#doorposts
Passover starts tomorrow. I'm going to paint my doorposts with love, so that hate and intolerance pass over. Chag Pesach Sameach to all my friends who mark these days.
March 31, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Jew here, talking about "the Jews" is not inherently bad.

"The Jews living in the neighborhood all have mezuzot on their doorposts."
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Take this stuff and inscribe it on your doorposts
May 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Maybe mark your doorposts?
April 21, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Baby bonuses? menstrual cycle classes? Sounds Lebensborn to me.
I say we smear period blood on our doorposts so the Nazi Angel of the Patriarchy passes over our houses.
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A spider has webbed up my mezuzah… I can’t bring myself to remove the web, because doesn’t affixing her doorposts to a mezuzah imply the spider is an observant Jew? Seems sinful to interfere!
September 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
🛖 One of the few hundred Bronze or Iron Age unenclosed roundhouses that dot the rocky moorland near the Merrivale stone rows, Dartmoor 😮

The leaning doorposts can be seen clearly; the house would be completed with a conical thatched roof

A fab place to live in prehistory 👌

📷 My own, last week
May 25, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Tonight’s the night! Time to start buttering the doorposts—don’t forget the lintel!
Call me old fashioned, but I believe that tomorrow we must sacrifice our livestock and butter our doorposts, so that Beiwe can begin her journey across the sky.
December 21, 2023 at 2:56 PM
A cat on the doorstep for #ADoorableThursday. A couple of large timbers form the doorposts of this 15th century house in Kent. The cat doesn't look bothered.

#ArchitecturalIllustration
#pen #drawing
#ArtShare
August 27, 2026 at 9:01 PM
The doorway of Jacob's Well, Trinity Lane, York. The 15th century doorway added to the 14th century former pub in 1902-4.

#ArchitecturalIllustration
#pencil #drawing
#ArtShare
June 16, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Every BLM sign, every pride flag is a fulfillment of our requirement to inscribe our values upon or doorposts and gates.

Every cartoon that teaches good values and every classroom that teaches empathy and inclusion is part of our requirement to teach good values to our children.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
You know what’s funny? In Judaism we have the mezuzah on all doorposts within the home (and on the front door obvs) and the bathroom is the ONLY explicit exception. Despair all ye who enter here.
September 17, 2024 at 3:29 PM
In Jewish prayer, we acknowledge the essential nature of constantly affirming what is good.

"you shall teach them to your children, recite them when you are at home and when you are away, when you go to sleep and when you awake; inscribe them on the doorposts of your house and on your gates"
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Surely, they had enough American blood to spread on the doorposts and lintels of their homes...!
July 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Odd, my horns usually don't scrape the doorposts...

I'll ask my crystal kobolds to make them bigger.

Darn, and my shorts feel tight too! I haven't used my powers to grow myself!

Have I?
March 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
What if I smear all dressed chip crumbs on the lintels and doorposts of my house, Passover-style? Can I avoid Canadian tariffs??
March 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ok, God, in your first book, you did a lot of smiting -- Onan, Lot's wife, everybody not named Noah, Egyptians and Jews who forgot to paint their doorposts. I could go on.

Can't you come up with a good smite right now?
March 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Beiwe, the Sami goddess of the sun and spring, rides a flying sleigh made of reindeer bones during winter solstice. The Sami people of Finland put butter on their doorposts and wrap reindeer meat in wreaths to help keep her fed on her travels. #FolkyFriday
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
V’ahavta by Aurora Levins Morales

www.auroralevinsmorales.com/blog/vahavta
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Jeffrey was impeccably turned out, but his eyes were screwed closed and he was apparently navigating by some invisible radar which mostly let him avoid collisions with doorposts, tables, chairs and stools. Mostly. #writing
June 16, 2026 at 1:08 AM
There seven doorposts wailed, and the snakes destroyed the walls of clay.
September 19, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I have read this everyday this month and hope you can find time to read it soon too
November 5, 2024 at 3:16 PM
write it on the doorposts of your houses
Dems aren’t gonna learn shit man.
November 7, 2024 at 3:27 PM
OMG
This changes everything
Are they golems, spitting out little text-pellets?

Also I may need more doorposts and gateposts
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Andrew Cuomo voters forced to stay home on election day after death of firstborn, did not paint lamb's blood upon their doorposts to ward off Angel of Death
June 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM