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psychicwaffles.bsky.social
*jazz hands* i adore him

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screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a muscular man in a black tank top, a scraggly mullet, dark sunglasses, half undone jeans showing red boxers peaking out of the fly, with a leather jacket slung over one shoulder, yelling to someone off screen. the image is overlaid with a post from twitter that reads "not only did i show you my boobs but i also showed you my mental illness"
January 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
psychicwaffles.bsky.social
in honor of raccoon man's birthday i'm transferring some of my memes over here

god bless chen chuhe's tits

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screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a man standing outside with his hands on his hips and a disgruntled expression, he has an incredibly low cut black tank top showing his cleavage, black leather biker jacket, a razor blade-esque necklace that looks like it's from hot topic, black square-ish sunglasses, and a scraggly mullet. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "a horrible man's tits can be so special"
January 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
psychicwaffles.bsky.social
pspspspsps xiao hua

#dmbj #盗墓笔记 #heixiazi #黑瞎子 #heihua #黑花 #dmemebj
screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a muscular man with large pecs in a black tank top and sarong, a scraggly mullet and dark sunglasses, holding a bottle of beer and looking into the distance while leaning on a pillar in a wooden house. the image is overlaid with a post from twitter that reads "how do i get railed in a sundress in a god-honouring way" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. two men stnd in a cemetery together, one with a scraggly mullet and sunglasses in a lowcut black tank top and leather jacket, smiling and talking, the other in a grey turtleneck and jacket, looking unimpressed. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "top me i deserve is"
January 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
psychicwaffles.bsky.social
he's doing great 👍

#dmbj #盗墓笔记 #heixiazi #黑瞎子 #dmemebj
screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot standing outside talking with a neutral expression. he has a black tank top, black leather biker jacket, chain necklace, black square-ish sunglasses, and a scraggly mullet. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "im alive but only ironically" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a man standing in a cave with a woman facing him, he has an incredibly low cut black tank top showing his cleavage, black leather biker jacket, a razor blade-esque necklace that looks like it's from hot topic, black square-ish sunglasses, and a scraggly mullet. he is looking down/off to the right like he has just had a realisation. the image is overlaid with a post from twitter that reads "just found out my entire personality is a trauma response" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a man leaving a restaurant with a tempura shoved in his mouth. he is wearing all black with a razor blade-esque necklace that looks like it's from hot topic, black square-ish sunglasses, black fingerless gloves, and a scraggly mullet. the image is overlaid with a post from twitter that reads "life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel but there's also the horrors" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a man standing laying in some grass looking like he's had the wind knocked out of him. he has ablue jacket, black square-ish sunglasses, and a scraggly mullet. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "me, gently pulling my consciousness back into my body: please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times"
January 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
psychicwaffles.bsky.social
if nothing else at least he has great tits

#dmbj #盗墓笔记 #heixiazi #黑瞎子 #dmemebj
screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a shirtless man with large pecks, a scraggly mullet and dark sunglasses smiling. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like... nice....." screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a man with a lowcut black tank top showing his cleavage, black leather jacket, a razor blade-esque necklace that looks like it's from hot topic, a scraggly mullet and dark sunglasses. he is pointing a gold pistol off screen and his jacket and hair are being blown back dramatically. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "his boobs jiggled masculineley" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a muscular man with large pecs in a black tank top and sarong, a scraggly mullet and dark sunglasses, holding a bottle of beer and looking into the distance. a woman looks on. the image is overlaid with a post from twitter that reads "her read flags are big but her boobs are bigger" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. two people inside a dark bamboo house sitting next to each other, one of whom is a shirtless man with large pecks, a bandage round his waist, and a scraggly mullet, looking down. a single shaft of light perfectly highlights his torso. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "he's bleeding and sad and wet but his tits look spectacular"
January 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
psychicwaffles.bsky.social
if nothing else he has great tits part 2

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screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a shirtless man with large pecks, a scraggly mullet and dark sunglasses, with scars and a bloody bandage over his abdomen. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "boob window showing off the gaping hold in my chest" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a shirtless man with large pecks, a scraggly mullet and dark sunglasses, in profile looking into the distance. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "Heavy is the chest that wears the tits or whatever" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a man in a tank top and leather jacket, a scraggly mullet and dark sunglasses, leaning away so that his pecs are the focal point of the image. a woman is standing opposite him largely off camera with her arm extended as if she expects to be given something. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "the tits speak for themselves" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a shirtless man with large pecks and a scarred abdomen having his abdomen bandaged by someone else. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads ""Large breasts, Major depressive disorder" these are actual diagnoses from my dr appt today"
January 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
psychicwaffles.bsky.social
he's a multifaceted and complex individual

#dmbj #盗墓笔记 #heixiazi #黑瞎子 #dmemebj
screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a muscular man with large pecs in a black tank top, a scraggly mullet and dark sunglasses, beginnign to lift up his tank top and moving a hand to his abdomen. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "sometimes you just gotta put your hand up your shirt and hold ur boob and thats life" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a man standing in a cave in a black leather jacket and fingerless gloves, with a scraggly mullet and dark sunglasses, he looks worse for ware and vaguely devestated and is aiming a gun at someone. the image is overlaid with a post that reads "I May Not Be The Prettiest Girl In The Room, But What I Do Have Is A Gun" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a man sitting in a restaurant in a black leather jacket and fingerless gloves, with a scraggly mullet and dark sunglasses, holding a phone to his ear and smiling vaguely menacingly. the image is overlaid with a post from twitter that reads "reminder: i will gladly choose violence" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a muscular man with large pecs in a black tank top and sarong, a scraggly mullet and dark sunglasses, taking a swig of beer from a bottle. a woman looks on. the image is overlaid with a post from two people on tumblr that reads "don't let my tits distract u from the fact that i'm not ok in the head","don't let the fact that i'm not ok in the head distract u from my tits"
January 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
psychicwaffles.bsky.social
it's not his fault he was born with clown blood

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screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a man with a scraggly mullet and dark sunglasses, with his hands raised, lightly smiling/grimicing. the image is overlaid with a post from twitter that reads "you (dejected, pathetic): i'm going to make a fool of myself, me (confident, powerful): i'm going to make a fool of myself" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. two men in a cave, one in a black leather biker jacket, black sunglasses and a scraggly mullet, talking whilst reclining on a rock, the other in a navy hoodie in the background banging at the cave wall. the image is overlaid with a post from twitter that reads "Do you ever just have this deep seated desire to bother people. I have clown blood" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a man standing tied to a tree, frowning, with blood coming from his moth and someone else's hand on his shoulder, he has a black leather biker jacket, black square-ish sunglasses, and a scraggly mullet. the image is overlaid with a post from twitter that reads "Me [searching frantically through my pockets]: shit. I've lost my keys. Lemme borrow yours?, Prison guard: no" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a man with a low cut black tank top, black leather biker jacket, and a scraggly mullet. he has his eyes closed and is removing a pair of dark sunglasses. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can't see a thing"
January 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
psychicwaffles.bsky.social
what a great role model

#dmbj #盗墓笔记 #heixiazi #黑瞎子 #dmemebj
screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a man and young girl working ona car engine, the shot is taken from inside the car bonnet. he has a low cut black tank top showing his cleavage, black leather biker jacket, black square-ish sunglasses, and a scraggly mullet. she is wearing a bandana and a kakhi jacket. she is looking at the engine while he is smiling at her. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "How To Validate A Child's Work Without Swearing and Saying "Lil Dude That's Fuckin Sick"" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. four people are sat round a table in a bamboo house talking and arguing, including a man in a black leather jacket with sunglasses and a scraggly mullet. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "guy who takes a bite out of the blunt when you pass it to him" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi and zhu yilong as wu xie in the lost tomb reboot. hei xiazi has a low cut black tank top, black leather biker jacket, black square-ish sunglasses, fingerless gloves and a scraggly mullet. wu xie is wearing an orange jumpsuit. hei xiazi is smiling and looking at wu xie with his finger raised like he has a (terrible) idea. wu xie is looking at him. the image is overlaid with a post from tumblr that reads "i think "i was doing a bit" is an extremely valid courtroom defense" screenshot of chen chuhe as hei xiazi in the lost tomb reboot. a man and young girl in the cab of a car, he is talking to her while driving. he has a low cut black tank top showing his cleavage, black leather biker jacket, black square-ish sunglasses, and a scraggly mullet. she is wearing a bandana and a kakhi jacket. the image is overlaid with a post from a messaging app with three speech bubbles from the same sender that reads "yikes!!", "I'll see u tomorrow kiddo","always carry a switchblade and ibuprofen"
January 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM