#doesNotCompute
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Harley Cameron is an international treasure who must be protected at all costs. #AEW #AEWRampage #HarleyGram #Send #DoesNotCompute
November 23, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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October 1, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Fox is blaming RFK Jr. for the measles outbreak. They promoted him, supported his nomination, and now they are turning on him. 🙄
December 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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December 13, 2024 at 6:11 PM
There are places *without* record shops? #DoesNotCompute
August 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
October 31, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I normally listen to my audiobooks at 1.2x speed. But today, with a pounding headache and unable to sleep, that speed sounded like the disclaimer at the end of a car commercial. #doesnotcompute 🫠
June 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"Intelligence"?

TRUMP?????

💢🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖💢

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a black and white photo of a robot with a lightning bolt behind it
Alt: a black and white of a robot Deploying Defenses.
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Also, if the Epstein files were a hoax, then why is Ghislaine is prison and why did Jeffrey Epstein kill himself? 🤔 #DoesNotCompute #EpsteinFiles #trumpisapedophile
The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.
July 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
He consistently mixes up peace and piece. Constant buffering ⏳⚙️ #doesnotcompute
The malignant narcissist can’t stand America trying to have a peaceful Christmas without him.
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
When Trump supporters experience personal hardships from Trump's policies > the satisfaction of being "correct" and "owning libs," cognitive dissonance will come into play. #DoesNotCompute With Republicans controlling Congress right now, it'll be harder for them to pin the blame on Dems. IMO 🤞💙
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a stage with his eyes closed and says `` sorry my brain stopped '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a stage with his eyes closed and says `` sorry my brain stopped '' .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
A přesto ho šíříš? #doesNotCompute
August 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Toilet blocks AND anti-clogging? #DoesNotCompute
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Does this Committee think that a book publisher (or, for that matter, the author) is in some away ‘liable’ for lawful material in one of its books? 🤦 #DoesNotCompute
July 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Twitch + AI = ERROR//404//DOESNOTCOMPUTE// #NoAi
August 28, 2026 at 8:01 AM
What is this "call" you speak of? #DoesNotCompute lol
March 26, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Oh that ship always bugged my child brain #doesnotcompute

Now it just makes me itch 😂
August 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Why would I be offended by a medical necessity?
“Ooh. Yuck! There’s a person using a walking frame or wheel chair.”
#DoesNotCompute
June 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Noticed this sign as I boarded @flyflair.com flight to Vancouver:

Flair Airlines announced as Official Airline of Canada Basketball

Basketball players? Flair?
Hahahaha
#doesnotcompute
May 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Interesting! It says Cyclopark (3 times up and down a hill) is easier than Leybourne Lakes (2 times around a flat lake) #doesnotcompute
January 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM