Silicon Valley workaholic dickmeasuring
July 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Silicon Valley workaholic dickmeasuring
You know what's funny?
A lot of people have compared the Queen Beryl bit re: a dickmeasuring contest in our Sailor Moon Abridged episode to a sketch from Robot Chicken.
I'd actually never seen it until today!
A lot of people have compared the Queen Beryl bit re: a dickmeasuring contest in our Sailor Moon Abridged episode to a sketch from Robot Chicken.
I'd actually never seen it until today!
March 6, 2026 at 2:37 AM
You know what's funny?
A lot of people have compared the Queen Beryl bit re: a dickmeasuring contest in our Sailor Moon Abridged episode to a sketch from Robot Chicken.
I'd actually never seen it until today!
A lot of people have compared the Queen Beryl bit re: a dickmeasuring contest in our Sailor Moon Abridged episode to a sketch from Robot Chicken.
I'd actually never seen it until today!
February 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Deeply excited to learn that people judge each other for how much reposting they do, guys this isn’t a dickmeasuring contest; people have lives, different energy levels & sometimes you just don’t want to, it really isn’t that big of a deal & it doesn’t represent, at all, how much you support people.
April 11, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Deeply excited to learn that people judge each other for how much reposting they do, guys this isn’t a dickmeasuring contest; people have lives, different energy levels & sometimes you just don’t want to, it really isn’t that big of a deal & it doesn’t represent, at all, how much you support people.
everyone is really the descendant of everyone if you look back not even especially far, which is what makes a lot of this nationalist dickmeasuring on the part of fascists so weird
May 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
everyone is really the descendant of everyone if you look back not even especially far, which is what makes a lot of this nationalist dickmeasuring on the part of fascists so weird
December 16, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Look at Qin China for instance - that is a massive state doing lots of state things, it's just that the state things are mostly to win a dickmeasuring contest against Heaven itself.
June 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Look at Qin China for instance - that is a massive state doing lots of state things, it's just that the state things are mostly to win a dickmeasuring contest against Heaven itself.
i mean personally i would feel very different about knowing that i was in a high-risk zone and most of the fireworks were understood to be dickmeasuring compared to someone explicitly giving them permission to shoot at me
June 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i mean personally i would feel very different about knowing that i was in a high-risk zone and most of the fireworks were understood to be dickmeasuring compared to someone explicitly giving them permission to shoot at me
#dick #dickpic #tattoo #penistattoo #dicktattoo #tattooeddick #penis #cock #mydick #penistattoo
#book #dickmeasuring
#book #dickmeasuring
February 15, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Someone from Charlottesville ignited a city dickmeasuring contest with someone from NYC. Just people talkin' shit this morning, nothing serious.
August 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Someone from Charlottesville ignited a city dickmeasuring contest with someone from NYC. Just people talkin' shit this morning, nothing serious.
If anything he'd be somewhat disappointed that we just stopped going and it ended up being a meaningless dickmeasuring contest.
May 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If anything he'd be somewhat disappointed that we just stopped going and it ended up being a meaningless dickmeasuring contest.
He's the guy who never matured beyond High School, and is terrified other guys will think he's gay if he doesn't engage in the loudmouth, blowhard, dickmeasuring idiocy teenaged boys do.
Yeah, you're a real badass, bro. Tell me about all the women you've been with. It's impressive...
🙄
Yeah, you're a real badass, bro. Tell me about all the women you've been with. It's impressive...
🙄
October 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
He's the guy who never matured beyond High School, and is terrified other guys will think he's gay if he doesn't engage in the loudmouth, blowhard, dickmeasuring idiocy teenaged boys do.
Yeah, you're a real badass, bro. Tell me about all the women you've been with. It's impressive...
🙄
Yeah, you're a real badass, bro. Tell me about all the women you've been with. It's impressive...
🙄
"I bet you five bucks my dick is bigger than yours?" Steven said.
"Ok, you're on," I said.
We found ruler and got ourselves hard.
"Wow, you win," Steven said handing me five dollars from his wallet.
#aiart
#truestories
#gay
#bigdick
#gaywriting
#dickmeasuring
"Ok, you're on," I said.
We found ruler and got ourselves hard.
"Wow, you win," Steven said handing me five dollars from his wallet.
#aiart
#truestories
#gay
#bigdick
#gaywriting
#dickmeasuring
April 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"I bet you five bucks my dick is bigger than yours?" Steven said.
"Ok, you're on," I said.
We found ruler and got ourselves hard.
"Wow, you win," Steven said handing me five dollars from his wallet.
#aiart
#truestories
#gay
#bigdick
#gaywriting
#dickmeasuring
"Ok, you're on," I said.
We found ruler and got ourselves hard.
"Wow, you win," Steven said handing me five dollars from his wallet.
#aiart
#truestories
#gay
#bigdick
#gaywriting
#dickmeasuring
"The global dickmeasuring era"
January 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"The global dickmeasuring era"
apparently ppl over on here got mad at a guy for scraping bsky posts and publishing it as a hf dataset so now there's a dickmeasuring contest on who scrapes and publishes the most posts lmao
November 27, 2024 at 10:23 PM
apparently ppl over on here got mad at a guy for scraping bsky posts and publishing it as a hf dataset so now there's a dickmeasuring contest on who scrapes and publishes the most posts lmao
nearly every time i peep the comments in a strawberry jam level full clear to try and find a strawberry/setup that's just eluding me it's a lot of bitching about whatever gimmick the level is going for and i'm like ok so like do you all actually want to have fun with this pack or are u dickmeasuring
May 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
nearly every time i peep the comments in a strawberry jam level full clear to try and find a strawberry/setup that's just eluding me it's a lot of bitching about whatever gimmick the level is going for and i'm like ok so like do you all actually want to have fun with this pack or are u dickmeasuring
this and letterboxd are great tools for managing what to watch but the social media aspects of it are genuinely fucking vile. Dickmeasuring on who can seem the most unimpressed.
March 24, 2026 at 12:14 AM
this and letterboxd are great tools for managing what to watch but the social media aspects of it are genuinely fucking vile. Dickmeasuring on who can seem the most unimpressed.
Attempt: counting how many M&Ms (salted caramel) it takes to equal the length - one of these days I’ll use a ruler for actual results
Result: 7 M&Ms in length
Lessons learned:
1. I’m not a flat surface.
2. Floppy balls get in the way.
3. Buy more/stop eating props
#NSFW #DickMeasuring #Gay #Nude
Result: 7 M&Ms in length
Lessons learned:
1. I’m not a flat surface.
2. Floppy balls get in the way.
3. Buy more/stop eating props
#NSFW #DickMeasuring #Gay #Nude
January 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Attempt: counting how many M&Ms (salted caramel) it takes to equal the length - one of these days I’ll use a ruler for actual results
Result: 7 M&Ms in length
Lessons learned:
1. I’m not a flat surface.
2. Floppy balls get in the way.
3. Buy more/stop eating props
#NSFW #DickMeasuring #Gay #Nude
Result: 7 M&Ms in length
Lessons learned:
1. I’m not a flat surface.
2. Floppy balls get in the way.
3. Buy more/stop eating props
#NSFW #DickMeasuring #Gay #Nude
It went from dickfishing to dickmeasuring contests with the homies
July 23, 2026 at 8:57 PM
It went from dickfishing to dickmeasuring contests with the homies
The thing is that they invite the ridicule by neing so amazingly delusional.
If they just focused on thieves, build a stronger #3 promotion and don't waste time and effort on pointless dickmeasuring
Self-inflicted idiocy
If they just focused on thieves, build a stronger #3 promotion and don't waste time and effort on pointless dickmeasuring
Self-inflicted idiocy
May 26, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The thing is that they invite the ridicule by neing so amazingly delusional.
If they just focused on thieves, build a stronger #3 promotion and don't waste time and effort on pointless dickmeasuring
Self-inflicted idiocy
If they just focused on thieves, build a stronger #3 promotion and don't waste time and effort on pointless dickmeasuring
Self-inflicted idiocy
Aren't we kinda making it a bigger deal than it is, though? I mean, I'm going along, but, after the fact, it's equivalent to the whole crowd-size thing. A poli-DickMeasuring contest, y'know?...
December 16, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Aren't we kinda making it a bigger deal than it is, though? I mean, I'm going along, but, after the fact, it's equivalent to the whole crowd-size thing. A poli-DickMeasuring contest, y'know?...
THE HOURGLASS OF YOUR LIFE IS SLIPPING AWAY AND YOU CAN BE SPENDING YOUE LIESURE EXPLORING THE THEMES AND INSPIRATIONS OF THESE WORLDS INSTEAD OF DICKMEASURING AND CHAUVINISM FOR YOUR PERSONAL FAVE AND HOW ITS BETTER BECAUSE IT HAS THE BIGGER GUNS OR WHATEVER
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
THE HOURGLASS OF YOUR LIFE IS SLIPPING AWAY AND YOU CAN BE SPENDING YOUE LIESURE EXPLORING THE THEMES AND INSPIRATIONS OF THESE WORLDS INSTEAD OF DICKMEASURING AND CHAUVINISM FOR YOUR PERSONAL FAVE AND HOW ITS BETTER BECAUSE IT HAS THE BIGGER GUNS OR WHATEVER
Police demilitarization and real consequences for sexual abuse of power were good ideas, but that's a protracted campaign, and most people out there believe in nothing and just want to win a holier-than-thou dickmeasuring contest, so we wound up with "is 'pawg' racist" instead.
August 13, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Police demilitarization and real consequences for sexual abuse of power were good ideas, but that's a protracted campaign, and most people out there believe in nothing and just want to win a holier-than-thou dickmeasuring contest, so we wound up with "is 'pawg' racist" instead.