Not sure whether this is a palate cleanser or another scream into the void. Take your pick.
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#DumbestTimeline
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April 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Not sure whether this is a palate cleanser or another scream into the void. Take your pick.
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#DumbestTimeline
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#DumbestTimeline
Could someone please show me the way to the 'Kamala Harris won' timeline? I've really had enough of this one...
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#DumbestTimeline
May 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Could someone please show me the way to the 'Kamala Harris won' timeline? I've really had enough of this one...
#DumbestTimeline
#DumbestTimeline
Trump on his decision to impose 100% tariffs on all movies produced outside the US:
“Other nations have been stealing the movies…So that is a threat to our country in a sense.”🤡
“Other nations have been stealing the movies…So that is a threat to our country in a sense.”🤡
May 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
January 10, 2026 at 12:59 PM
“What the heck’s the commissioner of Social Security?"
That's a real question from Frank Bisignano...the commissioner of Social Security.
Millions of Americans depend on Social Security. They should be able to trust that the head of the agency even knows what the job is.
That's a real question from Frank Bisignano...the commissioner of Social Security.
Millions of Americans depend on Social Security. They should be able to trust that the head of the agency even knows what the job is.
New head of Social Security, hired from Wall Street, tells staff he had to Google the job when he was offered it
Newly sworn-in Social Security chief Frank Bisignano, who previously was a Wall Street executive, told staffers he had to Google the SSA job when it was offered to him.
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May 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
February 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Maybe this story would’ve received more media coverage if Pierre Poilievre had been handing out buttons to convoy participants instead of just coffee and donuts.
#CanadaVotes during the #DumbestTimeline.
#CanadaVotes during the #DumbestTimeline.
April 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Maybe this story would’ve received more media coverage if Pierre Poilievre had been handing out buttons to convoy participants instead of just coffee and donuts.
#CanadaVotes during the #DumbestTimeline.
#CanadaVotes during the #DumbestTimeline.
Out of our bailiwick, but I'll be adding this to tonight's Void Scream. And then adding it to my daily calls. 🤦
#DumbestTimeline
#DumbestTimeline
I did not have a social media influencer who didn’t finish a medical residency becoming the Surgeon General on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are…
May 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Out of our bailiwick, but I'll be adding this to tonight's Void Scream. And then adding it to my daily calls. 🤦
#DumbestTimeline
#DumbestTimeline
Cory booker was completely coherent & giving freakin' interviews after talking & standing for 25 hours,
And then there's this
#DarkestTimeline
#DumbestTimeline
And then there's this
#DarkestTimeline
#DumbestTimeline
April 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Cory booker was completely coherent & giving freakin' interviews after talking & standing for 25 hours,
And then there's this
#DarkestTimeline
#DumbestTimeline
And then there's this
#DarkestTimeline
#DumbestTimeline
How does someone with no home go to jail, but someone with 34 felonies does not? #dumbestTimeline
August 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
How does someone with no home go to jail, but someone with 34 felonies does not? #dumbestTimeline
1. Wir leben in der #DumbestTimeline
2. Können wir jetzt mit dem "politische Entscheidungen werden rational getroffen"-Quatsch aufhören? "Passion, not ratio, rules politics" (Spinoza).
3. Romeo wird überdurchsch. von bürgerlichen weißen cis-Gays genutzt. They are, who they are.
2. Können wir jetzt mit dem "politische Entscheidungen werden rational getroffen"-Quatsch aufhören? "Passion, not ratio, rules politics" (Spinoza).
3. Romeo wird überdurchsch. von bürgerlichen weißen cis-Gays genutzt. They are, who they are.
March 14, 2024 at 12:52 PM
1. Wir leben in der #DumbestTimeline
2. Können wir jetzt mit dem "politische Entscheidungen werden rational getroffen"-Quatsch aufhören? "Passion, not ratio, rules politics" (Spinoza).
3. Romeo wird überdurchsch. von bürgerlichen weißen cis-Gays genutzt. They are, who they are.
2. Können wir jetzt mit dem "politische Entscheidungen werden rational getroffen"-Quatsch aufhören? "Passion, not ratio, rules politics" (Spinoza).
3. Romeo wird überdurchsch. von bürgerlichen weißen cis-Gays genutzt. They are, who they are.
March 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Tore. Oleme ajajärgus, kus veebiotsingu uus häkk on vaadata allikaid, mis vähemalt 5 a vanad, sest enamik uuemast kraamist on AI-kräpp. #dumbesttimeline
June 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Tore. Oleme ajajärgus, kus veebiotsingu uus häkk on vaadata allikaid, mis vähemalt 5 a vanad, sest enamik uuemast kraamist on AI-kräpp. #dumbesttimeline
Lmao at Trump talking about someone making money from being in office. What a fucking joke. #dumbesttimeline
The president is now demanding the investigation of a member of Congress for “Political Crimes”
January 23, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Lmao at Trump talking about someone making money from being in office. What a fucking joke. #dumbesttimeline
Dystopian af.
#dumbesttimeline
#dumbesttimeline
SCOOP: DOGE Is Working on Software That Automates the Firing of Government Workers
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DOGE Is Working on Software That Automates the Firing of Government Workers
Operatives working for Elon Musk’s DOGE appear to be editing the code of AutoRIF—software designed by the Defense Department that could assist in mass firings of federal workers, sources tell WIRED.
www.wired.com
February 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Dystopian af.
#dumbesttimeline
#dumbesttimeline
Stopping any indigenous person is in itself a self-own. It once again demonstrates that this is the #dumbesttimeline.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Stopping any indigenous person is in itself a self-own. It once again demonstrates that this is the #dumbesttimeline.
According to the CBC, Tr*mp 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 not invade Greenland because Denmark makes a key ingredient in Ozempic which approximately 10% of Americans use and I am just about done with this round of Global Political Mad Libs please and thank you very much.
#DumbestTimeline
#DumbestTimeline
February 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
According to the CBC, Tr*mp 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 not invade Greenland because Denmark makes a key ingredient in Ozempic which approximately 10% of Americans use and I am just about done with this round of Global Political Mad Libs please and thank you very much.
#DumbestTimeline
#DumbestTimeline
June 28, 2026 at 3:27 AM
And renaming geographic sites #dumbesttimeline
March 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
And renaming geographic sites #dumbesttimeline
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico! #GoogleMaps can stuff it! #DumbestTimeline
February 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico! #GoogleMaps can stuff it! #DumbestTimeline
We are truly living in the dumbest timeline…
#SnarkyOrwell #FBIBreach #ShinyHunters #DOGE #KashPatel #DumbestTimeline
#SnarkyOrwell #FBIBreach #ShinyHunters #DOGE #KashPatel #DumbestTimeline
September 25, 2026 at 2:31 PM
We are truly living in the dumbest timeline…
#SnarkyOrwell #FBIBreach #ShinyHunters #DOGE #KashPatel #DumbestTimeline
#SnarkyOrwell #FBIBreach #ShinyHunters #DOGE #KashPatel #DumbestTimeline
He's living the dream as far as I'm concerned.
If I just came out of the woods this weekend and found out Britain, France and Germany were making plans to deploy troops to Greenland to protect it against US, I'd have figured I was being punk'd.
#DumbestTimeline
#NationalSuicide2024
If I just came out of the woods this weekend and found out Britain, France and Germany were making plans to deploy troops to Greenland to protect it against US, I'd have figured I was being punk'd.
#DumbestTimeline
#NationalSuicide2024
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
He's living the dream as far as I'm concerned.
If I just came out of the woods this weekend and found out Britain, France and Germany were making plans to deploy troops to Greenland to protect it against US, I'd have figured I was being punk'd.
#DumbestTimeline
#NationalSuicide2024
If I just came out of the woods this weekend and found out Britain, France and Germany were making plans to deploy troops to Greenland to protect it against US, I'd have figured I was being punk'd.
#DumbestTimeline
#NationalSuicide2024
This is really bad shit. #dumbesttimeline
NWS Green Bay, the only NWS location in Wisconsin that launches weather balloons, will now only launch one per day. The morning launch has been suspended due to lack of staff.
March 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is really bad shit. #dumbesttimeline
He's publicly discussed his belief in the simulation hypothesis. No empathy. Most people are NPCs to him & everyone else he is aiming to beat while being the first trillionaire. Unlocking that "achievement" will leave him hollower than ever #DumbestTimeline en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulat...
Simulation hypothesis - Wikipedia
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February 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
He's publicly discussed his belief in the simulation hypothesis. No empathy. Most people are NPCs to him & everyone else he is aiming to beat while being the first trillionaire. Unlocking that "achievement" will leave him hollower than ever #DumbestTimeline en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulat...