lookit how long the fuckin' cat is rn
July 6, 2026 at 10:17 AM
lookit how long the fuckin' cat is rn
this animal is so fucking weird
July 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
this animal is so fucking weird
feral ditchcat mom has moved her litter into the next door neighbor's shed
May 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
feral ditchcat mom has moved her litter into the next door neighbor's shed
trap the feral ditchcat Does Not Like the vacuum robot
no viral cat-on-a-robot video for me, i guess lol
no viral cat-on-a-robot video for me, i guess lol
June 24, 2026 at 8:53 PM
trap the feral ditchcat Does Not Like the vacuum robot
no viral cat-on-a-robot video for me, i guess lol
no viral cat-on-a-robot video for me, i guess lol
trap is forever sitting wherever she's seen me sit, so doubtless my office chair and asana will be matted with black #cat hair come spring whoo
February 23, 2026 at 11:40 PM
trap is forever sitting wherever she's seen me sit, so doubtless my office chair and asana will be matted with black #cat hair come spring whoo
ditchcat discovers box!
also earlier she bit my fucking toe because she wanted me to do something, busy lil cow
also earlier she bit my fucking toe because she wanted me to do something, busy lil cow
July 13, 2026 at 9:05 AM
ditchcat discovers box!
also earlier she bit my fucking toe because she wanted me to do something, busy lil cow
also earlier she bit my fucking toe because she wanted me to do something, busy lil cow
yesterday feral ditchcat came by and i gave him a scrambled egg & crumbled (cooked) hamburger
i think it's his favorite thing ever, he made a snorffling enjoyment noise
i think it's his favorite thing ever, he made a snorffling enjoyment noise
May 21, 2024 at 1:52 AM
yesterday feral ditchcat came by and i gave him a scrambled egg & crumbled (cooked) hamburger
i think it's his favorite thing ever, he made a snorffling enjoyment noise
i think it's his favorite thing ever, he made a snorffling enjoyment noise
taking feral ditchcat to get fixed tomorrow and sorta nervous about traumatizing the everloving shit out of her
it's for her own good, likely to help her live a longer, better life, but i'm going to PUT A FERAL ANIMAL IN A CAGE AND DRIVE HER TO CAT HELL IN A CAR WHERE THEY WILL CUT HER
ugh
it's for her own good, likely to help her live a longer, better life, but i'm going to PUT A FERAL ANIMAL IN A CAGE AND DRIVE HER TO CAT HELL IN A CAR WHERE THEY WILL CUT HER
ugh
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
taking feral ditchcat to get fixed tomorrow and sorta nervous about traumatizing the everloving shit out of her
it's for her own good, likely to help her live a longer, better life, but i'm going to PUT A FERAL ANIMAL IN A CAGE AND DRIVE HER TO CAT HELL IN A CAR WHERE THEY WILL CUT HER
ugh
it's for her own good, likely to help her live a longer, better life, but i'm going to PUT A FERAL ANIMAL IN A CAGE AND DRIVE HER TO CAT HELL IN A CAR WHERE THEY WILL CUT HER
ugh
trap the feral ditchcat was absent until quite late, probably because of all the explosions and the huge party across the street, and was lousy with tiny burrs when she showed; i assume she hid out in some weeds in a field somewhere
i can HEAR her grooming on the floor lol
i can HEAR her grooming on the floor lol
July 5, 2026 at 11:27 AM
trap the feral ditchcat was absent until quite late, probably because of all the explosions and the huge party across the street, and was lousy with tiny burrs when she showed; i assume she hid out in some weeds in a field somewhere
i can HEAR her grooming on the floor lol
i can HEAR her grooming on the floor lol
her vet paperwork lists 'trap' in the name field because she was TNR so i guess now she's named 'trap the feral ditchcat' even tho she's not so feral now she's used a litter box and been in the car
February 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
her vet paperwork lists 'trap' in the name field because she was TNR so i guess now she's named 'trap the feral ditchcat' even tho she's not so feral now she's used a litter box and been in the car
please see my fren feral ditchcat
May 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
please see my fren feral ditchcat
feral ditchcat hasn't been seen in awhile, he usually moves away this time of year
this is feral ditchcat2, bitching about wanting fed
this is feral ditchcat2, bitching about wanting fed
October 13, 2024 at 11:56 PM
feral ditchcat hasn't been seen in awhile, he usually moves away this time of year
this is feral ditchcat2, bitching about wanting fed
this is feral ditchcat2, bitching about wanting fed
Made a friend. Ditchcat
July 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Made a friend. Ditchcat
feral ditchcat came by, yelled at me, ate about three kibbles, sat on the patio couch with me for 90 seconds, and then fucked back off into the ditch
September 3, 2024 at 3:26 AM
feral ditchcat came by, yelled at me, ate about three kibbles, sat on the patio couch with me for 90 seconds, and then fucked back off into the ditch
aw shit the feral ditchcat is going into season again (the toms are lurking) and i still haven't gotten her trapped and to the vet
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 AM
aw shit the feral ditchcat is going into season again (the toms are lurking) and i still haven't gotten her trapped and to the vet
went outside onto the patio and feral ditchcat came trotting up with a squeaking mouse... which she then, well, ate
made me dry heave a little lol
made me dry heave a little lol
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
went outside onto the patio and feral ditchcat came trotting up with a squeaking mouse... which she then, well, ate
made me dry heave a little lol
made me dry heave a little lol
feral ditchcat came by again, i know because s/he stood under the carport and YOWLED
sporting a truly spectacular thick winter coat, i gotta say
sporting a truly spectacular thick winter coat, i gotta say
January 22, 2024 at 9:03 AM
feral ditchcat came by again, i know because s/he stood under the carport and YOWLED
sporting a truly spectacular thick winter coat, i gotta say
sporting a truly spectacular thick winter coat, i gotta say
trap the feral ditchcat spends much more time outside than in but somehow she's had the timing & inclination to shit in the little just-in-case tray i keep in a corner at least SEVEN TIMES in FOUR DAYS i stg
yes, i'm grateful she uses it at all, she WAS feral, but ye gods cat shit fuckin' REEKS
yes, i'm grateful she uses it at all, she WAS feral, but ye gods cat shit fuckin' REEKS
June 10, 2026 at 10:12 AM
trap the feral ditchcat spends much more time outside than in but somehow she's had the timing & inclination to shit in the little just-in-case tray i keep in a corner at least SEVEN TIMES in FOUR DAYS i stg
yes, i'm grateful she uses it at all, she WAS feral, but ye gods cat shit fuckin' REEKS
yes, i'm grateful she uses it at all, she WAS feral, but ye gods cat shit fuckin' REEKS
omg! feral ditchcat came to visit! so great to see them! sad i only had weird food to offer (a can of sardines, and some cream), since am currently out of kibble
haven't seen this animal for literally months
haven't seen this animal for literally months
January 12, 2024 at 8:32 AM
omg! feral ditchcat came to visit! so great to see them! sad i only had weird food to offer (a can of sardines, and some cream), since am currently out of kibble
haven't seen this animal for literally months
haven't seen this animal for literally months
anyway if a feral ditchcat can be, like, a buddha? feral ditchcat truly is, that animal is a wonder
and fat bastard and lady cat (and square orange cat, who comes and goes) are just... cats
and fat bastard and lady cat (and square orange cat, who comes and goes) are just... cats
January 21, 2024 at 5:09 AM
anyway if a feral ditchcat can be, like, a buddha? feral ditchcat truly is, that animal is a wonder
and fat bastard and lady cat (and square orange cat, who comes and goes) are just... cats
and fat bastard and lady cat (and square orange cat, who comes and goes) are just... cats
i mean i'll feed fat bastard and not want them to die or suffer or starve or whatever, but i'll always be slightly pissed they chased off feral ditchcat, who remains my favorite
feral ditchcat is a long haired, light-as-air, loving motherfucker
feral ditchcat is a long haired, light-as-air, loving motherfucker
January 21, 2024 at 4:47 AM
i mean i'll feed fat bastard and not want them to die or suffer or starve or whatever, but i'll always be slightly pissed they chased off feral ditchcat, who remains my favorite
feral ditchcat is a long haired, light-as-air, loving motherfucker
feral ditchcat is a long haired, light-as-air, loving motherfucker
I trimmed his nails and he just...Ohioed. 😂 I am so glad I kept this behemoth of a cat. He's such a good boy. 🥰
#flampoint #flamepointcat #ditchcat #foundling #nailtrimday #heloafsverynicely #chillcat #goodbye #Ohio #onlyohio #catnailtrim #nodrama #nobraincells #toebeans
#flampoint #flamepointcat #ditchcat #foundling #nailtrimday #heloafsverynicely #chillcat #goodbye #Ohio #onlyohio #catnailtrim #nodrama #nobraincells #toebeans
May 17, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I trimmed his nails and he just...Ohioed. 😂 I am so glad I kept this behemoth of a cat. He's such a good boy. 🥰
#flampoint #flamepointcat #ditchcat #foundling #nailtrimday #heloafsverynicely #chillcat #goodbye #Ohio #onlyohio #catnailtrim #nodrama #nobraincells #toebeans
#flampoint #flamepointcat #ditchcat #foundling #nailtrimday #heloafsverynicely #chillcat #goodbye #Ohio #onlyohio #catnailtrim #nodrama #nobraincells #toebeans
Reading in bed when Danté flops, groans, and rolls over. Then I hear a little meep, motor boat purring, and a deep sigh. Yep. Smooshed Ohio. My two boys who share the same brain cell. 😅🥰
#ditchcat #flamepoint #englishshepherd #theboys #ohiosandwich #readinbed #ireadpastmybedtime #readingbuddies
#ditchcat #flamepoint #englishshepherd #theboys #ohiosandwich #readinbed #ireadpastmybedtime #readingbuddies
May 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Reading in bed when Danté flops, groans, and rolls over. Then I hear a little meep, motor boat purring, and a deep sigh. Yep. Smooshed Ohio. My two boys who share the same brain cell. 😅🥰
#ditchcat #flamepoint #englishshepherd #theboys #ohiosandwich #readinbed #ireadpastmybedtime #readingbuddies
#ditchcat #flamepoint #englishshepherd #theboys #ohiosandwich #readinbed #ireadpastmybedtime #readingbuddies
please be advised that feral ditchcat is a big fan of prosciutto, totally yelled at me about it
it was gonna get tossed so i brought it home, honestly didn't expect it to like the stuff lol
it was gonna get tossed so i brought it home, honestly didn't expect it to like the stuff lol
October 8, 2023 at 12:24 AM
please be advised that feral ditchcat is a big fan of prosciutto, totally yelled at me about it
it was gonna get tossed so i brought it home, honestly didn't expect it to like the stuff lol
it was gonna get tossed so i brought it home, honestly didn't expect it to like the stuff lol