Who else likes to be in bed by 8pm? #earlybedtime #sleep #danwelden #bedtime

Fun? I’m an adult… right?
Iced coffee, cancelled plans, comfy clothes, and a strict 9pm bedtime.

#adultinghumor #icedcoffeevibes #cancelledplansclub #comfyclothes #earlybedtime

Signing off early tonight, feeling shattered! 😴 Wishing all my amazing followers a restful night. Here's a sneak peek of me embracing the coziness. Sweet dreams, everyone! ✨ #Goodnight #EarlyBedtime 🏳️‍🌈

A quick workout in the basement. Unwinding after a busy day. A quick shower! Early to bed for the two of us.
#AfterWorkout #BusyDay #PhotoByDennis #EarlyBedtime

35-12 and the #breeze haven't even attempted a 3.

#unrivaled #earlybedtime

#EarlyBedtime

Let’s be real…it’s more like 6pm, and it’s pizza boxes and Modern Family. #gettingold #millennial #earlybedtime

@binkytoes.bsky.social , @notjustdave.bsky.social - thankfully it is an early show. Doors opening at 6:30, and headline should be on by 8:30, 9:00 at latest #middleage #earlybedtime

I can't with this game when I actually have to drive my son to school and then drive to Toronto afterwards. 😭 #earlybedtime

not going to be able to broadcast for nogday, I may do it when I get home from the movie shoot. #earlybedtime #waitimdiongwhat

New years has me wiped out til tomorrow. #earlybedtime

I am the Snoozeasaurus. #earlybedtime

New York's Hottest Club is EarlyBedTime. I has everything: crusty toothpaste in the crease of your mouth, a nightmarish child awakening you at 2.30 and then again at 3, restless leg syndrome, and "bedhead"--that thing where you shower before hitting the sheets and awaken with Flock of Seagulls hair.