My hot take: I don’t think everyone’s “person” is a romantic partner. #dontshootme
November 18, 2024 at 8:14 PM
My hot take: I don’t think everyone’s “person” is a romantic partner. #dontshootme
zach creggers best work #dontshootme
September 25, 2026 at 8:10 AM
zach creggers best work #dontshootme
NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...
EXCLUSIVE: Hackers leak cop manuals for departments nationwide after breaching major provider
Critics accuse the company of wielding outsized private influence on public policing.
www.dailydot.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Do dogs next #DontShootMe
‘It dictated the whole atmosphere’: why some landlords are banning kids from pubs
‘It dictated the whole atmosphere’: why some landlords are banning kids from pubs
Unruly behaviour, safety concerns and lost trade are forcing some landlords to act, but others argue pubs should remain for everyone
www.theguardian.com
March 26, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Do dogs next #DontShootMe
Don’t Shoot Me … robinbannks.com/2026/01/26/5... #EltonJohn #dontshootme #70srock #crocodilerock #classicrock #rock #rockmusic #music #musicsky #musiciansky
Don’t Shoot Me .. I’m Only The Piano Player
Elton releases his 6th on January 26, 1973. It yields his first #1 single — Crocodile Rock. The title of the album comes by no other than Groucho Marx. Sir Elton and Groucho had become buddie…
robinbannks.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Ik weet dat ik dat nergens hardop mag zeggen, maar ik ben heel blij met de regen en het donkere, grijze weer.
#dontshootme
#dontshootme
a man with glasses and a mustache is sitting in a chair with the words big mood written on his face
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is sitting in a chair with the words big mood written on his face
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Ik weet dat ik dat nergens hardop mag zeggen, maar ik ben heel blij met de regen en het donkere, grijze weer.
#dontshootme
#dontshootme
Ik ben enkel de pianist in deze, of de boodschapper uit Marathon #dontshootme
June 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Ik ben enkel de pianist in deze, of de boodschapper uit Marathon #dontshootme
Don’t Shoot Me .. I’m Only The Piano Player – You Can't Make This Stuff Up … #EltonJohn #dontshootme #70srock #crocodilerock #classicrock #rockmusic #music #musicsky #musiciansky
Don’t Shoot Me .. I’m Only The Piano Player
Elton releases his 6th on January 26, 1973. It yields his first #1 single — Crocodile Rock. The title of the album comes by no other than Groucho Marx. Sir Elton and Groucho had become buddie…
robinbannks.wordpress.com
January 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Don’t Shoot Me .. I’m Only The Piano Player – You Can't Make This Stuff Up … #EltonJohn #dontshootme #70srock #crocodilerock #classicrock #rockmusic #music #musicsky #musiciansky
😳 UUUUUUUH YOU ARE GOOD AT WORDS AND PUTTING THEM ALL TOGETHER AND STUFFS AAAAAA DONTSHOOTME
Seriously tho, an astonishing writer. Evocative and invigorating prose, with an obvious love for literature, and exploring things with a deeply curious and inquisitive lens. A good bun all in all 💙
Seriously tho, an astonishing writer. Evocative and invigorating prose, with an obvious love for literature, and exploring things with a deeply curious and inquisitive lens. A good bun all in all 💙
May 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
😳 UUUUUUUH YOU ARE GOOD AT WORDS AND PUTTING THEM ALL TOGETHER AND STUFFS AAAAAA DONTSHOOTME
Seriously tho, an astonishing writer. Evocative and invigorating prose, with an obvious love for literature, and exploring things with a deeply curious and inquisitive lens. A good bun all in all 💙
Seriously tho, an astonishing writer. Evocative and invigorating prose, with an obvious love for literature, and exploring things with a deeply curious and inquisitive lens. A good bun all in all 💙
ROCK POLL 4of4 *FANTASY RECORD SHOP*This wk in 1973,your local record shop,your choice of albums to buy.Which one? Listen Sat 10am @ianradioguy.bsky.social @elrrocks.bsky.social
1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">DontShootMe-EltonJohn
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">6WivesOfHenry8th-RickWakeman
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Nosecrets-CarlySimon
4️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">TalkingBook-StevieWonder
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1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">DontShootMe-EltonJohn
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">6WivesOfHenry8th-RickWakeman
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Nosecrets-CarlySimon
4️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">TalkingBook-StevieWonder
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March 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
ROCK POLL 4of4 *FANTASY RECORD SHOP*This wk in 1973,your local record shop,your choice of albums to buy.Which one? Listen Sat 10am @ianradioguy.bsky.social @elrrocks.bsky.social
1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">DontShootMe-EltonJohn
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">6WivesOfHenry8th-RickWakeman
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Nosecrets-CarlySimon
4️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">TalkingBook-StevieWonder
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1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">DontShootMe-EltonJohn
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">6WivesOfHenry8th-RickWakeman
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Nosecrets-CarlySimon
4️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/KW5Nzl/4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">TalkingBook-StevieWonder
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Today, my brain froze on the name for the concept of a sexual metaphor and I had to ask a friend what it could have been.
But we got there in the end.
(I'm sure there's a better punchline but it just won't come up)
#pun #joke #dontshootme
But we got there in the end.
(I'm sure there's a better punchline but it just won't come up)
#pun #joke #dontshootme
a husky dog is playing with a stuffed animal and making a funny face with its mouth open .
ALT: a husky dog is playing with a stuffed animal and making a funny face with its mouth open .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Today, my brain froze on the name for the concept of a sexual metaphor and I had to ask a friend what it could have been.
But we got there in the end.
(I'm sure there's a better punchline but it just won't come up)
#pun #joke #dontshootme
But we got there in the end.
(I'm sure there's a better punchline but it just won't come up)
#pun #joke #dontshootme
Shit just got real, Suge is in the building. #dontshootme
March 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Shit just got real, Suge is in the building. #dontshootme
😂 #DONTSHOOTME 😭
🇬🇧 Dont shoot me because Im funny
🇵🇹 Não me disparem porque sou engraçado
🇻🇦 Noli me sagittis interficere quia ridiculus sum
#Pope #God #Vatican #Assassination #Colbert #FCC #Kimmel #CancelCulture #LegalizeComedy #Trump #FirstAmendment #comedy
www.youtube.com/live/gEleGSd...
🇬🇧 Dont shoot me because Im funny
🇵🇹 Não me disparem porque sou engraçado
🇻🇦 Noli me sagittis interficere quia ridiculus sum
#Pope #God #Vatican #Assassination #Colbert #FCC #Kimmel #CancelCulture #LegalizeComedy #Trump #FirstAmendment #comedy
www.youtube.com/live/gEleGSd...
LIVE from the Vatican | Pope Francis Meets Comedians | June 14, 2024
YouTube video by EWTN
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September 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
😂 #DONTSHOOTME 😭
🇬🇧 Dont shoot me because Im funny
🇵🇹 Não me disparem porque sou engraçado
🇻🇦 Noli me sagittis interficere quia ridiculus sum
#Pope #God #Vatican #Assassination #Colbert #FCC #Kimmel #CancelCulture #LegalizeComedy #Trump #FirstAmendment #comedy
www.youtube.com/live/gEleGSd...
🇬🇧 Dont shoot me because Im funny
🇵🇹 Não me disparem porque sou engraçado
🇻🇦 Noli me sagittis interficere quia ridiculus sum
#Pope #God #Vatican #Assassination #Colbert #FCC #Kimmel #CancelCulture #LegalizeComedy #Trump #FirstAmendment #comedy
www.youtube.com/live/gEleGSd...
Mariner people, since I am so close to Toronto...any good blue jays fans you rec on here? #dontshootme #goms
November 10, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Mariner people, since I am so close to Toronto...any good blue jays fans you rec on here? #dontshootme #goms
Definitely enjoyed the last half hour or so. Good ending. Felt like the romance was contrived though #JohnCarter #justmyopinion #dontshootme
December 6, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Definitely enjoyed the last half hour or so. Good ending. Felt like the romance was contrived though #JohnCarter #justmyopinion #dontshootme