Drakkar, the Voracious Beast- 🍴 [Vore Sketch]
June 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Drakkar, the Voracious Beast- 🍴 [Vore Sketch]
early 90s: Drakkar Noir and clove cigarettes
late 90s: CK One and clove cigarettes
late 90s: CK One and clove cigarettes
February 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM
early 90s: Drakkar Noir and clove cigarettes
late 90s: CK One and clove cigarettes
late 90s: CK One and clove cigarettes
Was in the mood for something minimalistic so have these
July 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Was in the mood for something minimalistic so have these
And with that, half of my Christmas shopping is done
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
And with that, half of my Christmas shopping is done
Going clubbing in 1992
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Going clubbing in 1992
🌞SPRING BREAK!🌊- Uh-oh! It's Drakkar!
May 30, 2024 at 2:43 AM
🌞SPRING BREAK!🌊- Uh-oh! It's Drakkar!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and cat food.
September 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
It smells like Drakkar Noir and cat food.
Soaked my jorts in Drakkar Noir and this boner is never going away.
May 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Soaked my jorts in Drakkar Noir and this boner is never going away.
Bathing in Drakkar Noir to get ready for weekend sensuality.
March 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Bathing in Drakkar Noir to get ready for weekend sensuality.
*being murdered*
It’s because I’m wearing Drakkar Noir, isn’t it?
It’s because I’m wearing Drakkar Noir, isn’t it?
May 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
*being murdered*
It’s because I’m wearing Drakkar Noir, isn’t it?
It’s because I’m wearing Drakkar Noir, isn’t it?
Whenever I smell Dräkkar Noír, I always expect to turn and see the 90s standing next to me
July 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Whenever I smell Dräkkar Noír, I always expect to turn and see the 90s standing next to me
Commissions for Drakkar, Reidacted, Spots and Dova!
April 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Commissions for Drakkar, Reidacted, Spots and Dova!
Let he who has not bought a 4 wick Drakkar Noir candle for $40 cast the first stone
December 10, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Let he who has not bought a 4 wick Drakkar Noir candle for $40 cast the first stone
shots of drakkar noir all around, barkeep!
January 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
shots of drakkar noir all around, barkeep!
Ir a la guerra de Troya en Drakkar.
March 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Ir a la guerra de Troya en Drakkar.
commission for drakkar! had a lot of fun with this
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
commission for drakkar! had a lot of fun with this
The Gen X urge to wear Drakkar Noir cologne
the gen x urge to wear my sunglasses at night
The Gen X urge to never give you up, to never let you down, to never run around and desert you.
February 23, 2026 at 5:59 PM
The Gen X urge to wear Drakkar Noir cologne
The difference in methodology of applying Drakkar Noir cologne between myself and @lilbeef.bsky.social
Me
Method: sprays drakkar in the air and then walks through the light mist.
Result: You are pleasantly passing nostalgically past the 1990s with a friendly wave to an old friend.
Me
Method: sprays drakkar in the air and then walks through the light mist.
Result: You are pleasantly passing nostalgically past the 1990s with a friendly wave to an old friend.
September 28, 2026 at 12:38 AM
The difference in methodology of applying Drakkar Noir cologne between myself and @lilbeef.bsky.social
Me
Method: sprays drakkar in the air and then walks through the light mist.
Result: You are pleasantly passing nostalgically past the 1990s with a friendly wave to an old friend.
Me
Method: sprays drakkar in the air and then walks through the light mist.
Result: You are pleasantly passing nostalgically past the 1990s with a friendly wave to an old friend.
Toons are a dish best served cold.(Feat. Drakkar/ @notjimmy.bsky.social)
September 11, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Toons are a dish best served cold.(Feat. Drakkar/ @notjimmy.bsky.social)
Secret Service codenames are Drakkar Noir and Astroglide.
April 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Secret Service codenames are Drakkar Noir and Astroglide.
Every time I watch a Pete Hegseth press conference my whole office starts to smell like Drakkar Noir and Jack Daniels.
March 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Every time I watch a Pete Hegseth press conference my whole office starts to smell like Drakkar Noir and Jack Daniels.