or dickfirst. whatever.
January 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
or dickfirst. whatever.
What if you tripped and fell dickfirst into my cunt
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
What if you tripped and fell dickfirst into my cunt
a post that says i'm horny is not an open invitation to come dickfirst into my dms. jesus christ
January 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
a post that says i'm horny is not an open invitation to come dickfirst into my dms. jesus christ
your favorite toon character (got their dick stuck in a wire extruder and is currently being forcibly noodled dickfirst)
April 25, 2026 at 10:31 PM
your favorite toon character (got their dick stuck in a wire extruder and is currently being forcibly noodled dickfirst)
*holding you up and slowly inching you toward it dickfirst*
:)
:)
July 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
*holding you up and slowly inching you toward it dickfirst*
:)
:)
We make a lot of jokes about Crowley walking/standing dickfirst but with Az the magnet is clearly in the angel cake 😆❤️
May 16, 2026 at 1:29 PM
We make a lot of jokes about Crowley walking/standing dickfirst but with Az the magnet is clearly in the angel cake 😆❤️
whenever I feel like my art will never amount to anything I think of Brazil and T-Gilly and resolve to just keep doing whatever, clearly my chances of blundering dickfirst into a work of enduring genius are as good as anyone's
January 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
whenever I feel like my art will never amount to anything I think of Brazil and T-Gilly and resolve to just keep doing whatever, clearly my chances of blundering dickfirst into a work of enduring genius are as good as anyone's
meanwhile, US rags are asking "Where are all of Iran's Allies fnar fnar they're so isolated" but not asking "where are all of the USA's allies, why arent they jumping dickfirst into a new middle eastern war?"
Yemen’s Houthis have announced they’ll be joining the war in support of Iran shortly. Analysts expect them to shut down another strait, Bab El-Mandeb, which will close the Suez Canal. The global economy hangs by a thread.
March 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
meanwhile, US rags are asking "Where are all of Iran's Allies fnar fnar they're so isolated" but not asking "where are all of the USA's allies, why arent they jumping dickfirst into a new middle eastern war?"
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WIG REVIEW: WICKED PART 1
It's been a beat since I've blogged but I've obviously just been HOLDING SPACE FOR "FINDING GRAVITY" and now the world is *FINALLY* on my level. The world is also sort of a post apocalyptic shambles…
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November 26, 2024 at 7:52 PM
funniest things about peeping back into twitter for a bit is that there's always some lintbrain trying to make the Fuhrer Fried Salad's most out of their blued-checkmark by claiming Mishima as a martyr of Weebnazism even as they stumble dickfirst into the 1000 ft obelisk that is his rabid manlust
May 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
funniest things about peeping back into twitter for a bit is that there's always some lintbrain trying to make the Fuhrer Fried Salad's most out of their blued-checkmark by claiming Mishima as a martyr of Weebnazism even as they stumble dickfirst into the 1000 ft obelisk that is his rabid manlust
This can get so out of hand in "wholesome" porn and makes me wanna yack after a certain point
IMO it's 1000x more charming/sincere to me when you allow characters to fumble, trip into some under-negotiated kink dickfirst, freak out and learn from those mistakes (played for laughs or drama!)
IMO it's 1000x more charming/sincere to me when you allow characters to fumble, trip into some under-negotiated kink dickfirst, freak out and learn from those mistakes (played for laughs or drama!)
July 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This can get so out of hand in "wholesome" porn and makes me wanna yack after a certain point
IMO it's 1000x more charming/sincere to me when you allow characters to fumble, trip into some under-negotiated kink dickfirst, freak out and learn from those mistakes (played for laughs or drama!)
IMO it's 1000x more charming/sincere to me when you allow characters to fumble, trip into some under-negotiated kink dickfirst, freak out and learn from those mistakes (played for laughs or drama!)
The Bills are gonna trip, stumble, and fall dickfirst into a Super Bowl and I’m gonna be mad about it the whole time
January 27, 2026 at 8:38 PM
The Bills are gonna trip, stumble, and fall dickfirst into a Super Bowl and I’m gonna be mad about it the whole time
I don't think this one is particularly on purpose. I think they tripped dickfirst into something that *genuinely* upsets a lot of people in their base, since he, y'know, campaigned on releasing it. I think the zone flooding at the point is to distract FROM this, because they know it's too much.
July 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I don't think this one is particularly on purpose. I think they tripped dickfirst into something that *genuinely* upsets a lot of people in their base, since he, y'know, campaigned on releasing it. I think the zone flooding at the point is to distract FROM this, because they know it's too much.
Their universal “dickfirst” body language makes me wanna hock tua their crotches.
PS It’s not “community policing” nanopeens; it’s fascist occupation to “flatter” a convicted felon rapist pedo.
GO HOME 🖕🏾
PS It’s not “community policing” nanopeens; it’s fascist occupation to “flatter” a convicted felon rapist pedo.
GO HOME 🖕🏾
a man in a wig and sunglasses says give ' em that hawk tuan
ALT: a man in a wig and sunglasses says give ' em that hawk tuan
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August 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Their universal “dickfirst” body language makes me wanna hock tua their crotches.
PS It’s not “community policing” nanopeens; it’s fascist occupation to “flatter” a convicted felon rapist pedo.
GO HOME 🖕🏾
PS It’s not “community policing” nanopeens; it’s fascist occupation to “flatter” a convicted felon rapist pedo.
GO HOME 🖕🏾
I walked dickfirst (clothed) into this deathtrap!
July 26, 2023 at 4:03 AM
I walked dickfirst (clothed) into this deathtrap!
[ - ALTSALLY - ]
make that twice now that this sally characterization has accidentally stumbled dickfirst into Super Hell considering that's what happened to LITERALLY THE VARIANT THAT CAUSED ME TO START WRITING SALLY AND THAT CAUSED THIS ACCOUNT
make that twice now that this sally characterization has accidentally stumbled dickfirst into Super Hell considering that's what happened to LITERALLY THE VARIANT THAT CAUSED ME TO START WRITING SALLY AND THAT CAUSED THIS ACCOUNT
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
[ - ALTSALLY - ]
make that twice now that this sally characterization has accidentally stumbled dickfirst into Super Hell considering that's what happened to LITERALLY THE VARIANT THAT CAUSED ME TO START WRITING SALLY AND THAT CAUSED THIS ACCOUNT
make that twice now that this sally characterization has accidentally stumbled dickfirst into Super Hell considering that's what happened to LITERALLY THE VARIANT THAT CAUSED ME TO START WRITING SALLY AND THAT CAUSED THIS ACCOUNT
gonna sleep pantless on my back so i can be thrust into heaven dickfirst during today's rapture
...
nah, that one sucks.
sorry jesus, i'm not funny enough to go to heaven. see you next rapture
...
nah, that one sucks.
sorry jesus, i'm not funny enough to go to heaven. see you next rapture
September 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
gonna sleep pantless on my back so i can be thrust into heaven dickfirst during today's rapture
...
nah, that one sucks.
sorry jesus, i'm not funny enough to go to heaven. see you next rapture
...
nah, that one sucks.
sorry jesus, i'm not funny enough to go to heaven. see you next rapture