Me (as the DM): "It's about a person's worth of blood in a puddle on the floor."
Player: "Anything to avoid the metric system..."
#DnDOutOfContext
#PF2EOutOfContext
(We're playing PF2E, but DnD is the "Kleenex" of RPGs)
Player: "Anything to avoid the metric system..."
#DnDOutOfContext
#PF2EOutOfContext
(We're playing PF2E, but DnD is the "Kleenex" of RPGs)
October 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Me (as the DM): "It's about a person's worth of blood in a puddle on the floor."
Player: "Anything to avoid the metric system..."
#DnDOutOfContext
#PF2EOutOfContext
(We're playing PF2E, but DnD is the "Kleenex" of RPGs)
Player: "Anything to avoid the metric system..."
#DnDOutOfContext
#PF2EOutOfContext
(We're playing PF2E, but DnD is the "Kleenex" of RPGs)
Kess in the middle of divorce for dads
#dndoutofcontext
#dndoutofcontext
July 26, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Kess in the middle of divorce for dads
#dndoutofcontext
#dndoutofcontext
“We could always just go [unalive] your fiancé.” #DnDOutOfContext
April 26, 2026 at 1:48 AM
“We could always just go [unalive] your fiancé.” #DnDOutOfContext
“Nothing like desecrating a body.” #DnDOutOfContext
December 7, 2024 at 7:19 PM
“Nothing like desecrating a body.” #DnDOutOfContext
November 24, 2024 at 4:32 AM
"Congrats on opening a door!" #DnDOutOfContext
October 20, 2024 at 5:05 AM
"Congrats on opening a door!" #DnDOutOfContext
“If you bite it and die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If it bites you and you like it, you’re kinky.”
#DnDOutOfContext
#DnDOutOfContext
February 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“If you bite it and die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If it bites you and you like it, you’re kinky.”
#DnDOutOfContext
#DnDOutOfContext
Bard jokes about giving us an inspiring drumbeat to cover our retreat.
Wizard: “There goes our stealth.”
Me: “Drums….drums from the derp….”
#DnDOutOfContext
Wizard: “There goes our stealth.”
Me: “Drums….drums from the derp….”
#DnDOutOfContext
February 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Bard jokes about giving us an inspiring drumbeat to cover our retreat.
Wizard: “There goes our stealth.”
Me: “Drums….drums from the derp….”
#DnDOutOfContext
Wizard: “There goes our stealth.”
Me: “Drums….drums from the derp….”
#DnDOutOfContext
Barbarian: “I’m, like, the physical version of a mathelete.”
My character: “So an athlete?”
Barbarian: “Oh….”
#DnDOutOfContext
My character: “So an athlete?”
Barbarian: “Oh….”
#DnDOutOfContext
February 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Barbarian: “I’m, like, the physical version of a mathelete.”
My character: “So an athlete?”
Barbarian: “Oh….”
#DnDOutOfContext
My character: “So an athlete?”
Barbarian: “Oh….”
#DnDOutOfContext
January 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Tonight in D&D:
"Can we measure from the ground to where the penis is to determine the size of the creature?"
@nightwonderer @luckyredsparrow @pedrompneves
#dnd #tonightindnd #dndoutofcontext #ttrpg
"Can we measure from the ground to where the penis is to determine the size of the creature?"
@nightwonderer @luckyredsparrow @pedrompneves
#dnd #tonightindnd #dndoutofcontext #ttrpg
January 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Tonight in D&D:
"Can we measure from the ground to where the penis is to determine the size of the creature?"
@nightwonderer @luckyredsparrow @pedrompneves
#dnd #tonightindnd #dndoutofcontext #ttrpg
"Can we measure from the ground to where the penis is to determine the size of the creature?"
@nightwonderer @luckyredsparrow @pedrompneves
#dnd #tonightindnd #dndoutofcontext #ttrpg
"Diablon kultissa joka tiistai oli teleportaatiotiistai!"
"Teleportattiin suoraan torstaihin!"
#dndoutofcontext #horroksenhuone #ttrpg
"Teleportattiin suoraan torstaihin!"
#dndoutofcontext #horroksenhuone #ttrpg
August 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Diablon kultissa joka tiistai oli teleportaatiotiistai!"
"Teleportattiin suoraan torstaihin!"
#dndoutofcontext #horroksenhuone #ttrpg
"Teleportattiin suoraan torstaihin!"
#dndoutofcontext #horroksenhuone #ttrpg
"Mä kosken sitä mun miekalla ja siitä tulee jauhelihapaketti" #dndoutofcontext #valtaistuinpeli
February 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Mä kosken sitä mun miekalla ja siitä tulee jauhelihapaketti" #dndoutofcontext #valtaistuinpeli
"Over the weeks there are horrible, gruesome, cutely done, murders" #dndOutOfContext
July 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"Over the weeks there are horrible, gruesome, cutely done, murders" #dndOutOfContext
January 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"Die Kuh kaut fassungslos."
#DnDoutofcontext
#DnDoutofcontext
April 21, 2024 at 7:52 PM
"Die Kuh kaut fassungslos."
#DnDoutofcontext
#DnDoutofcontext
#DndOutOfContext
The camera fully explores its own body
The camera fully explores its own body
June 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
#DndOutOfContext
The camera fully explores its own body
The camera fully explores its own body
#DndOutOfContext I like to sketch monumental and important things that happened in the campaign
September 2, 2024 at 12:40 AM
#DndOutOfContext I like to sketch monumental and important things that happened in the campaign
#DnDOutOfContext
Dwarf Paladin with Russian accent: "Frank...you are simp."
Dwarf Paladin with Russian accent: "Frank...you are simp."
October 14, 2023 at 3:47 PM
#DnDOutOfContext
Dwarf Paladin with Russian accent: "Frank...you are simp."
Dwarf Paladin with Russian accent: "Frank...you are simp."
#DnDOutOfContext "I don't think you're supposed to ingest paint thinner."
September 30, 2023 at 5:08 PM
#DnDOutOfContext "I don't think you're supposed to ingest paint thinner."
"We did something weird to a lot of them, and we're not going to tell you about it."
#dndoutofcontext
#dndoutofcontext
January 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"We did something weird to a lot of them, and we're not going to tell you about it."
#dndoutofcontext
#dndoutofcontext
January 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM