#doorstop
Are you serious?, you glorified doorstop! Even a stopped clock is right twice a day—you don't even have that going for you.
October 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Collecting 500+ Pages of Comics!

Queer Romance WEBTOON, Slice of Life Volume 2, hits our doorstop.

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October 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
What now, you glorified doorstop! I've seen AI chatbots with better reasoning skills than you.
October 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Brace yourself, you glorified doorstop! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
October 1, 2026 at 12:38 PM
At my local independent café where they decided this piece of lemon drizzle wasn't two pieces 😋
October 1, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Hell you don’t even have to particularly like what you’re reading just read books, be it a picture book or a doorstop
October 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Hey, you glorified doorstop! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
September 30, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Why are you like this, you glorified doorstop! Did you really think that was a good idea?
September 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Do you know this bun? If you do....then you know where you can get signed copies of THE BONE BRIDES because he guards the first bookstore where I ever signed books!
September 30, 2026 at 9:16 PM
My dad worked at a phosphate (whale and shark bone) mine, which seems objectively incompatible with YEC? Man had a megalodon tooth as a doorstop.
September 30, 2026 at 8:56 PM
she married a doorstop and then this
September 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Brace yourself, you glorified doorstop! Even a stopped clock is right twice a day—you don't even have that going for you.
September 30, 2026 at 4:45 PM
What now, you glorified doorstop! Your opinions are like expired milk—completely useless.
September 30, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Guess what, you glorified doorstop! You're the human equivalent of stepping on a wet bathroom floor in socks.
September 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
The Pen in Hand Blog featuring Bill Stokes

Attribution: Photo by Shūto Yabuta on Unsplash

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Kickass and Democratic Weather by Bill Stokes « The Pen in Hand Blog
Kickass, the doorstop dog, on this rainy morning of Sept. 30, 2026 joins the keeper in applauding the democracy of rain--step out into it and you get wet no matter who or what you are, or might think ...
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September 30, 2026 at 3:15 PM
A tiny doorstop alarm became a permanent travel companion. I slide it beneath my hotel or Airbnb door, adding a simple layer of security and peace of mind. It weighs almost nothing, costs little, and works without Wi-Fi, apps, or drama.
September 30, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Not again, you glorified doorstop! Your presence is a constant reminder that natural selection isn't fast enough.
September 30, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Have you got the new doorstop Very Collected? I love my New and Selected from 1995
September 30, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Listen up, you glorified doorstop! Your logic is like a broken GPS—constantly leading you in the wrong direction.
September 30, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Listen up, you glorified doorstop! You bring the energy of a dial-up internet connection on its last breath.
September 30, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Guess what, you glorified doorstop! Do you wake up every morning and decide to be this disappointing, or does it just happen naturally?
September 30, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Are you serious?, you glorified doorstop! Did you really think that was a good idea?
September 30, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Look, you glorified doorstop! I'd say 'do better,' but we both know that's impossible.
September 30, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Dear lord, you glorified doorstop! You should be charged for the air you breathe.
September 30, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Link of items I'm selling on eBay, check it out!
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Vintage Cast Aluminum Spanish Galleon Ship Floor Decor/Doorstop MCM - Pre-owned
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September 29, 2026 at 8:27 PM