#derekandclive
He must have ended up getting a lot of letters intended for the head of the BBC.
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Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.
February 21, 2026 at 12:44 PM
It's pus from cancer of the knob. You have to massage it out regularly.

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March 17, 2026 at 1:39 PM
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

This reminded me of a particularly notorious Derek and Clive sketch.

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Experience: I’ve made the longest chain of chewing-gum wrappers in the world
Wrigley’s gave me 5,000 to start me off. I’ve now used nearly 3m
www.theguardian.com
May 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
January 13, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Peter Cook & Dudley Moore explained the line of succession many years ago on the Dick Cavett Show:

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Peter Cook and Dudley Moore discuss peerages, commoners and Royal succession. #DerekandClive
YouTube video by Roberto Masi
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February 20, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Top left looks like Peter Cook! #ptop #derekandclive
October 10, 2024 at 7:19 PM
🔞 🌃 Classic 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #humor: "Derek & Clive Get The Horn" by P. Cook & D. Moore (1979)

Some consider it the first #podcast, not *hard* see why... we're an #adultmarketing firm opening in late-March, more to come!

#creators — check my 📌!

#derekandclive #england #sample #nsfw #marketing
March 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
As the wonderful #DerekAndClive said "jump you f***er jump"...
August 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Some purchases for #RecordStoreDay @IronMaiden @cheaptrick #WayneHussey #DerekAndClive
March 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
........17/11 Soul Time #PeterCook #DerekAndClive
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM