Because everything is... <gestures randomly in all directions> here's a random picture of my happy derpwolf.
February 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Because everything is... <gestures randomly in all directions> here's a random picture of my happy derpwolf.
Pro tip: To prevent creases in your neoprene gear, it is advised to wear it all the time. -DerpWolf
March 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Pro tip: To prevent creases in your neoprene gear, it is advised to wear it all the time. -DerpWolf
Derpwolf says it’s time for bed.
July 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Derpwolf says it’s time for bed.
For today’s DerpWolf stoner venture I found my slutty UPS cap 🧢
Got a package for this boy to receive 💜
Got a package for this boy to receive 💜
May 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM
For today’s DerpWolf stoner venture I found my slutty UPS cap 🧢
Got a package for this boy to receive 💜
Got a package for this boy to receive 💜
April 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
derpwolf in slot 2 for sure
February 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
derpwolf in slot 2 for sure
DerpWolf S
another quicky commission piece, got a couple more on deck.
Who knows what's next. Not me. Another Bloody Ass? Maybe a super secret squirrel mech for some Youtuber.
another quicky commission piece, got a couple more on deck.
Who knows what's next. Not me. Another Bloody Ass? Maybe a super secret squirrel mech for some Youtuber.
March 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
DerpWolf S
another quicky commission piece, got a couple more on deck.
Who knows what's next. Not me. Another Bloody Ass? Maybe a super secret squirrel mech for some Youtuber.
another quicky commission piece, got a couple more on deck.
Who knows what's next. Not me. Another Bloody Ass? Maybe a super secret squirrel mech for some Youtuber.
Most elegant derpwolf of all time
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Most elegant derpwolf of all time
Everyone, Friday responsibly. The derpwolf is watching you. 🐺
January 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Everyone, Friday responsibly. The derpwolf is watching you. 🐺
Aww, the big derpwolf. ❤️
April 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Aww, the big derpwolf. ❤️
The unrepentant face of a derpwolf who disappeared for an hour and returned with a headless dead rabbit. It was either a gift of love or punishment for cleaning his ears. Excuse me while I go clean up his mess and mine. Fecking derpwolf.
January 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
The unrepentant face of a derpwolf who disappeared for an hour and returned with a headless dead rabbit. It was either a gift of love or punishment for cleaning his ears. Excuse me while I go clean up his mess and mine. Fecking derpwolf.
He looks like a happy derpwolf.
August 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
He looks like a happy derpwolf.
"If I hide in this cloud I'm sure nobody will see me." -DerpWolf
April 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"If I hide in this cloud I'm sure nobody will see me." -DerpWolf
Yes, that’s the lorge derpwolf!
October 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Yes, that’s the lorge derpwolf!
Meeting Derp Wolves the first time is INTENSE.
#tollersofbluesky #ducktoller #derpwolf #huskiesofbluesky #novascotiaducktollingretriever
#tollersofbluesky #ducktoller #derpwolf #huskiesofbluesky #novascotiaducktollingretriever
January 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Meeting Derp Wolves the first time is INTENSE.
#tollersofbluesky #ducktoller #derpwolf #huskiesofbluesky #novascotiaducktollingretriever
#tollersofbluesky #ducktoller #derpwolf #huskiesofbluesky #novascotiaducktollingretriever
Alright y’all, the derpwolf has declared it’s bedtime. Rest well and renew your heart to be ready for another day of caring for democracy. 🫶 xoxo
April 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Alright y’all, the derpwolf has declared it’s bedtime. Rest well and renew your heart to be ready for another day of caring for democracy. 🫶 xoxo
Muppet
Horse
Trembly stoic (his cat software glitches sometimes)
Employed when I need him to rest, unemployed when I need him to occupy himself
100% derpwolf
Horse
Trembly stoic (his cat software glitches sometimes)
Employed when I need him to rest, unemployed when I need him to occupy himself
100% derpwolf
August 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Muppet
Horse
Trembly stoic (his cat software glitches sometimes)
Employed when I need him to rest, unemployed when I need him to occupy himself
100% derpwolf
Horse
Trembly stoic (his cat software glitches sometimes)
Employed when I need him to rest, unemployed when I need him to occupy himself
100% derpwolf
We loved him and we love you. Thank you for sharing the derpwolf Dr K with us all these years. 🫂❤️
June 21, 2026 at 3:57 PM
We loved him and we love you. Thank you for sharing the derpwolf Dr K with us all these years. 🫂❤️
There are work crews in the area but fear not, Ethel Derpwolf Mertz over here is on neighborhood watch!
March 19, 2026 at 3:43 PM
There are work crews in the area but fear not, Ethel Derpwolf Mertz over here is on neighborhood watch!
There's squirrel drama at Derpwolf Manor this evening. Mr Eyeliner is not as strong as his sister, so she was able to jump at the suet but he can't yet. He's very mad. 🤣
June 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
There's squirrel drama at Derpwolf Manor this evening. Mr Eyeliner is not as strong as his sister, so she was able to jump at the suet but he can't yet. He's very mad. 🤣