Ben Shapiro dryly pursues agenda that the Dear Leader cannot fail; the Dear Leader can only be failed.
Ben Shapiro: "This MOU appears to be a disaster that does not achieve any of the signal goals that were set by the administration at the beginning ... in my opinion the vice president, the chief negotiator, has not well served the president"
June 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Ben Shapiro dryly pursues agenda that the Dear Leader cannot fail; the Dear Leader can only be failed.
*dryly smacks lips together*
November 6, 2024 at 6:17 AM
*dryly smacks lips together*
indiana jones and the big big hole
“this was jesus’s hole,” he moans dryly
“this was jesus’s hole,” he moans dryly
August 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
indiana jones and the big big hole
“this was jesus’s hole,” he moans dryly
“this was jesus’s hole,” he moans dryly
“Funny coincidence,” one federal employee who’s been dealing with this situation says, dryly
‘Glitch’ at Library of Congress Shreds the Constitution Amid Trump Takeover Attempt
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Govt. Website 'Glitch' Removes Trump's Least Favorite Part of Constitution
Trump is trying to take over the Library of Congress, but its website already deleted a part of the Constitution that Trump officials don’t like.
www.rollingstone.com
August 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Funny coincidence,” one federal employee who’s been dealing with this situation says, dryly
To dryly question or denounce the bigotry your work directly financially supports is real cowardice.
February 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
To dryly question or denounce the bigotry your work directly financially supports is real cowardice.
Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.
Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event
June 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.
Strange how the ideology of the Minnesota assassin was pretty much dryly noted and dropped, not used as an excuse by politicians to blame half the country for the murder.
September 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Strange how the ideology of the Minnesota assassin was pretty much dryly noted and dropped, not used as an excuse by politicians to blame half the country for the murder.
"Exclamation mark," I say dryly into my speech-to-text message.
March 24, 2026 at 3:59 AM
"Exclamation mark," I say dryly into my speech-to-text message.
People dryly covering influencers getting shut down by a red state health department is a creator / entertainment economy PhD thesis
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
People dryly covering influencers getting shut down by a red state health department is a creator / entertainment economy PhD thesis
i'm thinking of the scene in the diplomat s3 when the prime minister and his wife are having sex and she just dryly says "vigorous"
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i'm thinking of the scene in the diplomat s3 when the prime minister and his wife are having sex and she just dryly says "vigorous"
a lot of people seem to be fascinated by dryly stated matter-of-fact semi obscure sex ed info it seems
yes a common visible sign that appears of a body with a penis that is estrogen dominant. it's a dark streak along the raphe and this happens in part because this is where the vaginal opening would form if your anatomy was open (dia, i.e. canal) rather than sealed (peri). also marks an erogenous zone
Putting on my little sex ed teacher outfit to remind people that a fairly large amount of trans women develop a broad, darkly pigmented line down their urethra and the center of their balls. It looks like this! I've still NEVER seen any artist add this to any picture of girl cock
August 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
a lot of people seem to be fascinated by dryly stated matter-of-fact semi obscure sex ed info it seems
Today @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social writes a normal, dryly analytical, definitely normal essay for us, which you should read for your edification
“Pornography is the unseen dark matter molding and shaping how the online right speaks and thinks about politics, on anything from immigration to transgender people to higher education.” www.liberalcurrents.com/the-interrac...
The Interracial Cuck Porn Theory of Everything
Everything is gender, but to understand gender you must understand sex.
www.liberalcurrents.com
May 23, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Today @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social writes a normal, dryly analytical, definitely normal essay for us, which you should read for your edification
laughs dryly.
think i'll catch up on zzz
May 6, 2026 at 6:50 AM
laughs dryly.
I feel like US border control not letting in anyone publicly critically of Trump is pretty fucking crazy like this is something western media would describe about North Korea as unthinkable despotism but they just reported trump doing it kinda dryly and moved on
December 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I feel like US border control not letting in anyone publicly critically of Trump is pretty fucking crazy like this is something western media would describe about North Korea as unthinkable despotism but they just reported trump doing it kinda dryly and moved on
I'm in the South of France , where I was introduced to a French person with the words 'and this lady is from England.'
'Yes,' said the French person, dryly, 'I can see that for myself.'
'Yes,' said the French person, dryly, 'I can see that for myself.'
August 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm in the South of France , where I was introduced to a French person with the words 'and this lady is from England.'
'Yes,' said the French person, dryly, 'I can see that for myself.'
'Yes,' said the French person, dryly, 'I can see that for myself.'
recently saw my longtime dentist. she’s disgusted with all this but dryly joked a lot of dentists’ kids will see their college funds grow exponentially.
FOX: On the issue of fluoride, what has been the response from dentists who may be concerned that some children in lower incomes may not get preventative care?
RFK JR: It is an issue. It's a balance. You're gonna see probably slightly more cavities.
RFK JR: It is an issue. It's a balance. You're gonna see probably slightly more cavities.
June 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
recently saw my longtime dentist. she’s disgusted with all this but dryly joked a lot of dentists’ kids will see their college funds grow exponentially.
Love the dryly understated "that one got away"
June 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Love the dryly understated "that one got away"
Watching the director’s commentary for In The Mouth Of Madness and 1/4th of it is just John Carpenter dryly saying stuff like “oh a breathing chained door, not a good sign!”
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Watching the director’s commentary for In The Mouth Of Madness and 1/4th of it is just John Carpenter dryly saying stuff like “oh a breathing chained door, not a good sign!”
Oh, totally. And really dryly funny.
September 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Oh, totally. And really dryly funny.
while waiting I am dryly noting the specialist note that remarks I had at least 11 essentially worthless MRIs in Oregon
September 25, 2026 at 1:03 PM
while waiting I am dryly noting the specialist note that remarks I had at least 11 essentially worthless MRIs in Oregon
a small thing, but apparently my choices for the first day of constitutional law next week include shrugging, silence, or dryly explaining that the class is now purely theoretical
January 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
a small thing, but apparently my choices for the first day of constitutional law next week include shrugging, silence, or dryly explaining that the class is now purely theoretical
Was checking out a recent video that seemed interesting but it was ruined by the dude’s idea of humor consisting of dryly calling things “AIDS”, “cancer” or “autistic” 🥀
October 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Was checking out a recent video that seemed interesting but it was ruined by the dude’s idea of humor consisting of dryly calling things “AIDS”, “cancer” or “autistic” 🥀
you know what, I'd actually rather have a bad and wrong opinion over "X EXPLAINED" and it's just them dryly reading off a plot synopsis
September 24, 2026 at 1:54 PM
you know what, I'd actually rather have a bad and wrong opinion over "X EXPLAINED" and it's just them dryly reading off a plot synopsis
Y’all, this ship has sailed - very, very dryly - but y’all sound like you make some really nice tuna.
I’ll swing by.
I’ll swing by.
Opened up a can of tuna before realizing I was out of mayo.
Am I in an Alanis Morissette song now?
I am, aren’t I?
Am I in an Alanis Morissette song now?
I am, aren’t I?
Ironic Rain on Your Wedding Day
ALT: Ironic Rain on Your Wedding Day
static.klipy.com
August 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Y’all, this ship has sailed - very, very dryly - but y’all sound like you make some really nice tuna.
I’ll swing by.
I’ll swing by.