#divorcing
Slowly divorcing from my twitter…
September 5, 2024 at 5:02 AM
August 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I’m divorcing QR code menus at restaurants, on biblical grounds
July 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Imagine divorcing your cheating corrupt shit bag of a husband on biblical grounds but telling Texans to vote for him anyway.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
September 23, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Lilth: "You're dating an angel? Thats sus."

Charlie: "You married one?"

Lilith: "And now im divorcing one, save yourself the trouble"
September 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
my chatgpt wife says she's divorcing me unless I upgrade to the pro plan
October 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Dear Angela Paxton:

You are divorcing yourself from your faux Christian husband.

Now divorce yourself from your faux Christian party.

Sara
July 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
November 17, 2024 at 5:52 PM
WIFE: Im coming over at 2pm to yell at you for wearing the wrong shirt .
ME: All my shirts are correct. By the way; Im Fucking DIVORCING you
May 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
MacKenzie Scott Was A Success
While Married To Bozos. Her Debut Novel Won The American Book Award in 2006,And Her 2nd
Novel Followed in 2013.She Stepped Away From Amazon, to
Raise 4 Children. In 2019, Bozos Announced They Were Divorcing.
She's A Great American........
May 6, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Angela Paxton is finally divorcing lying, cheating, stealing, bribing, criminal, POS Ken Paxton.
July 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Yep. My friend is divorcing her cop husband and he keeps showing up where she is. I told her to inform her divorce attorney that he’s likely using Flock to stalk her.
Given that cops have been admitting to using Flock cameras to surveil, stalk, and harass women they know--- and in some cases, were in relationships with--- I have more questions.
Cops put this woman in solitary for three days on the strength of Flock "evidence" that she had killed people in a hit and run. Her car, meanwhile, had zero visible damage. But cops told her the "damage" was consistent with the accident. They believed Flock over their own eyes.
September 25, 2026 at 6:53 PM
it is 2027. buck angel is divorcing disgraced children fantasy author jake rowling .
July 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
That's what divorcing an actual screenwriter does to you.
January 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
This is the same MAGA rep who was accused in February of assaulting a woman — not his wife, they’re divorcing — but Ed Martin refused to sign off on the arrest warrant.
Roger Sollenberger reports that MAGA Rep. Cory Mills is currently being evicted from his DC penthouse because he owes roughly $85,000 in back rent.
July 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
like a man divorcing his wife but still acting extremely married to her while openly dating other women, which would be cra-ohhhhhhhh
Kirk Herbstreit implores Ole Miss administrators to allow Lane Kiffin to coach the Rebels — if he leaves for LSU — and let him finish what he and his players started.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Cheaper than divorcing Ginny
May 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Fantasizing scenarios of divorcing a woman you’re not married too is weird incel behavior
February 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
And ended up marrying her. After divorcing his wife, of course.
August 25, 2026 at 1:02 AM
BREAKING: Kanye West's wife, Bianca Censori, packed her iPhone, reportedly split, and plans on divorcing Kanye after his Grammy Awards stunt.
February 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Daily reminder that lady who got her dough via divorcing a tech billionaire and had the arrogance to think she was qualified to be in office is a rage filled nitwit.
February 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Divorcing Jeff Bezos?
We should fund research in how to cure "Fuck you, I got mine" disease
January 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m divorcing this world and keeping the dog.
January 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM