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And you know what they say about people with big shoes… Closing out Issue 7 is this spectacular tale of cryptids, viral videos and….Shakespeare? Read “Big Shoes to Fill” by B. F. Vega THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW in Die Laughing Magazine! #dielaughing
In the center of a pink-brown frame, a photo of the author reading a copy of "California's Deadliest Earthquakes" and looking very interested. Top text: Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 7 B. F. Vega "Big Shoes to Fill" Bottom text, a quote from the story: A belligerent Bigfoot was one thing; a Hangry Bigfoot was a whole other level of scary.
October 29, 2026 at 12:22 PM
dielaughingmag.bsky.social
What do you mean a mythic figure with a day job?? The economy is in shambles. Read “Planning the Apocalypse as a Side-Hustle” by Z. Hunter Scribner in Issue 7, 10/31/26! #dielaughing
In the center of a white frame, a photo of the author, he has red hair and a beard, a wide smile, and is wearing the most incredible red sweater. Top text: Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 7 Z. Hunter Scribner "Planning the Apocalypse as a Side-Hustle" Bottom text, a quote from the story: On the morning of his ritual to end the world Herne the Hunter was feeling peckish, and so he popped into Nando's for a quick bite before work.
October 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
dielaughingmag.bsky.social
Want to laugh yourself to death? Can’t wait until Halloween? Great news! Our first 6 issues are all available in our Ko-Fi shop right now! Buy yourself a hilarifying time today! #dielaughing
Die Laughing Mag's Shop is Open!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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October 22, 2026 at 12:39 PM
dielaughingmag.bsky.social
Just because they’re undead doesn’t mean they have to be so dang NOISY about it! Come join Harlow as he refuses to entertain this apocalyptic nonsense in “The Survivor” by Richard Lau in Issue 7, 10/31/26! #dielaughing
In the center of a blue frame, a very blurry photo of the author. It is so blurry that details are uncertain, although he clearly has a face. Top text: Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 7 Richard Lau “The Survivor” Bottom text, a quote from the story: To drown out the cacophony, Harlow switched on his television set. Much to his dismay, his favorite game shows appeared to have been pre-empted by horror movies and disaster films.
October 23, 2026 at 3:42 PM
dielaughingmag.bsky.social
Some things, like the death of a loved one, cannot be fixed. Other things, like your boiler, can. Can an unusual visitor make Glen feel alive again? Find out in “The Repairman” by Justin Carlos Alcala in Issue 7, 10/31/26! #dielaughing
In the center of a dark gray frame, a photo of the author as a young man (a child, really), he has short, dark hair, wears a gray shirt, and his expression is unimpressed. Top text: Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 7 Justin Carlos Alcala "The Repairman" Bottom text, a quote from the story: When I returned inside, the repairman was gone, and the basement door sealed shut. The clank of metal below told me he'd gone to work.
October 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
dielaughingmag.bsky.social
The cat distributions system strikes again……from beyond the grave! Read the purr-fect flash fiction: “Zombie Cat” by Cecilia Kennedy. Coming in Issue 7 of Die Laughing this Halloween! #dielaughing
In the center of a black frame, a photo of the author, she has dark hair and is standing in front of a plant Top text: Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 7 Cecilia Kennedy “Zombie Cat” Bottom text, a quote from the story: The application process for a zombie cat is much simpler. There isn’t one. You just pluck one from the streets.
October 19, 2026 at 12:41 AM
dielaughingmag.bsky.social
We at Die Laughing Mag love human-made art, even when the art is not human. Introducing the cover of Issue 7: this magnificent and monstrous masterpiece, molded by hand by Nicholas De Marino. So many cryptids! Issue 7 coming 10/31/26! #dielaughing
Cover of Die Laughing Issue 7. The cover art, "Medusa's Web," features a creature hand-sculpted out of clay, a green and red spider with a yellow head, white eyes and teeth, and green "hair" that resembles snakes. A white web is visible behind the creature. A red hourglass shape is on the spider's belly.
October 17, 2026 at 7:13 PM
dielaughingmag.bsky.social
Workplace training can be the worst, especially when it’s about stuff that'll never happen. Like hauntings. We hope. Right? Read this and 5 other hilarious horror stories 10/31/26! #dielaughing

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In the center of a black frame, a photo of the author, snarling and lit from below, sporting sharp fangs and just a touch of blood at the corner of their mouth Top text: Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 7 Elle Milewski "The Ghostbuster" Bottom text, a quote from the story: Then I turn back, staring once again at Friday's safety training. Poltergiest awareness? I blink twice.
October 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
mistressofathol.bsky.social
I used to follow this band on Myspace. Pretty sure I downloaded the song Alea Iacta Es or 30 sec sample.
There seems to be no where to get these songs anymore. 😭
Note: There is a Folk Metal band by the same name, which is very easy to find.

