I just accidentally called Desperate Housewives... Designing Women. #drunkOscars

Now that Clooney has brought Stacy Keibler to the Oscars all I can wonder is: where is The Rock? #drunkOscars

It's so weird to know how SHITTY everything begin those red curtains are. Except for the Crumbs. Those cupcakes are the bomb. #drunkOscars

Everything you need to know about Brian Glazer's nerves are in his hair. #drunkOscars

Is Morgan Freeman Luke Skywalker? #oneglove #drunkOscars

Whoops. More proof. Not more proof. #drunkOscars