#dogcatcher
dogcatcher
March 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The dogcatcher of Flavortown
June 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Stephen miller is a classic “couldn’t get elected dogcatcher” freak whereas Kristi Noem would do it for free
January 27, 2026 at 3:59 AM
This dumb, mean piece of shit couldn't get elected dogcatcher.
January 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
we cannot ever let an evangelical be in charge of anything ever again. no more apocalypse cultists doing anything. absolutely barred from running for town dogcatcher
March 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
four years from now this lady gonna show up running for dogcatcher or something
Good news!!!!

Kari Lake lost again!

Ruben Gallego is now the newest Senator in Arizona!

Wooo!
November 10, 2024 at 4:26 AM
*dogcatcher community
June 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I want absolutely nothing to do with Andrew Cuomo at any level of the Democratic Party.

I wouldn’t elect him dogcatcher.
March 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Thank god this fucker couldn't win a race for dogcatcher.
former obama chief of staff rahm emanuel: a man cannot become a woman

thehill.com/homenews/cam...
July 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Good news. I wouldn't confirm her as dogcatcher, much less as a United States attorney.
July 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 15,1954
November 15, 2024 at 11:18 PM
if they cave on this i won't vote for a democrat for dogcatcher and i'll do everything in my power to make sure everyone i know doesn't either
September 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
how it feels watching the UK arrest royals over Epstein while we can't jail a fucking dogcatcher
February 19, 2026 at 4:23 PM
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
September 27, 2026 at 9:12 PM
In fairness, I did vote for Elon Musk. But for dogcatcher. I thought his impulses would be best contained in the dogcatcher role. I didn't realize the branch of government overseeing dogs would become the most powerful one.
March 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
ME: if a dog gets loose you call a dogcatcher so if a cat gets loose you should call a catdogcher

911: umm okay
August 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
they vote for dogcatcher too
October 19, 2024 at 3:50 PM
This shows in so many ways Halligan is unsuited to be United States Dogcatcher, let alone United States Attorney. She writes a reporter whining about reporting but not offering any actionable specific things the reporter got wrong. There's NO WAY that helps anything.
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Lindsey Halligan is a fucking moron.
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We've got a guy here in California in local politics who is clearly through his words and actions a Republican, but is registered as a Democrat because he knows he couldn't get elected dogcatcher otherwise.
September 28, 2026 at 12:58 AM
DJT’s post on the death of Rob and Michelle Reiner isn’t beneath the dignity of the Presidency. It’s beneath the dignity of a dogcatcher.
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Even the Dogcatcher
February 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
can't stress enough i'm not voting for newsom in a primary in a general or for dogcatcher
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
“What They Did to the Dogcatcher in Hogan’s Alley.”

Drawing by Richard F. Outcault, 1896.
March 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My rights are being violated! I'm an innocent dog! You have the wrong mutt!

Dogcatcher @zeeksheppy.bsky.social
September 30, 2023 at 12:35 PM