#doorhandles
Best interior doorhandles of possibly any car ever.
October 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
September 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
September 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
considering the entrapment nightmare with tesla’s electronically powered, flush doorhandles, i wondered why they would complex-ify the Cybercab with scissor doors aka butterfly doors…
if it can't tell a person is obstructing the automatic door, I sure as hell wouldn't trust my life to its driving
September 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
A strong minority leader would tell House Dems "We are going to obstruct everything. Get on board now. Full stop." Instead he jiggled a few doorhandles and said "Welp I guess we are locked out in a blizzard. Oh well. Whaddya gonna do?"
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Every time my dad visits he always finds something broken and chunters about how I can't live like this and sets away fixing it, like a grumpy fairy godmother. I've just put two twisty doorhandles on backwards so he's got something to do next time he's round.
December 28, 2024 at 11:25 PM
imagine doing an entire story on tesla ‘s dangerous doorhandles without crediting @danahull.bsky.social for her massive investigation which preceded a nhtsa probe & promise by the company to change the design?
imagine literally killing people because you think regular car door handles look cringe
Breaking News: A college student’s family sued Tesla, saying faulty door design led to her death in a burning Cybertruck.
October 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
yuppee!! got my colorful doorhandles :]
August 21, 2026 at 12:10 PM
goodbye scout. rest well buddy. i bet you‘re barking at doorhandles in whatever after awaits us all.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Okay actually if I think about it a little, a car which catches on fire a lot but which passengers find themselves unable to escape from in a fire because the "quirky" richest-man-on-Earth CEO thought powered doorhandles and bulletproof windows were good Aesthetic, *is* pretty cyberpunk
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“The burglar is only canvassing the house and checking the windows and doorhandles guys he isn’t actually INSIDE yet so relax” - Chuck, probably.
March 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Microdosing having a shock collar by getting zapped by the metallic doorhandles at my workplace constantly
April 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The smartest cat I ever had casually worked doorhandles. She would just open the door and walk in.
September 13, 2024 at 3:52 AM
why are doorhandles in america round
October 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
clicking and dragging expecting a nice square selection area but getting an ellipse instead has to rank up there with getting your sleeve stuck on doorhandles in terms of sudden rage inducers
September 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I often wish I'd swiped a set of these doorhandles!
March 26, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I don't know, man. Maybe China is less interested in insane suburbanites who think homeless mafias are hiding fentanyl in the doorhandles of their Suburbans.
If Douyin and TikTok are the same, why not just have one app like the whole rest of the world has? Why have a whole separate app with an entirely different library of content for China? Why can’t people in China go to TikTok.com?
January 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
If any of you fuckers even make a “hmmmm” about rehabilitating that creep I’m taking you to TeslaTown (taking the doorhandles off your car and setting it on fire)
June 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Ugh. This is a different kind of Tesla doorhandles story. Latch fail and door swining open mid-drive. oaklandside.org/2026/01/23/t...
A Cybertruck door latch failed as an Oakland dad drove his infant onto a highway
Tesla headquarters quickly produced a buy-back offer. A second federal complaint about the latch failure was filed this month.
oaklandside.org
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I am mortified
when I touch public
doorhandles
restroom stalls
buttons

I've heard horrors
of men especially
leaving restrooms
without hand washing

I suppose it's not
a gender issue
rather an empathy issue
cringing without my
hand sanitizer

#poetry
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Four different Rainbo bread signs. These are my own photos, taken at various places around Texas. I must have photos of dozens of such signs. They are everywhere, even on doorhandles. I guess I need to do some research the history of Rainbo bread.
May 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
i gotta start licking doorhandles at the multishipper mansion to acquire a larger variety of brainworms
August 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You didn't go on about the Ahlbergs in the 80s, you just hung your school coat up on them and put away your pencils in them and sang along with them in assembly. The bricks and doorhandles of school, were the Ahlbergs. The kids' bit in the library was carpeted with them.
August 1, 2025 at 10:27 AM