#disaster-ready
Are you READY?! 👇

Trump. Is. A. One. Man. Disaster. 😎✨
June 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Through @caloes.bsky.social, I'm deploying highly trained @lacofd.bsky.social Urban Search and Rescue teams to Jamaica to help reach victims of Hurricane Melissa.

California stands ready to help when disaster strikes — at home or abroad.
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Who's ready for a litigation disaster tour?
“Drake has initiated legal action against Universal Music Group and Spotify over allegations that the two companies conspired to artificially inflate the popularity of Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us.’”

www.billboard.com/pro/drake-um...
November 25, 2024 at 11:06 PM
And here we are…👇

Tomorrow will be an epic disaster — the worst drop ever.

Are you READY?!
April 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I'm ready, emotionally, for another Titan submersible disaster
March 23, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Storms are worsening, and we have to be prepared when disaster strikes. Eliminating FEMA would be a man-made disaster. Let’s work together to fix FEMA so we are ready for the next natural disaster.

@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
June 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This emergency first aid kit will be ready to rescue your Mac or Windows machine when disaster strikes.
How to Create a Recovery USB Drive to Fix Your Computer
This emergency first aid kit will be ready to rescue your Mac or Windows machine when disaster strikes.
wrd.cm
March 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The World Cup is about to be a complete disaster. Between FIFA ripping people off with their Tickets and Packages and Donnie screwing everything up from the cost of living and gas prices skyrocketing not to mention ICE roaming around ready to bag anybody for a dime. This is just another shit show.
May 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Now we’re here, ready for the next major disaster. (Spoiler warning.)
June 2, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Now we’re here, ready for the next major disaster. (Spoiler warning.)
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
“hole in the ozone layer” levels of erasure. my mom was a project manager who busted her ass for years to make sure IBM was ready for Y2K and completely succeeded, only for it to get turned into a late night joke. funny how the stories of mass collective action to avoid disaster rarely get told
DAMMIT NPR.

I spent nine months upgrading over TEN THOUSAND desktops at a F500 client. The grand total was over SEVENTY THOUSAND applications upgraded.

Y2K "didn't live up to the hype" because the industry busted ass to duct tape everything first.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Dec 28
People feared the computer glitch would mean "the end of the world as we know it." Thankfully, Y2K didn't live up to the hype after years and billions of dollars were spent on painstaking preparation.
December 29, 2024 at 4:24 AM
The shitshow is headed for more of a disaster. Toddlers squabbling. All of it is getting ready to massively blowup.
December 28, 2024 at 2:51 PM
2/and a disaster was avoided only by a lucky coincidence. Wadephul stressed that Berlin expects this not to happen again and that Germany is ready to respond at any moment.
September 27, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Now we’re here, ready for the next major disaster. (Spoiler warning.)
May 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Pictures taken moments before disaster
May 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Now we’re here, ready for the next major disaster. (Spoiler warning.)
June 10, 2026 at 6:50 AM
did you never wonder if your metal-digesting toxic-substance-tanking high-capacity demon stomach had a tipping point that would spell disaster if overloaded

get ready to be a gas factory asshole
August 30, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The disaster coming in 2925

Get ready

youtu.be/lsMyunbsfFw?...
DOGE DISASTER!!!
YouTube video by Thunderf00t
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December 15, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Get ready for another fossil-fueled flooding disaster, folks
( #NWSNWC): The National Water Center has issued Key Messages for the potential #FLOODING impacts from the Southwest into the southern High Plains early next week. More info: water.noaa.gov #NMwx #TXwx #USwx #wx #wxsky
September 27, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Donald Trump is now President. He will start attacking youth communities immediately.

His first term was a disaster and put countless young people at risk. We must ready to fight back. 🧵
January 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
As we conclude Wildfire Awareness Month, the NALC Disaster Relief Foundation stands ready to assist members affected by natural disasters. Your donations help provide financial grants & hands-on assistance to fellow letter carriers when disaster strikes. Donate or apply: nalc.org/disaster
May 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The blackout arrives as the government has encouraged citizens to be ready for a 'disaster' lasting up to five days https://aje.news/gt5iyo
January 25, 2026 at 7:00 AM
He’s a disaster for everyone but Putin.
Ask yourself why.
He needs to destroy it all for two reasons.
1. He works for Putin, it started in the 80’s. It’s documented. Russia is the only country not on the tariff list.
2. When it’s totally destroyed he’ll claim “ Only I can fix it”
Be ready
April 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My prediction is that this will be a complete air traffic disaster on Wednesday. Get ready for long lines at security checkpoints and many angry people turned away.
Starting on Wednesday, travelers in the U.S. will need a Real ID, passport or other federally recognized document to board domestic flights, a requirement that has sent many Americans scrambling for the security-enhanced, star-emblazoned identification cards.
‘No Appointments Here’: A Mad Dash to Get a Real ID Ahead of the Deadline
A Real ID, passport or other federally recognized document will be required starting next week for domestic flights. Good luck booking an appointment.
www.nytimes.com
May 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM