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spaccaculi.bsky.social
#cumrag #cumfump #fuckmeat #painanal #wrecked
#gayrape #bdsm #gaybdsm #gaysm #gayslave #slave #gaysub #masterslave #roughfuck #dlap #faceslap #faceslapping #holeforman
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
rocketgirlerin.northsky.social
Has anyone ever gotten more than a dlap on the wrist for the hatch act violations?

I feel that law needs to be revisited and improved.
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
tinacmml.bsky.social
⚠️⚠️⚠️ Episode 4

#ThePrisonerOfBeauty
#cdrama

This moment of decision is my absolute favourite scene so far... than the dlap in his face ... and when her tears dropped down his throat...🥵🔥
May 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
1v.lc
a dioop dap a feeble feeble dooo a weeeble flebble dop doop *SLIDE WHISTLE* flip fleep flap a shooble doouble bloop a sneeble greeble dlap o ap *SPRING DOOR STOPPER FLICK*
katie-pinns.bsky.social @katie_pinns @katie-pinns.bsky.social · Jul 18
You’ve Been Told What J.K. Rowling Said. Here’s What She Actually Said

katiepinns.substack.com/p/youve-been...
July 18, 2026 at 7:07 PM
rigidofarts.bsky.social
Meet the DLAP version of Cinder Fall, former Criminal Mistress turned school teacher (but still with a sharp bite and tongue)!
#RWBY #RWBYfanart #RWBYart #RWBYFanfiction #Art #Fanart #Fanfiction #Fanfic #CinderFall #Cinder_Fall #CinderFallRWBY #Cinder_Fall_RWBY #RWBYCinderFall #Cinwin #Snowfall
July 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
rigidofarts.bsky.social
Finished Raven Branwen for my DLAP Alternate Universe!
#RWBY #RWBYfanart #RWBYart #RWBYFanfiction #Art #Fanart #Fanfiction #Fanfic #RavenBranwen #Raven_Branwen #RavenBranwenRWBY #Raven_Branwen_RWBY #RWBYRavenBranwen #Rosebird
August 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
dlap1984.bsky.social
At this point I'm just waiting for Jared from Subway to be pardoned & be appointed to one of Trump’s open cabinet positions..🤢
-DLAP- 🇺🇲🫎
September 24, 2026 at 8:35 PM
stephmu00mls.bsky.social
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vh1y...
Lauryn Hill - Superstar - Full Song + Lyrics
YouTube video by dlap
m.youtube.com
April 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
velvetgarage.bsky.social
The Soul Sisters - I Can't Stand It (1964)
#soul

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLaP...
I Can't Stand It
YouTube video by The Soul Sisters - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
femsocphd.bsky.social
Here's that vile cockroach's, Alex Acosta's "sweetheart" deal.

What a disgusting dlap in the face to victims and survivors.
#EpsteinCoverUp
archive.org/details/386-...
Epstein Court : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Documents from EPstein case and related
archive.org
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
anita72.bsky.social
I love Jessica Tarlov, but I would pay to see her dlap Jesse Watters.
decodingfoxnews.bsky.social Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · Feb 28
Jessica Tarlov commented how Donald J. Trump's fight with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy benefitted Russian President Vladimir Putin. Trump made Putin out to be the victim even though he started the war by invading a sovereign country. youtu.be/6wII85Ag0FQ?...
Jessica Tarlov - Trump painted Vladimir Putin as the Victim in the Ukraine War
YouTube video by Juliet Jeske - Decoding Fox News
youtu.be
March 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
rigidofarts.bsky.social
Meet Winter Freya Schnee, the eldest of the three Schnee Siblings!
#RWBY #RWBYfanart #RWBYart #RWBYFanfiction #Art #Fanart #Fanfiction #Fanfic #WinterSchnee #Winter_Schnee #WinterSchneeRWBY #Winter_Schnee_RWBY #RWBYWinterSchnee #Cinwin #Snowfall
Lore: https://www.deviantart.com/rigidsttructure/art/DLAP-Winter-1215233728
July 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
breeder-xxl.bsky.social
French has the word bifle to say a dick slap so it’d be a dlap in English?
December 25, 2024 at 1:44 AM
techpowerup.com
[PR] ADLINK Launches the DLAP Supreme Series
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January 15, 2025 at 8:52 AM
thehimeburrito.bsky.social
Oh yeah , or rhalgrs reach! Dlap a waterfall on that and boom
April 21, 2026 at 10:26 AM
luperamos1949.bsky.social
GOP HAVE ALWAYS REFERRED TO THESE 2 ENTITIES AS "ENTITLEMENTS" NO SO MFERS WE HAVING BEEN PAYING INTO THIS SYSTEM WITH EVERY CHECK WE MADE! SO I JUST WANT TO DLAP THESE IGNORANT MFERS SPEWING SHIT FROM TRUMP & HIS CASTRATED GOP MEMBERS OF CONGRESS LED BY CUNT MIKE JOHNSON! KISS MY ASS MFERS!!
deanobeidallah.bsky.social Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · Jul 1
Was listening to conservative talk radio to sample the insanity and heard people call about the need to end Social Security because in their view it's a socialist program. (They are right) But the point is that is where the GOP is heading. They want to end Social Sec and Medicare bc it helps people
July 1, 2026 at 1:11 PM
dlap1984.bsky.social
The psychology is: you can dismiss a poor man's anger, but you can't dismiss a billionaire who says "I've seen the books and the system is rigged."
-DLAP- 🇺🇲🫎
Square Deal For A New Century
#SquareDeal #leadership #dlapsbullmooseparty #peopleoverprofits #Bernie
June 3, 2026 at 8:17 AM
allyamie.com
And then there's this song:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLAP...
Fan Service - S3RL
YouTube video by S3RL
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2024 at 10:24 PM
mattboot.bsky.social
one of the things i love(?) about many historical language textbooks is the tendency to teach new grammatical forms first, and then teach what they actually *mean* as an afterthought. this (imho) would be horrible pedagogy if you couldn't rely on the fact that people already know Hebrew or Arabic
screenshot from Thackston's Intro to Syriac LESSON FOURTEEN 77 §14.1 Imperfect and Imperative of G-Verbs: Sound Roots §14.2 Imperfect Inflection of I-n Verbs §14.3 Imperfect of l-alap Verbs §14.4 Imperfect of l-y Verbs §14.5 Imperfect of Ill-Weak Verbs § 14.6 Imperfect of Hollow Verbs § 14.7 Imperfect of Geminate Verbs §14.8 Imperfect of Il-dlap Verbs LESSON FIFTEEN 86 §15.1 Uses of the Imperfect §15.2 The Imperfect with Enclitic Objects §15.3 Suffix Pronouns with Ill-Weak Im- perfect §15.4 Imperatives with Suffix Pronouns §15.5 Im- peratives of III-Weak Roots with Suffix Pronouns §15.6 Nouns in -u and -i
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
dlap1984.bsky.social
Teddy Roosevelt believed in ownership, independence, and fairness—and that means ending property taxes that rob people of both!
❤️🤍💙✊️
-DLAP- 🫎🇺🇸
#dlapsbullmooseparty #leadership #accountability #NoMorePropertyTax

www.fox32chicago.com/news/illinoi...
March 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
dppapers.bsky.social
Optimal Survey Design for Private Mean Estimation
Yu-Wei Chen, Raghu Pasupathy, Jordan A. Awan
http://arxiv.org/abs/2501.18121
Optimal Survey Design for Private Mean Estimation Yu-Wei Chen, Raghu Pasupathy, Jordan A. Awan http://arxiv.org/abs/2501.18121 This work identifies the first privacy-aware stratified sampling scheme that minimizes the variance for general private mean estimation under the Laplace, Discrete Laplace (DLap) and Truncated-Uniform-Laplace (TuLap) mechanisms within the framework of differential privacy (DP). We view stratified sampling as a subsampling operation, which amplifies the privacy guarantee; however, to have the same final privacy guarantee for each group, different nominal privacy budgets need to be used depending on the subsampling rate. Ignoring the effect of DP, traditional stratified sampling strategies risk significant variance inflation. We phrase our optimal survey design as an optimization problem, where we determine the optimal subsampling sizes for each group with the goal of minimizing the variance of the resulting estimator. We establish strong convexity of the variance objective, propose an efficient algorithm to identify the integer-optimal design, and offer insights on the structure of the optimal design.
January 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
dlap1984.bsky.social
“Progress is not just dodging the traps that caught us. In true Bull Moose spirit, it is a Square Deal for tomorrow: clear the path, guard the young, and leave them freer than we were.”
-DLAP- 🇺🇲🫎
#dlapsbullmooseparty #SquareDeal #leadership #MouseTrap #3rdPartyNow
April 30, 2026 at 2:40 AM
dlap1984.bsky.social
Today we honor the men & women who gave everything for this country. Memorial Day is for those who never made it home, & for building a nation worthy of their sacrifice. Courage, duty, citizenship, & the common good. That’s the Bull Moose spirit.
-DLAP-
#MemorialDay #SquareDeal
#dlapsbullmooseparty
May 25, 2026 at 5:49 AM
queeribbean.bsky.social
This part cause every time USA Australia and New Zealand and Canada and South Africa get to english diaspora tussling i want to bitch dlap everyone involved and be like “YOU DUMB FUCKS YOURE ALL EVIL GENOCIDAL PENAL COLONIES SHUT UP OR KYS!”
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
dlap1984.bsky.social
Massie’s loss should alarm everyone, even if you don’t agree with him. When billionaires, AIPAC money, and Trumpism can target anyone who steps out of line, democracy is in danger.
We need a Bull Moose third party: no billionaires, no lobbyist control, no party bosses. People over the machine.
DLAP
May 20, 2026 at 10:35 AM