#eggcracking
like oh yeah she's Alice de Cordelier of the Club des Cordeliers, ofc she's much more pro-eggcracking than Josie Briarwood of the Briarwood Club
May 17, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Xena, Eggcracking Princess
September 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
wait shit the "my bangers" feed doesn't work anymore how the fuck am i supposed to find my eggcracking masterpost
July 23, 2026 at 2:13 PM
everyone talks about that eggcracking moment or whatever, and being called kiddo and having my hand held while getting my head scanned at 13 is def a core memory.
i'm not exactly one for medfet buuuuuut I can't say I'm not not into the idea of being babied while being cared for in such a situation, it actually sounds fun and therapeutic.
June 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
#abdl #diaperfur I am still amused at this, how I sorta pre-empted @bubblepuppers.bsky.social eggcracking with my idea. An I've ended up doing this to like 3 different friends. Somehow I'm a magnet for it. Also do love how adorable she is here, a cutie Pone gal. Stay wonderful Bubbs ^^ You good girl
March 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
feels like it’s worth mentioning re: eggcracking thread that i had dreams about being a girl back to like, being 14 and always felt really happy in them but i feel like that’s standard fare tgirl wish fulfillment bullshit and people have doubted it when i’ve told them that before lol
March 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Which book would you be more excited to read from me next?

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/iPSU43/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Bunny Goddess Vol. 2
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/iPSU43/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Girl For A Week (College eggcracking romance)

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April 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Even just lounging on the couch my useless eggs aren’t safe 😵‍💫

#nsfw #sissy #femboy #goon #crossdressing #tgirl #trans #chastity #humiliation #sph #chastity #findom #tinydick #cbt #eggcracking
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
eggcracking is a moral imperative and anyone who says otherwise is probably infested with brainworms
January 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
February 16, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Put together a little something different for a queer book fair #myart #trans #queer #transhorror #goosebumps #bookfair #eggcracking #nostalgia
September 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
r/eggcracking
January 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
the far right is gonna kill gta6 and then the whole gaming industry is gonna go with it. they'll then get mad that the only games left are deltarune and eggcracking simulator

gate this, gamer
September 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Eu ODEIO os termos "egg", "ovo", "eggcracking" ou pra mim o pior, "ovinho".

Performance virou marketing.

Marx não escreve bem. A alma dos livros claramente vinha do Engels. Aprendeu bem com o Hegel.

Viver configurando OS é pra quem não precisa trabalhar com ele.

Pronto, todas as bolhas.
July 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Show Girl's appeal for me is mostly in the eggcracking and not the romance tbh
September 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
summon him to the hall of eggcracking
August 21, 2023 at 2:02 PM
I do remember watching a similar series before eggcracking. But it had lots of episodes.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
eggcracking kinda shit
November 6, 2024 at 6:45 PM
GORE OF MY EGGCRACKING OC??
May 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
it was the right call, glad you made it and that you're here now!! gosh i wish eggcracking didnt suck so hard for so many of us
September 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
you could have a wacky eggcracking premise like "due to a keyboard typo on some travel papers, Loid and Yor Forger are forced to travel together as Yor and Lois"
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Feel the need to put some eggcrackers out there for furries unsure if they're therians, specifically. No one can push you through the door but if you want me to stand in front of it and go "come on," this thread is for you. And who you trust with it. Consent only eggcracking go 🧵
June 9, 2026 at 7:30 AM