Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
Area Pagan Dreading Big Family Vernal Equinox Celebration
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March 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Area Pagan Dreading Big Family Vernal Equinox Celebration
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God Really Dreading Visit From Older Brother Who Made Much More Successful Cosmos
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March 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
God Really Dreading Visit From Older Brother Who Made Much More Successful Cosmos
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OK, I’m going to bed, and already dreading our next match
July 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
OK, I’m going to bed, and already dreading our next match
Shigeru Miyamoto said he's dreading the next Mario game
May 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Shigeru Miyamoto said he's dreading the next Mario game
Anyone else dreading America’s 250th birthday knowing Trump and his idiot administration are going to make it a trashy shitshow?
April 23, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Anyone else dreading America’s 250th birthday knowing Trump and his idiot administration are going to make it a trashy shitshow?
This is so grim. Dreading the images we’re going to see out of Springfield this week.
"About 500 seniors live at Sinai Residences in Boca Raton, Florida, including many Holocaust survivors. Recently, some of them asked if they could hide the building’s Haitian staff in their apartments."
'Reminds me of Anne Frank': Jewish seniors are offering to hide their Haitian caregivers as Trump's TPS end looms - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
The end of Temporary Protected Status has Holocaust survivors offering to hide Haitian staffers, according to the CEO of a senior-living center in Florida.
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February 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
This is so grim. Dreading the images we’re going to see out of Springfield this week.
Rereading(listening) and I'm dreading it
March 28, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Rereading(listening) and I'm dreading it
What the world is dreading.
January 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What the world is dreading.
dreading popping this on in my car
July 24, 2023 at 10:14 PM
dreading popping this on in my car
Dreading summer already.
March 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Dreading summer already.
Ever since the election, I've been dreading 2025.
But now that it's about to happen, I'm ready for it.
Bring it on, bitches. I'm not going down without a fight.
But now that it's about to happen, I'm ready for it.
Bring it on, bitches. I'm not going down without a fight.
December 31, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Ever since the election, I've been dreading 2025.
But now that it's about to happen, I'm ready for it.
Bring it on, bitches. I'm not going down without a fight.
But now that it's about to happen, I'm ready for it.
Bring it on, bitches. I'm not going down without a fight.
Really dreading the day I have to tell my soon-to-be-wife Annie about Julia Geller, my other wife that google ai invented
September 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Really dreading the day I have to tell my soon-to-be-wife Annie about Julia Geller, my other wife that google ai invented
Dreading work 8 hours in advance
September 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Dreading work 8 hours in advance
Getting that first bit of cold weather has me dreading what’s coming 😅
September 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Getting that first bit of cold weather has me dreading what’s coming 😅
Dreading the political fights over Thanksgiving dinner?
This Thanksgiving, we bring you ten things to argue about instead:
This Thanksgiving, we bring you ten things to argue about instead:
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Dreading the political fights over Thanksgiving dinner?
This Thanksgiving, we bring you ten things to argue about instead:
This Thanksgiving, we bring you ten things to argue about instead:
Dreading tomorrow's news. Dreading the rest of this week to be honest.
August 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Dreading tomorrow's news. Dreading the rest of this week to be honest.
Dreading the air quality this weekend.
July 3, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Dreading the air quality this weekend.
I'm dreading this
August 26, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I'm dreading this
god I am already dreading watching that dipshit shrug this off
September 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
god I am already dreading watching that dipshit shrug this off
One week you’re dreading the wind, the next you’re rooting for it.
January 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
One week you’re dreading the wind, the next you’re rooting for it.
I am dreading this July 4th 250th “celebration”.
What a f—ing disaster.
What a f—ing disaster.
February 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I am dreading this July 4th 250th “celebration”.
What a f—ing disaster.
What a f—ing disaster.
I’ve been dreading this.
April 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I’ve been dreading this.