#duckmaster
June 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
So, nach der Wahl wird der Jenser BMVg.

You heard it here first, from your favorite duckmaster.

Dankt mir später.
November 27, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Amir of Talai, Duckmaster, Cunt Server and Knight of Jimmy
July 20, 2026 at 3:26 PM
August 25, 2026 at 6:07 PM
There is a hotel in the southern United States that employs a man whose official job title is Duckmaster. The position exists nowhere else in the world. Twice a day he puts on a red and gold uniform, takes the elevator up to the rooftop, and walks five ducks down to the lobby.
April 29, 2026 at 3:55 PM