#goth #gothmusic #gothband #etherealgoth #dielaughing
March 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
di-atribe.bsky.social
Hahaha RT: @DieLaughing My other car is a General Motors Bailout Unicorn.
December 1, 2024 at 4:18 AM
ashponders.bsky.social
@DieLaughing that's why @bmf gave up god. Or was it rent? I forget.
November 4, 2024 at 10:32 PM
anothercinna.bsky.social
Actually, Mel Brooks was spot-on. #TheProducers should've engineered a flop; instead, it engendered the absurdly idiotic. Make Nazis lovable buffoons and the whole world falls for them. #DieLaughing.
anothercinna.bsky.social Another Cinna @anothercinna.bsky.social · Mar 23
Love it to death but sadly, have to report that it didn't work.
Anyway... #DontBeStupid #BeASmartie #DoNotRestartTheNaziParty
March 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
kipattao1.bsky.social
Happy 70th Birthday Robby Benson.🌹 #HappyBirthdayRobbyBenson #RobbyBenson #Birthday #Jeremy #OneonOne #IceCastles #WalkProud #DieLaughing #BeautyandtheBeast #Exosquad #Disney #DisneyPlus
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
cavandy.bsky.social
see @DonaldGlover’s Best #Community Cries http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/05/donald_glover_crying_supercut.html and then watch the one where he meets Levar Burton #dielaughing
Watch a Super-Cut of Donald Glover’s Best Community Cries...
"I don't know what to do, my whole brain is crying."
nymag.com
December 15, 2024 at 1:25 AM
stoweboyd.bsky.social
RT @DieLaughing: Ask what their role in the conspiracy is. Ask what their daily contribution is. Ask what they can't stop doing every day.
December 13, 2024 at 3:18 AM
dizgraceland.bsky.social
It is SCUD Day! #SCUDDay
SCUD is an acronym for Savor the Comic, Unplug the Drama.
I'm assuming that isn't where Scud missles got their name, though I suppose you could die laughing.
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July 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
glegregore.libpol.org
i wanna scroll insta but its just gonna be more downsydrome fashion walks and i'll dielaughing {https://libpol.org}
May 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
wktweetarchive.bsky.social
Let me know when the Rs get around to a 2% tax that is extended to services. I figure that's coming next. #dielaughing
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 AM
zofiawarwick.bsky.social
@dielaughingmag.bsky.social The Lovely folks at Die Laughing Magazine are going to be posting some of mine in either Issue 5 or 6, so stay tuned and keep your eyes peeled--peeler optional. #dielaughing #horror #humor #writing
October 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
hiphopgods.bsky.social
Hyenas In The Desert - Can You Feel It?

#canyoufeelit #part2 #worldwide #part3 #rezidentevil #acappella #wilddogs #radioedit #instrumental #classic #hiphop #single #slamjamz #columbia #records #dielaughing #hyenasinthedesert #hiphopgods
May 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
bluboiart.bsky.social
BLACK HERO MINIS:
OZ
Forced to the be the vessel of a malevolent Hyena demon (Asfaha), and cursed to walk the Earth for an eternity for their past sins.
I drew in procreate

#dielaughing #Oz #Asfaha #westernhorror #saintchase #blackheros #bhm #bluboiart #minis #fanart #miniheroes #chibiart
February 21, 2024 at 4:56 PM
madonna816.bsky.social
Atsuko Okatsuke is my absolute favorite comedian! Just finished her second special & my blood pressure kept shooting up from laughing so hard! #dielaughing #AtsukoOkatsuke
June 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
jimduncan.bsky.social
Hit there @DieLaughing. I'm following you so that you no longer have 666 followers! :)
February 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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🔴 LIVE || The Naughty List has chosen and our cast of characters are in TROUBLE! Join us for a #HSCharity special one shot of #DieLaughing - all to support the amazing @elevatedaccess.bsky.social!

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December 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM