Atari ST's make great doorstops
December 1, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Atari ST's make great doorstops
lobotomize the patriarchy (they make much better doorstops than people)
July 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
lobotomize the patriarchy (they make much better doorstops than people)
Copyedits, Day 2. Book 1 done. Book 2 is…519 pages oh god why do I write doorstops why
“Sure, I can check those copyedits for the four Paladin books being re-printed in the UK! By September 9th? Sure! They were already copyedited, so how hard can it be?”
And then she sat down at the computer and realized that was over a thousand pages of copyedits.
And then she sat down at the computer and realized that was over a thousand pages of copyedits.
August 20, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Copyedits, Day 2. Book 1 done. Book 2 is…519 pages oh god why do I write doorstops why
cenobite like Pinhead but instead of pins they're all those sproingy doorstops
September 1, 2025 at 8:29 AM
cenobite like Pinhead but instead of pins they're all those sproingy doorstops
a newsletter called doorstops, in which I only write about novels the size of doorstops
September 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
a newsletter called doorstops, in which I only write about novels the size of doorstops
clicker training except its to the sound of one of those fun sproingyyy doorstops
September 20, 2026 at 5:34 PM
clicker training except its to the sound of one of those fun sproingyyy doorstops
Is the Buddah made up of doorstops, MachinePix?
July 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Is the Buddah made up of doorstops, MachinePix?
This is becoming a panic point for so many people I know. Their thermostats are set at 55. They are wearing multiple layers. Blankets at their doorstops. These are not wasteful people. $600 electric bills. Insane. Unsustainable for my neighbors
A deeply underreported story. I know so many people struggling to pay their electric bills
March 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
This is becoming a panic point for so many people I know. Their thermostats are set at 55. They are wearing multiple layers. Blankets at their doorstops. These are not wasteful people. $600 electric bills. Insane. Unsustainable for my neighbors
Selling shiny doorstops?
September 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Selling shiny doorstops?
I appreciate AI generated art as much as I appreciate plastic doorstops that get made in bulk in a factory by somebody pushing a button
February 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I appreciate AI generated art as much as I appreciate plastic doorstops that get made in bulk in a factory by somebody pushing a button
ABC news channel at a live Dutton doorstop - then go to a live Albo doorstop - then go back to Dutton.
Never known them to stay with Labor for the entirety of their doorstops.
We need our ABC - but not like this #auspol
Never known them to stay with Labor for the entirety of their doorstops.
We need our ABC - but not like this #auspol
December 8, 2024 at 12:42 AM
ABC news channel at a live Dutton doorstop - then go to a live Albo doorstop - then go back to Dutton.
Never known them to stay with Labor for the entirety of their doorstops.
We need our ABC - but not like this #auspol
Never known them to stay with Labor for the entirety of their doorstops.
We need our ABC - but not like this #auspol
Please don’t stop writing doorstops.
August 20, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Please don’t stop writing doorstops.
I have bought some little dumbbells and I have to say they make excellent doorstops.
August 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I have bought some little dumbbells and I have to say they make excellent doorstops.
94. Other authors I was never able to get into, for whatever reason: Tolkien. Martin. Jordan. I wanted my doorstops with supernatural horrors and lots of gore or not at all.
May 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
94. Other authors I was never able to get into, for whatever reason: Tolkien. Martin. Jordan. I wanted my doorstops with supernatural horrors and lots of gore or not at all.
Not you doorstops using TikTok content…
January 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Not you doorstops using TikTok content…
The only thing OpenAI has proven is that it can turn power users into fleshy doorstops in a year or less.
And maybe that’s what investors want?
And maybe that’s what investors want?
June 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The only thing OpenAI has proven is that it can turn power users into fleshy doorstops in a year or less.
And maybe that’s what investors want?
And maybe that’s what investors want?
I made hot cross buns to take to work and show off but i half assed making them and I have 12 spiced doorstops
March 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I made hot cross buns to take to work and show off but i half assed making them and I have 12 spiced doorstops
Store security team
Solid as iron doorstops but much cuter 😹
Solid as iron doorstops but much cuter 😹
August 26, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Store security team
Solid as iron doorstops but much cuter 😹
Solid as iron doorstops but much cuter 😹
Doomed yaoi doorstops
February 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Doomed yaoi doorstops
Now sold as Bōm doorstops.
January 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Now sold as Bōm doorstops.
Reading a conveniently-sized fantasy novella. More fantasy needs to swing from the doorstops back to the ~150 page scale.
August 25, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Reading a conveniently-sized fantasy novella. More fantasy needs to swing from the doorstops back to the ~150 page scale.
How have we got to the stage where a mad king, a chronic narcissist is reveling in his dumb doorstops on planes playing up the fact that he’s holding the world to ransom on his whims. What a way to go out. 🤦🏻♂️ Fuck you America.
June 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
How have we got to the stage where a mad king, a chronic narcissist is reveling in his dumb doorstops on planes playing up the fact that he’s holding the world to ransom on his whims. What a way to go out. 🤦🏻♂️ Fuck you America.
Collect ᴅᴏᴏʀsᴛᴏᴘs (5/20)
April 6, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Collect ᴅᴏᴏʀsᴛᴏᴘs (5/20)