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Thom Colby

@thomcolby.bsky.social

So we have POTUS (Biden) VPOTUS (Harris) POTUSe (Trump) VPOTUSe (Vance) and now we also have ePOTUS (Musk). My bet is POTUSe will go away for a BIGLY payoff from ePOTUS.

November 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM

Reb v. Wade

@rsl318.bsky.social

Satie's performance indications
Tag yourself i'm "haggard in your body"

Do not change your physiognomy
Do not come out of your
shadow
Do not cough
Do not eat too much
Do not go out
Do not inflate
Do not look disagreeable
Do not lose your bearings
Do not speak!
Do not swallow
Do not sweat
Do not torment yourself
Dry as a cuckoo
End for yourself
Energetic
Energetically
Enigmatic
Enthusiastically
Epotus
Even duller if you can
Even whiter if possible
Fairly alert
Fall till you are weak
Fascinatedly
Fast
Fatten
Fidgety
Fierce and forbidding
Flat on the floor
Floating
Fold carefully
Fold gently
From a distance, bored
From afar
From the top of yourself
Full of subtlety, if you believe me
Gaily
Gawp
Gently
Genuinely
Get late bit by bit without
equivocation
Get soaked
Gird yourself with perceptiveness
Give orders quietly
Go away!
Go down
Go on
Good-naturedly
Graciously
Grandiose
Grandly forgetting the
present
Illusorius
Imbibe
Imitativus
Impassive
Important
In a very peculiar manner
Indubitable
Inevitably
Inflexible
In force
In one breath
In the back of your throat
In the best
In the deepest silence
In the pit of your belly
In the ribs
Into the slow
In your head
Ironically
Is your feeling mellow?
Lacquered like a Chinaman
Grow bigger
Lastly
Grow pale
Laugh without anyone knowing
Gummy
Learnedly
Haggard in your body
Light as an egg
Halfway
Light, but decent
Hard as the devil?
Light, but loud
Have a drink
Lightly animated
Heavy
Lights out
High
Like a beast
Hold back
Like a gentle request
Hypocritically
Like a nightingale with toothache
Look closely, that is all
Looking at yourself from afar
Looking at it twice
Look like a fraud
Meanly
Melancholy
Moderate and very bored
Moderate joy
Modestly
More intimately
More relaxedly
Mysterious and tender
Naturally
Neapolitan
Necessarily
Nice
Nobly
Nocturnally
Nocturnus
Noiselessly, believe me
again
Not too rare
Obey
Obligingly
One step at a time
On fire
On the tip of your mind
On the tips of your back
teeth
On yellowing velvet
On your tongue
Opacus
Open your head
Out of the corner of your
hand
Outward, painfu…

May 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM

Always a Simulation

@itisasimulation.bsky.social

Two points
1 might really get released (Superman)
2 may get vaulted by leon smuk as president elect acting for vp elect 'orange oaf orangutan ogre'
#leonsmuk #leon #smuk #drumpf #orange #orangutan #ogre #oaf #vptrump #vpdrumpf #ePOTUS #elonPOTUS #MuskDrumpf #DrumpfMusk #southafricanNazi #Apartheid

December 21, 2024 at 9:05 PM

Alli Marshall

@allimarshall.bsky.social

Like EPOTUS who has accumulated enough $ to be able to pursue a project of colonizing Mars, and abandoning Earth (what % of 8 Billion people are going to Mars BTW), and AI race with zero guardrails that has plagiarized the work of millions of human creators...

February 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM

Alli Marshall

@allimarshall.bsky.social

EPOTUS' "cosplay a human" costume.

February 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM

Alli Marshall

@allimarshall.bsky.social

Doublethink in action from EPOTUS.

Now, when can EPOTUS and FOTUS be Unperson-ed?

February 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM

Mother Of Sentient Beings🕊️

@whytetara.bsky.social

Stone cold killer
We are aware he is tryna start a race/civil war so he can declare martial law right?
Right???
Kinda cute you all still think he cares about legality or consent
When they tell you “I don’t care”
“I don’t gaf”
believe them

friendsofusaid
Robert Reich
@rbreich.bsky.social
Reminder: ICE has a budget bigger than most militaries around the world.
It has increased its spending on weapons by 700% since Trump took office.
Trump is building his own personal military to terrorize American cities, trample on civil rights, and intimidate his opponents.
@rbreich
Say something...
If it looks like Gestapo And it acts like Gestapo

The Tennessee Holler • Original audio ›
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GRESIST45IDEOLOGY
JESSE VENTURA ON ICE
SHOOTING: 'WE'RE A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY NOW'
Ebongbongmarcos
• willing to take
Epotus and family in?
Least he could do really since
Reagan harbored his mom and dad saand let them hide out in Hawaii

January 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM

🎃 Yoto 🌈♀️☔🧶

@yoto.aldea.social

He encontrado 67 palabras (de 67) en #Palabreja (22/06/2026) y eso quiere decir que las he encontrado todas. 🦄 palabreja.com

🎉 Hoy destaco, Epoto:

Del lat. epōtus.

1. adj. desus. Bebido, casi ebrio.