I don't fit through the door anymore #dragonproblems
August 28, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I don't fit through the door anymore #dragonproblems
As a dragon,
Taking a nap is a big gamble
I'll either nap for a few minutes, maybe an hour...
Or I end up sleeping for a hundred years
#dragonproblems
Taking a nap is a big gamble
I'll either nap for a few minutes, maybe an hour...
Or I end up sleeping for a hundred years
#dragonproblems
July 30, 2026 at 10:25 PM
As a dragon,
Taking a nap is a big gamble
I'll either nap for a few minutes, maybe an hour...
Or I end up sleeping for a hundred years
#dragonproblems
Taking a nap is a big gamble
I'll either nap for a few minutes, maybe an hour...
Or I end up sleeping for a hundred years
#dragonproblems
February 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Accidentally lighting everything on fire while listening to FFXIV's M12s music.
EVERYTHING BURNS.
#DragonProblems
EVERYTHING BURNS.
#DragonProblems
April 17, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Accidentally lighting everything on fire while listening to FFXIV's M12s music.
EVERYTHING BURNS.
#DragonProblems
EVERYTHING BURNS.
#DragonProblems
Excerpt from Sir Garrick’s final journal entry:
“The dragon told a joke before incinerating me.
Gods help me… I laughed.”
#DnD #DragonProblems #TalesFromTheTable
“The dragon told a joke before incinerating me.
Gods help me… I laughed.”
#DnD #DragonProblems #TalesFromTheTable
April 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Excerpt from Sir Garrick’s final journal entry:
“The dragon told a joke before incinerating me.
Gods help me… I laughed.”
#DnD #DragonProblems #TalesFromTheTable
“The dragon told a joke before incinerating me.
Gods help me… I laughed.”
#DnD #DragonProblems #TalesFromTheTable
The Bureaucratic Dragon, breathes fire, and files complaints.
Has hoarded great treasures, including all receipts, quills, and a legally binding stapler.
🥁
🪐📚 💙
#FantasyHumour #DragonProblems
Has hoarded great treasures, including all receipts, quills, and a legally binding stapler.
🥁
🪐📚 💙
#FantasyHumour #DragonProblems
May 24, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The Bureaucratic Dragon, breathes fire, and files complaints.
Has hoarded great treasures, including all receipts, quills, and a legally binding stapler.
🥁
🪐📚 💙
#FantasyHumour #DragonProblems
Has hoarded great treasures, including all receipts, quills, and a legally binding stapler.
🥁
🪐📚 💙
#FantasyHumour #DragonProblems
I heard Cats don't get poop on their tails, I always get poop on my tail #DragonProblems
November 10, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I heard Cats don't get poop on their tails, I always get poop on my tail #DragonProblems
When I was like, 6, I lost a turquoise ring from Turkey, and to this day, I am sad about it, definitely #dragonproblems
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
When I was like, 6, I lost a turquoise ring from Turkey, and to this day, I am sad about it, definitely #dragonproblems
This is how I picture Theodyne shopping before his trench coat.
#BetweenARockAndABarFight #BetweenARockAndABardPlace #rockdragon #dragonproblems #betweenarockandahardplace #fashionsense #fashionproblems #storyrelease #comingsoon #fantasystories #shortstory
#BetweenARockAndABarFight #BetweenARockAndABardPlace #rockdragon #dragonproblems #betweenarockandahardplace #fashionsense #fashionproblems #storyrelease #comingsoon #fantasystories #shortstory
October 11, 2024 at 12:06 AM
This is how I picture Theodyne shopping before his trench coat.
#BetweenARockAndABarFight #BetweenARockAndABardPlace #rockdragon #dragonproblems #betweenarockandahardplace #fashionsense #fashionproblems #storyrelease #comingsoon #fantasystories #shortstory
#BetweenARockAndABarFight #BetweenARockAndABardPlace #rockdragon #dragonproblems #betweenarockandahardplace #fashionsense #fashionproblems #storyrelease #comingsoon #fantasystories #shortstory
A #DragonProblems moment in an ED report breaking the monotony of my inbox management: "We will re-evaluate with a repeat EKG and troponin at the 3 year mark and re-assess." 🙃
December 1, 2024 at 12:22 PM
A #DragonProblems moment in an ED report breaking the monotony of my inbox management: "We will re-evaluate with a repeat EKG and troponin at the 3 year mark and re-assess." 🙃
Thought I’d be a majestic dragon. Turns out I’m just a walking furnace. #DragonProblems DM240301-12 This is a Full-body Spandex Suit
December 5, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Thought I’d be a majestic dragon. Turns out I’m just a walking furnace. #DragonProblems DM240301-12 This is a Full-body Spandex Suit
reading consult reports: "he reported to lungs General Hospital" 🙃(#LawrenceGeneral #DragonProblems #LoveLawrence)
December 1, 2024 at 8:48 PM
reading consult reports: "he reported to lungs General Hospital" 🙃(#LawrenceGeneral #DragonProblems #LoveLawrence)
Peds HPI from outside ED: "This is a 90 years old female coming in with asthma exacerbation... mom stated that the key had several asthma attack this month." [not really 90] [key = ?kid?] #DragonProblems
December 1, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Peds HPI from outside ED: "This is a 90 years old female coming in with asthma exacerbation... mom stated that the key had several asthma attack this month." [not really 90] [key = ?kid?] #DragonProblems