#eggbody
<sigh> 🤡

Eggbody begging friendship from Mendes is so awkward .

Just close the book and make City come back in January.
The Simpsons: Martin Annoying Nelson Muntz
Alt: The Simpsons: Martin Annoying Nelson Muntz who slaps him away
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August 17, 2026 at 2:15 PM
orange eggbody crab !!
January 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
ORANGE EGGBODY CRAB
December 26, 2024 at 6:12 PM
eggbody
August 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Come on Kam, don't be an egg head! lma-... oh.. said it too soon!
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HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE! :D
#happyeaster #easteregg #humanoc #human #inflation #egg #eggbody #expansion #bodyexpansion #bodyinflation #sfw #nsfw #oc
April 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
happy birthday to a one @paperf.lat

i hope you like reposts

#art #fanart #pixelart #sketchbook #digitalart
August 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Necessary Ornstein correction for the record after some random told us Eggbody negotiated this personally with the Villa owner 🙄.
Cannot allow that man to self-glaze so publicly.
#BlueCoOut
David Ornstein on Rogers transfer: “Xabi Alonso was at the heart of this, he was instrumental.”
July 19, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I'm at Potter-levels of enough with this man now.
The Court of Eggbody where everyone's trying to keep their pot of gold by blowing smoke up his arse.
April 20, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Agreed.
Really would love a wiki on all our names for these bozos... Toddington, Eggbody, Dumb & Dumber etc 🥹
February 26, 2026 at 3:51 PM
John Obi Mikel declares Eggbody a man of football and..that's the end of my Obi Mikel crush.

Why can't I have nice things?
December 23, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Yeah but if we peep this here..Todd The Billionaire had the sense to put a lid on his cup, so he can sip away at leisure + have zero concern for spillage.

Eggbody has to pose there with his double-cups, liquid cooling,can't sip, can't check his watch safely.. looks a muppet.

Toddfrey about wins it
September 21, 2024 at 12:58 PM
The Battle of The Billionaire Haircuts.
Eggbody just showing us he wants to be liked too...as if that's at all possible.
September 21, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Ohhh! Just the billionaire ownership clashing -Boehlington vs Eggbody. Eggbody is the one in charge of Clearlake, they have all the money + have been making these questionable decisions.
Boehlington + the Swiss Mr Burns (with rockstar hair [implants probably]) want to raise funds to buy out Eggy-B.
September 7, 2024 at 3:42 PM
We needed a woman in this role and Bompastor is so impressive, her achievements as a manager and a player say she loves to win 🥹

Now Boehlington & Eggbody should leave her the fuck alone.
UTC 💙
The rumours are true and Emma Hayes OBE MBE GOAT +++ hands over her Chelsea team to Sonia Bompastor a capital W Winner -the sole woman manager to win the Champions League in 15yrs 🤩
Probably the only thing BlueCo have got right since they arrived.

www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...
April 11, 2024 at 5:40 PM
We've survived worse but I think that after the scorched earth destruction by Clearlake since the takeover...the rebuild will take longer than we're comfortable with -Pochettino has so many bases to cover with these kids but he'll get there.
This doesn't dampen my fury for Boehlington & Eggbody
#UTC
October 29, 2023 at 3:00 PM
For. Sure. We had that game locked up.
A couple of more senior players on the pitch might have calmed things down and made a difference, but Toddington and Eggbody took the average age of the team down to 18 months and they kinda panicked I think.
October 22, 2023 at 11:36 AM
TODAY IS ORANGE EGGBODY CRAB AWARENESS DAY

Were you aware?
August 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
HAPPY ORANGE EGGBODY CRAB AWARENESS DAY!!!!
HAPPY FLATCAT FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
fated crossover between flat and round???

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August 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
34. Bratz Babyz Fish Tank

Orange Eggbody Crab
December 26, 2024 at 3:19 PM