#douchebags
An ode to day drunks and douchebags.
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An ode to day drunks and douchebags.
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February 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The Four Douchebags Of The Apocalypse.
July 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Democracy dies with douchebags.
February 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Elon Musk gives psychotic douchebags a bad name.
December 18, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Schaedenfreud. I was DELIGHTED to bask in this dude's pain this morning. A lot of folks know about my shameful Libertarian Party past. Austin Petersen is always one of the biggest douchebags in a room full of douchebags.
May 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
it's always two douchebags going "exaaaactly"
May 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Dude always looks and sounds like he just got back from doing a keynote at the Insecure Douchebags of America convention.
Hegseth: "If we need to negotiate with bombs, we'll negotiate with bombs. And we're very good at it. Nobody better in the world."
June 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
All this news is really completely confirming all my unfair knee-jerk judgments about a certain cadre of rich/famous douchebags, I gotta say
January 31, 2026 at 5:42 PM
You first, douchebags.
June 27, 2026 at 1:56 PM
We need a way to “disrupt” Silicon Valley douchebags from wrecking society.
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
November 25, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Yes! Believe in science, not in sexist, misogynistic douchebags.
July 29, 2026 at 4:59 PM
lol those douchebags in shades
October 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
my douchebags ❤️
September 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Fuck the both of these douchebags
March 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It’d be nice if the NBA and NBPA spoke out against the two douchebags trying to destroy women’s sports. For once show some support. This would be the time.
August 24, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The Four Douchebags of the Apocalypse
June 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
THE LEAGUE OF EVIL DOUCHEBAGS?????????????????????????????????
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I am never going to forgive the stupid douchebags who voted for him.
November 26, 2024 at 2:57 AM
TODAY’S ‘CAPTIONED PIC’…👇

Simple: just two Nazi Douchebags, and a car that blows the fuck up…

Nothing more.

Just. Two. Criminal. Douchebags. ✨
March 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Between Two Douchebags
June 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
necromancy for douchebags
Meta has secured a patent for an AI system designed to simulate a user’s social media activity, including the ability to continue posting after the user’s death.

(www.businessinsider.com/meta-granted...)
February 18, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Perfect example of why everyone hates tech people. Perpetually aggrieved self righteous douchebags who cant even take the lightest ribbing of their unwarranted sense of self importance lol
March 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
39,999 Cybertrkkks were sold to total douchebags.

One, however, was sold to a King.
Well, there goes the Fuck ICE and ACAB… *squints* …Cybertruck?

www.tiktok.com/@lukecchueh/...
June 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
“I debated Mehdi Hasan and got fired for it” is going to turn into a viable grift for several of these fascist douchebags.

This is why you don’t platform fascists.
July 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM