💖
January 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Depression is sleeping through the day in a dark room. Depression is ignoring phone calls. Depression is feeling lonely, but not wanting company. Depression can be hidden with laughs and smiles. Depression is a disease that can hit anyone at any moment. Please show understanding and kindness. 💖
elon musk depression posting is one of my favorite genres of posts
March 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
elon musk depression posting is one of my favorite genres of posts
We are heading into a depression that might make the 30s look like Coachella.
Kelly Loeffler glazes Dear Leader: "You are leading us to the greatest economy that the world has ever known ... I hear it everywhere I go -- 'Please thank the president.' They love you."
May 27, 2026 at 5:12 PM
We are heading into a depression that might make the 30s look like Coachella.
Trump keeps saying that a 1929-style Great Depression is likely during the second half of his term. Quite the midterm message.
October 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Trump keeps saying that a 1929-style Great Depression is likely during the second half of his term. Quite the midterm message.