October 25, 2026 at 10:19 AM
THE MAID CAFE TURNED ME INTO A DRINK
October 27, 2026 at 12:34 PM
THE MAID CAFE TURNED ME INTO A DRINK
"I told you I could drink it with no hands!" 💖
October 27, 2026 at 10:10 PM
"I told you I could drink it with no hands!" 💖
I mistakenly read this as “he adds a tab to your drink when you’re not looking” but that’s also correct.
Every Texas bar has that one guy.
He’s loud. He’s obnoxious. He makes all the women feel uncomfortable. He adds his drink to your tab when you’re not looking.
That’s Ken Paxton — and I don’t know about y’all, but I’m done picking up his tab.
He’s loud. He’s obnoxious. He makes all the women feel uncomfortable. He adds his drink to your tab when you’re not looking.
That’s Ken Paxton — and I don’t know about y’all, but I’m done picking up his tab.
October 27, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I mistakenly read this as “he adds a tab to your drink when you’re not looking” but that’s also correct.
In need of an energy drink 🤪
October 27, 2026 at 1:47 PM
In need of an energy drink 🤪
Killer: Drink this cyanide.
Me: But Halloween is coming up!
Killer: *sigh* Drink this pumpkin spice cyanide
Me: But Halloween is coming up!
Killer: *sigh* Drink this pumpkin spice cyanide
October 28, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Killer: Drink this cyanide.
Me: But Halloween is coming up!
Killer: *sigh* Drink this pumpkin spice cyanide
Me: But Halloween is coming up!
Killer: *sigh* Drink this pumpkin spice cyanide
Drink some water, unclench your jaw, and whisper, “I am more than my productivity.” 🧘♀️💧
October 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Drink some water, unclench your jaw, and whisper, “I am more than my productivity.” 🧘♀️💧
«Raphaël Glucksmann se déclare victime d'une “campagne de harcèlement“ menée par La France insoumise.»
Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
ALT: Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
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October 26, 2026 at 10:07 AM
«Raphaël Glucksmann se déclare victime d'une “campagne de harcèlement“ menée par La France insoumise.»
drinking the drink that turns you feral
October 26, 2026 at 11:13 AM
drinking the drink that turns you feral
Breakthrough I had with AI today, it told me I should drink a stout after I said I would like to drink a stout.
October 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Breakthrough I had with AI today, it told me I should drink a stout after I said I would like to drink a stout.
I love enjoying a stud drink 🥰
October 26, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I love enjoying a stud drink 🥰
We got it done- it’s cold, drink water and eat protein and text your friends back!!!
October 28, 2026 at 10:39 AM
We got it done- it’s cold, drink water and eat protein and text your friends back!!!
Everyone drink
I don’t know if this is a joke. Mustard gas is ammonia and chlorine. That’s why you don’t mix them as cleaners. Mustard gas has no mustard in it.
October 27, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Everyone drink
Your diaper and drink are ready ✨
October 27, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Your diaper and drink are ready ✨
tubthumping but they know what they like: he drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a whiskey drink,
October 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM
tubthumping but they know what they like: he drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a whiskey drink,
Energy Drink! (now with extra energy)
Done for @zaffre23.bsky.social
Done for @zaffre23.bsky.social
October 25, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Energy Drink! (now with extra energy)
Done for @zaffre23.bsky.social
Done for @zaffre23.bsky.social
Sorry FIFTY FOUR PERCENT
October 25, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Sorry FIFTY FOUR PERCENT
Is it too early to drink cranberry sprite?
October 27, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Is it too early to drink cranberry sprite?
YOU BETTER DRINK THAT, BOY!!!
October 25, 2026 at 2:59 PM
YOU BETTER DRINK THAT, BOY!!!
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That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
ALT: That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
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October 25, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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"Bitch dog that can't drink water on her own"
October 28, 2026 at 1:05 AM
"Bitch dog that can't drink water on her own"