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CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

Don't poke the beaver!

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
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#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 2d

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

September 30, 2026 at 2:36 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

#BuyCanadian
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#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
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Kona Lowell @konalowell.bsky.social · 3d

@deadder.bsky.social

September 29, 2026 at 11:49 AM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

Fucking lunatic.

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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 8d

Well, looks like someone got out of the wrong side of the bassinet this morning.

September 23, 2026 at 1:50 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

#MarkCarney 👏👏👏👏👍🤣

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1gypsy (🎵I/me/me/mine🎵) 🦋 @theonegypsy.bsky.social · 13d

That's pretty funny.

September 19, 2026 at 11:03 AM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

A great win for democracy, #Europe and #Canada together.

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 16d

European Union invites to Canada to become associate member - Canada would align with the values of the union, work alongside but stay sovereign 🔥🔥🍁

September 16, 2026 at 11:54 AM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

Don't poke the beaver.

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 17d

“We have what the world wants:
the energy, the resources, the talent, the technology and the capital”

~ PM Mark Carney 🇨🇦

September 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 19d

Do your part #Canada and buy Canadian #SupportLocal 🇨🇦🍁💪🏻🙌🏼

Credit to devsign8

September 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

Suprise.

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 27d

Trump promised his tariffs would bring businesses to America.

Instead, U.S. companies are moving production to CANADA to stay competitive worldwide. 🇨🇦

Another Trump promise…completely ass backwards.

#ElbowsUp #CanadaStrong #USDemocracy #RisingBlue

September 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

👏👏👏 #AbdulElSayed

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#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · Aug 31

Abdul El-Sayed: “Canadians are like the only people in the world who are going to preemptively apologize for something they didn't even do. So if you're starting a trade war with Canada, it's because you're the asshole.”

September 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

👍

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

stopdjt-now.bsky.social @stopdjt-now.bsky.social · Aug 31

September 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

Trumped!

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#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

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#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · Aug 31

Spotted outside The Penthouse Nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. REUTERS/Chris Helgren.

September 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

Fuck every fucking lunatic that supports that malignant narcissistic megalomaniac madman.

#LakeOntario
#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Aug 31

Burgum says Trump "reached out to Apple directly" about changing Lake Ontario to Lake America and adds, "I'm sure we may be seeing that change coming up soon"

August 31, 2026 at 12:26 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · Aug 28

Today's #ClassicCartoon

August 28, 2026 at 1:45 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

👍

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · Aug 28

🔥🔥🔥🔥🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🥰🥰🍁🍁🍁💪🏻💪🏻

Christopher Dornan @chrisdornan.bsky.social · Aug 28

The Peace by Chocolate folks are quick out of the gate. Well done.

August 28, 2026 at 12:16 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

Congratulations America, now do something FFS.

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#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · Aug 28

You have gone beyond a joke now. I know you have the mid terms coming in November. If he steals them, whats the plan? May is suggest prepair for a prolonged national strike now!;

August 28, 2026 at 12:08 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

The deranged psychopath Trump and his twisted cult can go fuck themselves.

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · Aug 28

For Americans this is a trade war. For Canadians it's existential. Joking about making them the 51st state and saying their consent doesn't matter tends to do that. Good politicians make it easy for the other side to say yes. This made it impossible.

August 28, 2026 at 12:07 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

Chapman's has always been the best, and is proudly Canadian.

#CapmansIceCream

#BuyCanadian
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#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · Aug 28

Chapman’s Ice Cream pledges no price increase as Ontario company shifts away from U.S. suppliers #Canada #Chapmans

Company says it will replace 70% of U.S. ingredients with Canadian, other suppliers by 2027

/1 thread

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Chapman’s Ice Cream gives the scoop: Ontario company shifting from U.S. suppliers with no price increase | CBC News

Ontario company Chapman’s Ice Cream says it's moving to replace more than 70 per cent of its ingredients from the U.S. by mid-2027, promising no price increases until March 2028.

www.cbc.ca

August 28, 2026 at 11:40 AM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣👍

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

big lake respecter @leafsfork.bsky.social · Aug 27

rFK jr chugging raw lake America water challenge

David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · Aug 27

"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.

August 27, 2026 at 10:45 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

The orange buffoon man child can go fuck himself.

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

MapQuest @mapquest.com · Aug 27

We’re not changing it.

August 27, 2026 at 10:43 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

#Mapquest 👍

#BuyCanadian
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#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · Aug 27

🔥 @MapQuest ftw 🙌🏽

August 27, 2026 at 10:42 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

Yep.

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · Aug 27

It’s Lake Ontario.

August 27, 2026 at 10:41 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

When was the last time Americans protested this deranged megalomaniac and his cult? You all deserve the collapse of your democracy.

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · Aug 27

Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?”

August 27, 2026 at 3:44 PM

CitizenRelentless

@citizenrelentless.bsky.social

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA

#CanadaStrongAndFree
#DontPokeTheBeaver
#cdnpoli

#FascistStateOfAmerica
#TrumpCrimeSyndicate

#MAGAcult
#RepublicanNaziParty
#EpsteinFiles

Blain Neufeld 🇨🇦 @neufeld.bsky.social · Aug 25

To my dying day I will regard it to be the blackest of marks that the US electorate conferred upon one of the worst human beings to have ever lived the US presidency, not once but twice.

🇨🇦