A gloryhole, but for dispensing churros.
September 27, 2026 at 8:41 PM
A gloryhole, but for dispensing churros.
Release the White House pharmacy dispensing logs if you want to see where fentanyl comes from
March 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Release the White House pharmacy dispensing logs if you want to see where fentanyl comes from
David Brooks, dispensing bad advice since the 1980s.
July 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
David Brooks, dispensing bad advice since the 1980s.
The person dispensing the spray should be one of the first to the gallows
January 21, 2026 at 9:34 PM
The person dispensing the spray should be one of the first to the gallows
thank you I am dispensing this misery more widely
September 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
thank you I am dispensing this misery more widely
@edzitron.com dispensing exactly enough rope
September 16, 2026 at 8:38 AM
@edzitron.com dispensing exactly enough rope
Laid up in bed again, Nurse Mousecow is dispensing biscuits.
#EverybodyLovesMousecow
#EverybodyLovesMousecow
April 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Laid up in bed again, Nurse Mousecow is dispensing biscuits.
#EverybodyLovesMousecow
#EverybodyLovesMousecow
Miniature vibrators.
June 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Miniature vibrators.
Gashapon machines.
June 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Gashapon machines.
Dandy is dispensing therapeutic shoulder biscuits.
May 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Dandy is dispensing therapeutic shoulder biscuits.
the sycophancy for trump aside, very hard to overstate the arrogance of this majority in dispensing with a precedent that has served this country and both of its political parties well for nearly a century.
#BREAKING: Over dissents from Justices Sotomayor, Kagan & Jackson, #SCOTUS grants a stay in the Slaughter case (allowing President Trump to remove the last Dem member of the FTC), *and* grants certiorari "before judgment" to decide whether to formally overrule its 1935 ruling in Humphrey's Executor.
September 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the sycophancy for trump aside, very hard to overstate the arrogance of this majority in dispensing with a precedent that has served this country and both of its political parties well for nearly a century.
So funding students with disabilities is “hostile” to American interests? Dispensing Pell grants is hostile to American interests?
Stephen Miller: The Department of Education here in Washington, D.C., is overwhelmingly staffed by radical left marxist bureaucrats. Who are in every way hostile to western civilization, hostile to American interests, and hostile to our founding documents and culture.
March 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
So funding students with disabilities is “hostile” to American interests? Dispensing Pell grants is hostile to American interests?
Wearing my traditional Halloween candy-dispensing T-shirt.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wearing my traditional Halloween candy-dispensing T-shirt.
Pestilence dispensing raw milk in the 1880s. One might have thought we would have gotten beyond this but apparently ignorance is bliss.
January 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Pestilence dispensing raw milk in the 1880s. One might have thought we would have gotten beyond this but apparently ignorance is bliss.
DISPENSE WITH THE PLEASANTRIES! 🍬
April 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
DISPENSE WITH THE PLEASANTRIES! 🍬
thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine
Strange men sitting in court surreptitiously dispensing advice is no way to run a Justice Department
March 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Strange men sitting in court surreptitiously dispensing advice is no way to run a Justice Department
Heard and McDonald Islands’ GDP is roughly 1 million. America’s GDP number is zero. Talk about a MASSIVE disparity of Guano Dispensing Penguins
April 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Heard and McDonald Islands’ GDP is roughly 1 million. America’s GDP number is zero. Talk about a MASSIVE disparity of Guano Dispensing Penguins
Gang sparrows.
June 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Gang sparrows.
Real fossils.
June 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Real fossils.
the main problem with video as a format is that it's too slow at dispensing information. I can read much faster than you can talk and there's no way you can address this without becoming incomprehensible to most of the audience.
June 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
the main problem with video as a format is that it's too slow at dispensing information. I can read much faster than you can talk and there's no way you can address this without becoming incomprehensible to most of the audience.
This machine only shows this code quote when it’s dispensing chai and it’s driving me to the brink of madness.
December 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This machine only shows this code quote when it’s dispensing chai and it’s driving me to the brink of madness.
Abortion access nationwide will be severely restricted, even in blue states after this. Will require in person dispensing. Pharmacies can no longer fill prescriptions and just stop dispensing.
Providers like aid access may still be able to mail pills due to their setup.
Providers like aid access may still be able to mail pills due to their setup.
This is an absolute travesty. The 5th circuit is imposing a nationwide restriction on accessing abortion medication. This is such a blatant power grab and perversion of the law.
www.reuters.com/world/us-cou...
www.reuters.com/world/us-cou...
US court blocks mail-order access to abortion drugs, for now
A U.S. appeals court on Friday temporarily blocked a federal rule allowing the abortion drug mifepristone to be dispensed through the mail, significantly curtailing access to the drug nationwide and ...
www.reuters.com
May 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Abortion access nationwide will be severely restricted, even in blue states after this. Will require in person dispensing. Pharmacies can no longer fill prescriptions and just stop dispensing.
Providers like aid access may still be able to mail pills due to their setup.
Providers like aid access may still be able to mail pills due to their setup.