When Mom lets you try on your Halloween costume and you’re going as the drapes.
September 27, 2026 at 11:22 PM
When Mom lets you try on your Halloween costume and you’re going as the drapes.
"So, Mr Bond. Do you prefer to die by roller blind or by drapes?”
"Drapes? What are drapes?”
"It's 'curtains' for you, Mr Bond."
"Drapes? What are drapes?”
"It's 'curtains' for you, Mr Bond."
April 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"So, Mr Bond. Do you prefer to die by roller blind or by drapes?”
"Drapes? What are drapes?”
"It's 'curtains' for you, Mr Bond."
"Drapes? What are drapes?”
"It's 'curtains' for you, Mr Bond."
"So, Mr Bond. Do you prefer to die by roller blind or by drapes?”
"Drapes? What are drapes?”
"It's 'curtains' for you, Mr Bond."
"Drapes? What are drapes?”
"It's 'curtains' for you, Mr Bond."
January 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"So, Mr Bond. Do you prefer to die by roller blind or by drapes?”
"Drapes? What are drapes?”
"It's 'curtains' for you, Mr Bond."
"Drapes? What are drapes?”
"It's 'curtains' for you, Mr Bond."
Curtains and drapes
December 21, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Curtains and drapes
Always close the drapes
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Always close the drapes
He’s taking his love of gold drapes too far.
March 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
He’s taking his love of gold drapes too far.
He was talking about his ballroom drapes after they were killed.
March 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
He was talking about his ballroom drapes after they were killed.
he doesn’t sit he drapes
November 10, 2024 at 9:57 AM
he doesn’t sit he drapes
Priorities
When gold drapes and ballrooms matter more than human life
www.marytrump.org
March 4, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Beard now just drapes on stuff
December 22, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Beard now just drapes on stuff
I just picture JD Vance saying “release everything” while measuring the Oval Office drapes.
June 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I just picture JD Vance saying “release everything” while measuring the Oval Office drapes.
Trump's complexion is so otherworldly today that he's blending in with the golden drapes
February 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Trump's complexion is so otherworldly today that he's blending in with the golden drapes
Trump just held a press conference about war with Iran, and spent much of it talking about drapes and his ballroom. I guess those are the drapes of wrath???
March 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Trump just held a press conference about war with Iran, and spent much of it talking about drapes and his ballroom. I guess those are the drapes of wrath???
Purple Drapes (1997)
January 30, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Purple Drapes (1997)
Remember when she was all but measuring the drapes in the White House?
Anyway
Anyway
Ron and Cassie DeSantis: These two crooks stole $10 million from a settlement with a charity, wired it to Cassie’s fake “charity,” laundered it through two puppet organizations, and then used it for political ads in an election year. They should be in jail.
August 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Remember when she was all but measuring the drapes in the White House?
Anyway
Anyway
Oh yeah! Keep the drapes closed!
This is a bit more planning but can cool the interior by 5F.
Also don’t forget about drapes! Close them during the hot part of the day, open at night.
Also don’t forget about drapes! Close them during the hot part of the day, open at night.
July 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Oh yeah! Keep the drapes closed!
The ABDL equivalent of the carpet matching the drapes
February 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The ABDL equivalent of the carpet matching the drapes
Joe Biden was too sleepy to care about the drapes
Trump: "See that nice drape? When that comes down right now you see a very very deep hole, but in about a year and half you're gonna see a very very beautiful building. In fact, it looks so nice I think I'll leave it and save money on the doors. I believe it will be the most beautiful ballroom."
March 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Joe Biden was too sleepy to care about the drapes
The carpet currently matches the drapes
December 6, 2024 at 7:34 PM
The carpet currently matches the drapes
Something about curtains and drapes
November 17, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Something about curtains and drapes
Evening drapes herself over the House of Orangey
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Evening drapes herself over the House of Orangey
Abdul El-Sayed to FOX: “Well, you actually apply your thoughts to the problem, not drapes in a ballroom. So when you're the President of the US and people are struggling with gas, you don't sit there and talk about your new helipad or your drapes in a ballroom—you actually go and do your damn job."
September 22, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Abdul El-Sayed to FOX: “Well, you actually apply your thoughts to the problem, not drapes in a ballroom. So when you're the President of the US and people are struggling with gas, you don't sit there and talk about your new helipad or your drapes in a ballroom—you actually go and do your damn job."
// big news: I'm bird now
February 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
// big news: I'm bird now