she’s like the hypnotoad if she detects something tasty being eaten
February 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
she’s like the hypnotoad if she detects something tasty being eaten
Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion https://theonion.com/potato-chip-connoisseur-detects-notes-of-sour-cream-on-1819568936/
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion https://theonion.com/potato-chip-connoisseur-detects-notes-of-sour-cream-on-1819568936/
Japanese robot detects 0.1mm rail cracks and repairs them autonomously at night using 10,000 RPM grinding and ultrasonic inspection
May 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Japanese robot detects 0.1mm rail cracks and repairs them autonomously at night using 10,000 RPM grinding and ultrasonic inspection
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
can there be a browser plugin that detects ai images and replaces them with this
December 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
can there be a browser plugin that detects ai images and replaces them with this
when discord detects i mentioned danganronpa offhand twice in the last month and then auto-detects i am 12
September 22, 2026 at 9:42 PM
when discord detects i mentioned danganronpa offhand twice in the last month and then auto-detects i am 12
smart glasses that can detect faces and find data about the person it detects should be banned. it only has bad and evil applications
February 25, 2026 at 6:56 PM
smart glasses that can detect faces and find data about the person it detects should be banned. it only has bad and evil applications
they should invent a google maps integration that detects if you're trying to run errands when a nearby school is letting out and slaps you in the face
September 29, 2026 at 9:09 PM
they should invent a google maps integration that detects if you're trying to run errands when a nearby school is letting out and slaps you in the face
Breakthrough blood test detects cancer years before symptoms appear
Breakthrough blood test detects cancer years before symptoms appear
Cancer signs detected in blood over three years in advance for some patients
www.independent.co.uk
June 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Breakthrough blood test detects cancer years before symptoms appear
Average Saudi Patriot Battery when it detects a Shahed
August 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Average Saudi Patriot Battery when it detects a Shahed
Waymo detects you have an outstanding warrant.
Waymo detects you are a debtor in default.
Waymo detects you are a dissident.
Waymo detects you are a debtor in default.
Waymo detects you are a dissident.
The image in the quoted skeet is of an article titled "waymo reports teen riders for bad behavior and delivers them to the police" with a picture of a waymo in san bruno, CA.
This is nightmare shit.
This is nightmare shit.
Oh cool, an Easter egg feature that traps you in a driverless car and kidnaps you when it's decided you've misbehaved.
Imagine what a hacker group or ICE can do with this. The fact that this is even functionally possible is horrifying.
Imagine what a hacker group or ICE can do with this. The fact that this is even functionally possible is horrifying.
July 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Waymo detects you have an outstanding warrant.
Waymo detects you are a debtor in default.
Waymo detects you are a dissident.
Waymo detects you are a debtor in default.
Waymo detects you are a dissident.
Vision Pro when it detects an android user
February 11, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Vision Pro when it detects an android user
[ Charybdis - a #GhostSoap minicomic ]
Page 1, the heartbeat sensor detects someone… or something.
Page 1, the heartbeat sensor detects someone… or something.
December 9, 2024 at 8:10 PM
[ Charybdis - a #GhostSoap minicomic ]
Page 1, the heartbeat sensor detects someone… or something.
Page 1, the heartbeat sensor detects someone… or something.
Coming this Christmas - the Stephen Miller Baby Doll that cries when it sees diversity and screams when it detects empathy.
May 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Coming this Christmas - the Stephen Miller Baby Doll that cries when it sees diversity and screams when it detects empathy.
"Canada just developed a wearable patch that detects early signs of postoperative infection through continuous temperature and inflammatory marker tracking, based on a Montreal hospital study."
- from Neil Degrasse Tyson
- from Neil Degrasse Tyson
August 31, 2026 at 1:30 PM
"Canada just developed a wearable patch that detects early signs of postoperative infection through continuous temperature and inflammatory marker tracking, based on a Montreal hospital study."
- from Neil Degrasse Tyson
- from Neil Degrasse Tyson
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: MIT Professor Develop Technology That Could Detect Ovarian Cancer Before It's Too Late
After losing loved ones to cancer, MIT Professor Angela Belcher developed a technology that detects ovarian cancer early, before it spreads.
After losing loved ones to cancer, MIT Professor Angela Belcher developed a technology that detects ovarian cancer early, before it spreads.
August 26, 2026 at 1:21 PM
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: MIT Professor Develop Technology That Could Detect Ovarian Cancer Before It's Too Late
After losing loved ones to cancer, MIT Professor Angela Belcher developed a technology that detects ovarian cancer early, before it spreads.
After losing loved ones to cancer, MIT Professor Angela Belcher developed a technology that detects ovarian cancer early, before it spreads.
Coming this Christmas - the Stephen Miller Baby Doll that cries when it sees diversity and screams when it detects empathy.
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Coming this Christmas - the Stephen Miller Baby Doll that cries when it sees diversity and screams when it detects empathy.
need a filter for this website that detects a twitter screenshot and nukes it
September 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
need a filter for this website that detects a twitter screenshot and nukes it
Coming this Christmas - the Stephen Miller Baby Doll that cries when it sees diversity and screams when it detects empathy.
October 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Coming this Christmas - the Stephen Miller Baby Doll that cries when it sees diversity and screams when it detects empathy.
as a reminder this game will only glitch out or act strange if it detects you have an unpure heart
Clean up Isle Delfino and track down the culprit responsible for making a mess in Super Mario Sunshine, available now on Nintendo Switch 2 with GameCube - Nintendo Classics for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members.
August 13, 2026 at 1:15 AM
as a reminder this game will only glitch out or act strange if it detects you have an unpure heart
⚠️ BREAKING:
California detects a new human case of H5N1 bird flu.
California detects a new human case of H5N1 bird flu.
December 28, 2024 at 12:34 PM
⚠️ BREAKING:
California detects a new human case of H5N1 bird flu.
California detects a new human case of H5N1 bird flu.
bet the secret device is a machine that detects whether someone is gay
“The product will be capable of being fully aware of a user’s surroundings and life, will be unobtrusive, able to rest in one’s pocket or on one’s desk, and will be a third core device a person would put on a desk after a MacBook Pro and an iPhone.” 🫠
Exclusive | What Sam Altman Told OpenAI About the Secret Device He’s Making With Jony Ive
The idea is a “chance to do the biggest thing we’ve ever done as a company here,” Altman told OpenAI employees Wednesday.
www.wsj.com
May 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
bet the secret device is a machine that detects whether someone is gay
meta ray bans plug in that detects that plug in and immediately bricks those glasses
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
meta ray bans plug in that detects that plug in and immediately bricks those glasses
they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand
November 26, 2024 at 11:07 AM
they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand