Calls for general strikes are premillennial dispensationalism for the online leftist crowd.
September 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Calls for general strikes are premillennial dispensationalism for the online leftist crowd.
Like that's not a central conceit. It's called dispensationalism and it's extremely controversial!
April 6, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Like that's not a central conceit. It's called dispensationalism and it's extremely controversial!
Dispensationalism might well be the most widely spread conspiracy theory in American history.
June 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Dispensationalism might well be the most widely spread conspiracy theory in American history.
(Not *no* crossover: there's some around the edges, mostly some threads of dispensationalism and covenantalism, and some of the second order theology soup like the prosperity gospel is crossing over, but very little; there's much, MUCH different cultural pressures there.)
May 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
(Not *no* crossover: there's some around the edges, mostly some threads of dispensationalism and covenantalism, and some of the second order theology soup like the prosperity gospel is crossing over, but very little; there's much, MUCH different cultural pressures there.)
More US political reporters covering dispensationalism, please.
All of us. We all have to die. (Or convert.) Evangelicals support Israel and pretend to care about Jews cause they need us to hang around long enough to be massacred in front of the temple so they can climb over our dead bodies to get to their rapture.
also isn't there a weird thing about christians needing X amount of Jewish people to die for like, the rapture to happen or some wild shit like that and creating a Jewish state to keep a bunch ofJewish people in would facilitate that-
October 24, 2023 at 12:16 AM
More US political reporters covering dispensationalism, please.
The way to square this circle is that Dispensationalism isn't a doctrine so much as a cognitohazard/mental illness
I really just can't get into the headspace of people who think:
1.) Jesus is coming back in the immediate future
2.) He's gonna give us a high five for making the bombs that blew up Bethlehem and give us a pony
3.) So better explode some more shit real good to expedite the process
1.) Jesus is coming back in the immediate future
2.) He's gonna give us a high five for making the bombs that blew up Bethlehem and give us a pony
3.) So better explode some more shit real good to expedite the process
Jesus Christ…
March 8, 2026 at 1:01 PM
The way to square this circle is that Dispensationalism isn't a doctrine so much as a cognitohazard/mental illness
Ya know, I spent my whole life in dispensationalism dealing with stupid fucks who thought the rapture was happening once a year, but I’m ngl, at this point I sometimes think to myself “If not antichrist, why antichrist shaped?”
January 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Ya know, I spent my whole life in dispensationalism dealing with stupid fucks who thought the rapture was happening once a year, but I’m ngl, at this point I sometimes think to myself “If not antichrist, why antichrist shaped?”
decline of Dispensationalism one of the more underreported foreign policy drivers of the last ten years.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
decline of Dispensationalism one of the more underreported foreign policy drivers of the last ten years.
Christians do not support Israel, they are in a death cult.
Evangelicals hold a theological view called premillennial dispensationalism. This teaches that the return of Jewish people to the Holy Land and the creation of the State of Israel in 1948 are necessary steps to unlock biblical prophecy.
Evangelicals hold a theological view called premillennial dispensationalism. This teaches that the return of Jewish people to the Holy Land and the creation of the State of Israel in 1948 are necessary steps to unlock biblical prophecy.
September 26, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Christians do not support Israel, they are in a death cult.
Evangelicals hold a theological view called premillennial dispensationalism. This teaches that the return of Jewish people to the Holy Land and the creation of the State of Israel in 1948 are necessary steps to unlock biblical prophecy.
Evangelicals hold a theological view called premillennial dispensationalism. This teaches that the return of Jewish people to the Holy Land and the creation of the State of Israel in 1948 are necessary steps to unlock biblical prophecy.
As a non-Christian, I can’t tel Christians how to read their own scriptures, but it does seem like a big point in favor of anti-dispensationalism and anti-apocalypticism that violent end times fantasies always seem to boil down to wanting revenge for the Cross
I mean, it kind of defeats the purpose
I mean, it kind of defeats the purpose
July 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
As a non-Christian, I can’t tel Christians how to read their own scriptures, but it does seem like a big point in favor of anti-dispensationalism and anti-apocalypticism that violent end times fantasies always seem to boil down to wanting revenge for the Cross
I mean, it kind of defeats the purpose
I mean, it kind of defeats the purpose
Yes, dispensationalism was specifically made up in the 1800s by John Darby. He even admitted it!
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Yes, dispensationalism was specifically made up in the 1800s by John Darby. He even admitted it!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Dispensationalism is a death cult. It always has been.
March 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Dispensationalism is a death cult. It always has been.
I'm a former evangelical with a Masters in Theology. That thread encompasses a certain narrow reading of dispensationalism.
More accurately, white evangelicals worship God's power more than anything. In reality, they just worship power. It's more important than any other trait in a person.
More accurately, white evangelicals worship God's power more than anything. In reality, they just worship power. It's more important than any other trait in a person.
February 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm a former evangelical with a Masters in Theology. That thread encompasses a certain narrow reading of dispensationalism.
More accurately, white evangelicals worship God's power more than anything. In reality, they just worship power. It's more important than any other trait in a person.
More accurately, white evangelicals worship God's power more than anything. In reality, they just worship power. It's more important than any other trait in a person.
These groups mixed dispensationalism (the idea that history was divided into "Jewish" and "Christian" eras of "God's chosen people", and which also was the origin of the modern concept of the Rapture), British Israelism, and a KKK-originated concept of "Serpent Seed Theology"
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October 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
These groups mixed dispensationalism (the idea that history was divided into "Jewish" and "Christian" eras of "God's chosen people", and which also was the origin of the modern concept of the Rapture), British Israelism, and a KKK-originated concept of "Serpent Seed Theology"
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Longtermism is just gnosticism send fleep.
Or better yet, it's just dispensationalism.
Or better yet, it's just dispensationalism.
August 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Longtermism is just gnosticism send fleep.
Or better yet, it's just dispensationalism.
Or better yet, it's just dispensationalism.
Dispensationalism (left-behind & end-times style theology) is the QAnon of Christianity.
March 14, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Dispensationalism (left-behind & end-times style theology) is the QAnon of Christianity.
Ever fall so deep down the k-hole that you arrive at Zizian dispensationalism
April 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ever fall so deep down the k-hole that you arrive at Zizian dispensationalism
Perverts love the mask of Christian dispensationalism. The cross is a beard.
March 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Perverts love the mask of Christian dispensationalism. The cross is a beard.
This is not even a canonical Christian belief:
Premillennial dispensationalism. was systematized in the 19th century by John Nelson Darby and popularized in the 20th century through the Scofield Reference Bible.
For 1700ish years this was not a belief. It is a new creation.
Premillennial dispensationalism. was systematized in the 19th century by John Nelson Darby and popularized in the 20th century through the Scofield Reference Bible.
For 1700ish years this was not a belief. It is a new creation.
September 26, 2026 at 12:06 PM
This is not even a canonical Christian belief:
Premillennial dispensationalism. was systematized in the 19th century by John Nelson Darby and popularized in the 20th century through the Scofield Reference Bible.
For 1700ish years this was not a belief. It is a new creation.
Premillennial dispensationalism. was systematized in the 19th century by John Nelson Darby and popularized in the 20th century through the Scofield Reference Bible.
For 1700ish years this was not a belief. It is a new creation.
Christ do I resent having to remember about pre-millennial dispensationalism in 2025
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September 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Christ do I resent having to remember about pre-millennial dispensationalism in 2025
"Christian Identity" theology can sound, to a naive observer, like "normal" Pentacostalism or premillennial dispensationalism. But Christian Identity is an explicitly genocidal, fighting faith that justifies acts of terroristic violence. Like all fascist movements, their goal is to recruit normies.
May 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"Christian Identity" theology can sound, to a naive observer, like "normal" Pentacostalism or premillennial dispensationalism. But Christian Identity is an explicitly genocidal, fighting faith that justifies acts of terroristic violence. Like all fascist movements, their goal is to recruit normies.
Dispensationalism is real (each generation of Republicans invents a progressively crueler & more unhinged reactionary vision at the expense of anything meriting the name "conservatism")
May 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Dispensationalism is real (each generation of Republicans invents a progressively crueler & more unhinged reactionary vision at the expense of anything meriting the name "conservatism")
dispensationalism was a mistake ✨
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
dispensationalism was a mistake ✨
Catholic biblical scholars largely interpret the Book of Revelation, including Armageddon, symbolically and historically, not as a literal future battle map. However Evangelical Protestant "dispensationalism," sees it as literal and subcults want to create the conditions to see trigger it.
March 19, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Catholic biblical scholars largely interpret the Book of Revelation, including Armageddon, symbolically and historically, not as a literal future battle map. However Evangelical Protestant "dispensationalism," sees it as literal and subcults want to create the conditions to see trigger it.