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Brendel

@brendelbored.bsky.social

Dougie Dickballs: wassup

Andrew Cuomo: yes and capping to you too my friend

MuskMan88: u the man

Andrew Cuomo: my toilet is set to skibidi, commence pooping 😎

Sam @samd.bsky.social · Aug 10

honestly hilarious that Cuomo’s new campaign strategy after being smoked by Zohran is ‘become a really annoying reply guy’

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August 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM

dickinmybutt

@thesydneycooper.bsky.social

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January 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM

Does that sparkle with you?

@thatsparkles.bsky.social

Please don’t call them pussies. Seriously, doesn’t everyone realize how strong a pussy is? They’re a bunch of weak little dickballs.

September 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM

rabidya 🍄

@rabidya.art

Adrian Dickballs

January 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM

Imran Khan

@imrankhan.bsky.social

lmao I was watching a Grandpoobear VOD and he read my article and finished it with "Fucking shitfuck dickballs that's good" after tearing up over it.

May 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM

algorithm 🌼

@drosophili.ac

what if instead of calling em pussies we called em clit n lips? or if we called dick and balls like. dickballs???

June 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM

Faine Greenwood

@faineg.com

The military under Hegseth curiously does not seem to be getting more competent, despite ruthlessly persecuting and pushing out of its icky women, queers, and minorities in the name of Maximum Dickballs Lethality.

(Also, this sure is a weird way to pursue Dronemaxxing strategy).

Exclusive | New Drone Unit to Be Phased Out as Hegseth’s Army Pick Makes His Mark

Gen. Christopher LaNeve takes aim at a cutting-edge drone unit, one of several moves he has made since taking over the Army.

www.wsj.com

August 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM

skinslip is already a spooky name

@skinslip.bsky.social

raw dogging his whole life dickballs naked

February 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM

Astreia

@redoubters.bsky.social

I had someone argue with me that Reddit had gone right over the past ten years

and I'm like

fucking no it hasn't! remember when KiA/TiA, Coontown, T_D, FatPeopleHate were regularly on the front page or r/all?

that shit sucked dickballs

January 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM