#dicktastic
Pointing up, 2025

Coloured pencil over soft pastel on paper
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October 31, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Dicktastic John
August 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
It's #Dicktastic! 😀 #KingOfSize 🤪🍆🏆
February 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
These dice have TINY RAINBOW DILDOS IN THEM Y'ALL
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Dicktastic Snowglobe Dice
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June 28, 2026 at 8:44 PM
As it happens … the @romancingthevote.com auction with these Dicktastic dice starts July 1 www.32auctions.com/organization...
Dicktastic Snowglobe Dice
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June 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
anixit got me ravenous for a reread of gojo's passive-aggressive egg routine so i figured why not post this here too?

🙏 @togaki.bsky.social for making that utterly dicktastic graphic for me when i whined for about 2 hours straight that i just 'didn't wanna'. hero behavior tbh.
January 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The Buy It Now 🌈 🍆 d20s are gone, but how about these??

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Dicktastic Snowglobe Dice
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July 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
… dick dice. @dragonsworn.net made dick dice.

I don’t NEED dice, but I would love you a lot if you got them for me anyways? www.32auctions.com/organization...
Dicktastic Snowglobe Dice
Auction item 'Dicktastic Snowglobe Dice' hosted online at 32auctions.
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July 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
fuck yes, bro! then start slobbering all over, worshipping that beautiful man meat for hours and hours... until #monochromemonday is finally over, and we can adore it in all its dicktastic colors again! 🌈🐽👅💦🧎‍♂️
September 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Elon Musk is the dickest dick that ever dicked. He's dicktastic and dicktrocious. He's dickpendous, dickflaccid, dickheaded, dicknosed. dickbreathed, and microdicked. He's the sort of dick that give dicks everywhere a bad name.
February 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I like that My Name Is Earl was filmed in widescreen but broadcast in square, but it was filmed FOR widescreen so if you watch that version there are small jokes they put on the edge of the screen.

Also mention the dicktastic attempt to remaster Buffy in widescreen.
September 4, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Dicktastic.
June 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Dicktastic!
February 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Let’s hope so.

Let’s also hope Trump has spent as much time planning his dicktastic parade as he has planning to repair the crumbled asphalt on Constitution Avenue.

But I wouldn’t bet on it.
June 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
famewhores.substack.com/p/dicktastic

In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick.
DICKTASTIC!
Listen now | In this episode of FAME WHORES, we again talk—in our serious NPR way—about dick, dick, dick.
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April 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
And guys are less dramatic and more dicktastic
March 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Slightly less than eight hours for you to FIGHT TO THE DEATH (metaphorically) for dick dice!

The full set of swirly goodness: www.32auctions.com/organization...

The UBERSCHLONG: www.32auctions.com/organization...
July 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Okay friends the individual rainbow schlongs have all been claimed @romancingthevote.com, so let’s talk about some SNOWGLOBES.

The thing about this style is they are gorgeous as fuck (hee hee) but they photo for crap because MOTION so HAVE SOME VIDEO!
Dicktastic Snowglobe Dice
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July 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
First, this dicktastic set is an amazing frothy rolly glittery rainbow penis-filled delight.
Dicktastic Snowglobe Dice
Auction item 'Dicktastic Snowglobe Dice' hosted online at 32auctions.
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July 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
This year I kept my auctions simple so no one was crippled by choice: all you need to pick with these amazing tiny little dick-filled snowglobes is the glorious color(s) you want me to ink the numbers!

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Dicktastic Snowglobe Dice
Auction item 'Dicktastic Snowglobe Dice' hosted online at 32auctions.
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June 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
And for the pièce de résistance of The Year Of Dicks For Voting Rights: the Dicktastic Snowglobes.
June 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
That was a dicktastic timeline.
September 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
A dicktastic Dickocracy.
February 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM