Diplomacy for Dummies: Duck and Cover Edition
What a fucking shitshow.
substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Making Duck and Cover great again.
This is why we have a 25th amendment.
So that we can survive the apocalyptic fantasies of a madman.
This is why we have a 25th amendment.
So that we can survive the apocalyptic fantasies of a madman.
April 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Making Duck and Cover great again.
This is why we have a 25th amendment.
So that we can survive the apocalyptic fantasies of a madman.
This is why we have a 25th amendment.
So that we can survive the apocalyptic fantasies of a madman.
when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
Day 30 of #Coverbirds
QUACK magazine publishes an annual Sexiest Duck Alive issue and who else could be on the cover but Ruddy Duck? Any questions? I didn’t think so (1/8) #birds
QUACK magazine publishes an annual Sexiest Duck Alive issue and who else could be on the cover but Ruddy Duck? Any questions? I didn’t think so (1/8) #birds
May 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Day 30 of #Coverbirds
QUACK magazine publishes an annual Sexiest Duck Alive issue and who else could be on the cover but Ruddy Duck? Any questions? I didn’t think so (1/8) #birds
QUACK magazine publishes an annual Sexiest Duck Alive issue and who else could be on the cover but Ruddy Duck? Any questions? I didn’t think so (1/8) #birds
i'm watching Fox News where right now air raid sirens are blaring in Tel Aviv and the Fox correspondent is about ready to duck for cover. doesn't seem very over!
Weija Jiang CBS: “NEW—In a phone interview, President Trump told me the war could be over soon: “I think the war is very complete, pretty much. They have no navy, no communications, they’ve got no Air Force.” He added that the U.S. is “very far” ahead of his initial 4-5 week estimated time frame.”1/
March 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
i'm watching Fox News where right now air raid sirens are blaring in Tel Aviv and the Fox correspondent is about ready to duck for cover. doesn't seem very over!
The whole internet hates Big Hat Duck, a loathsome duck that runs the 'let's abuse every single kid and cover up the evidence' church *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is anti AI
October 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
The whole internet hates Big Hat Duck, a loathsome duck that runs the 'let's abuse every single kid and cover up the evidence' church *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is anti AI
OMG! Every fucking time he opens his mouth listeners brain cells duck for cover.
September 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
OMG! Every fucking time he opens his mouth listeners brain cells duck for cover.
February 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska
June 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska
Autumn is working undercover, trying to take down the duck mafia. Don’t blow her cover.
April 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Autumn is working undercover, trying to take down the duck mafia. Don’t blow her cover.
Duck and cover.
National Nuclear Security Administration officials are attempting to notify some employees who had been let go that they are now due to be reinstated — but they're struggling to find them because they don't have their new contact information. nbcnews.to/4104StF
February 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Duck and cover.
Cassidy/Kennedy = Ernst/Hepseth
And, as with Ernst, other R Senators can duck under the cover Cassidy provides. After all, he's a doctor, as Ernst is a veteran.
And, as with Ernst, other R Senators can duck under the cover Cassidy provides. After all, he's a doctor, as Ernst is a veteran.
February 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Cassidy/Kennedy = Ernst/Hepseth
And, as with Ernst, other R Senators can duck under the cover Cassidy provides. After all, he's a doctor, as Ernst is a veteran.
And, as with Ernst, other R Senators can duck under the cover Cassidy provides. After all, he's a doctor, as Ernst is a veteran.
We went from duck and cover to a president bowing to Russians in my short lifetime.
No wonder we're dysfunctional.
No wonder we're dysfunctional.
June 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We went from duck and cover to a president bowing to Russians in my short lifetime.
No wonder we're dysfunctional.
No wonder we're dysfunctional.
They ducked council tax reform.
Ducked broad based tax increases
Duck social care reform.
Duck and cover at every opportunity because too frightened to launch a counter-argument.
Despite Johnson, Truss..all the madness. But still. /8
Ducked broad based tax increases
Duck social care reform.
Duck and cover at every opportunity because too frightened to launch a counter-argument.
Despite Johnson, Truss..all the madness. But still. /8
May 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
They ducked council tax reform.
Ducked broad based tax increases
Duck social care reform.
Duck and cover at every opportunity because too frightened to launch a counter-argument.
Despite Johnson, Truss..all the madness. But still. /8
Ducked broad based tax increases
Duck social care reform.
Duck and cover at every opportunity because too frightened to launch a counter-argument.
Despite Johnson, Truss..all the madness. But still. /8
This velvet ant bumbles along and then literally does a “duck and cover” pose before skedaddling.
July 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
This velvet ant bumbles along and then literally does a “duck and cover” pose before skedaddling.
Rob's cover for Alan's #BirdOfTheDay ALT theme is #Brown and here's a male Maned Duck aka Australian Wood Duck (Chenonetta jubata)
#ECK #birds #birdphotography #birdsofbluesky #wildlife #nature #Photography #Nikon #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBlueSky#BirdStare
#ECK #birds #birdphotography #birdsofbluesky #wildlife #nature #Photography #Nikon #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBlueSky#BirdStare
September 25, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Rob's cover for Alan's #BirdOfTheDay ALT theme is #Brown and here's a male Maned Duck aka Australian Wood Duck (Chenonetta jubata)
#ECK #birds #birdphotography #birdsofbluesky #wildlife #nature #Photography #Nikon #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBlueSky#BirdStare
#ECK #birds #birdphotography #birdsofbluesky #wildlife #nature #Photography #Nikon #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBlueSky#BirdStare
I love when a Dell comic I buy has a nice back cover. Art by Paul Murry.
September 29, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I love when a Dell comic I buy has a nice back cover. Art by Paul Murry.
Duck and cover!!
Markwayne Mullin confirmed as head of DHS — Americans should feel safe with him at the helm.
March 24, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Duck and cover!!
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November 8, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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duck and cover!!!!!!
duck and cover!!!!!!
Photograph I took of a mandarin duck outside my kitchen. Better known as the cover shot for my disappointing 1972 solo LP ‘Mandarin Duck Outside My Kitchen’.
December 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Photograph I took of a mandarin duck outside my kitchen. Better known as the cover shot for my disappointing 1972 solo LP ‘Mandarin Duck Outside My Kitchen’.
Trump 9 points underwater *IN TEXAS.* It's literally impossible to tell how the media would cover a Dem President with equivalently low approval ratings (because there's never been one before) but you'd be hearing LAME DUCK every 15 seconds
Folks... this is a reputable pollster.. And the gov race!?!
With "extremely interested" voters it's 53 Talarico - 47 Paxton.
GOV: Abbott 50 - Hinajosa 49 !!!!
Article claims "extremely motivated" there... 53 Hinajosa - 47 Abbott. Yeah uh what???
www.foxnews.com/politics/fox...
With "extremely interested" voters it's 53 Talarico - 47 Paxton.
GOV: Abbott 50 - Hinajosa 49 !!!!
Article claims "extremely motivated" there... 53 Hinajosa - 47 Abbott. Yeah uh what???
www.foxnews.com/politics/fox...
August 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Trump 9 points underwater *IN TEXAS.* It's literally impossible to tell how the media would cover a Dem President with equivalently low approval ratings (because there's never been one before) but you'd be hearing LAME DUCK every 15 seconds
Happy Belated 43rd Birthday (it was yesterday, per at least one source) to Destroyer Duck and Groo the Wanderer!
January 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Happy Belated 43rd Birthday (it was yesterday, per at least one source) to Destroyer Duck and Groo the Wanderer!
DnDoodle: this one time, we finished a one shot quest. So the party celebrate by watching 2 hot male strippers (me n @cheezychess.bsky.social ) dance to “Simple and Clean” - Donald duck cover XD
September 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
DnDoodle: this one time, we finished a one shot quest. So the party celebrate by watching 2 hot male strippers (me n @cheezychess.bsky.social ) dance to “Simple and Clean” - Donald duck cover XD
Sometimes you get offered a cover so far out of your wheelhouse that you have no choice but to say yes. My cover for What If Donald Duck became Iron Man.
February 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Sometimes you get offered a cover so far out of your wheelhouse that you have no choice but to say yes. My cover for What If Donald Duck became Iron Man.