The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
Marco looks like he has that pre-diarrhea feeling.
June 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Marco looks like he has that pre-diarrhea feeling.
Yes, lady, you did vote for diarrhea.
September 27, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Yes, lady, you did vote for diarrhea.
Breaking: diarrhea juice linked to outbreaks of diarrhea
Raw milk has been linked to at least 10 illnesses in California, according to the California Department of Public Health.
None of the illnesses has been identified as bird flu, the agency said.
None of the illnesses has been identified as bird flu, the agency said.
California reports more illnesses in people who drank raw milk. Here are the risks, according to health experts | CNN
Although some fans claim there are nutritional benefits to drinking raw milk, health experts say any purported benefits do not outweigh the associated risks.
www.cnn.com
December 12, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Breaking: diarrhea juice linked to outbreaks of diarrhea
Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal theonion.com/dog-mee...
July 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal theonion.com/dog-mee...
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
Trump is reportedly expected to nominate anti-vaccine activist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead the Department of Health and Human Services
Trump expected to select Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead HHS
The choice will roil many public health experts after his years of touting debunked claims that vaccines cause autism.
www.politico.com
November 14, 2024 at 8:51 PM
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time
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July 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time
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THIS IS THE PARASITE CAUSING CASES OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN AMERICA ?
September 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
THIS IS THE PARASITE CAUSING CASES OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN AMERICA ?
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
July 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
“I voted for diarrhea?” YES, you did
September 27, 2026 at 6:18 PM
“I voted for diarrhea?” YES, you did
20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.
July 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.
A diarrhea parasite outbreak is what happens when you put a diarrhea parasite in charge of the Dept of Health and Human Services.
July 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
A diarrhea parasite outbreak is what happens when you put a diarrhea parasite in charge of the Dept of Health and Human Services.
DJT stands for Diarrhea Jet Trump
October 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
DJT stands for Diarrhea Jet Trump
The explosive diarrhea outbreak began here.
July 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
The explosive diarrhea outbreak began here.
The left is melting down at the now iconic “diarrhea President”
October 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The left is melting down at the now iconic “diarrhea President”
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
Mark Andrews diarrhea pants game
January 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Mark Andrews diarrhea pants game
Mister Diarrhea, Mister Bob Diarrhea
July 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Mister Diarrhea, Mister Bob Diarrhea
Stand by Donald Trump is having very bad diarrhea.
March 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Stand by Donald Trump is having very bad diarrhea.
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
June 8, 2026 at 1:48 PM
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.