#election
1. Lose election

2. Assume Trump will steal election for him

3. Trump is flailing around and failing to steal his own election

4. Oh shit oh fuck
“Flávio has given up,” an adviser to the Bolsonaro family told me. “He’s terrified. He is worried his father will die in jail, that he himself will be jailed this week and that he may have a long prison term ahead.”
Bolsonaro effectively concedes in Brazil after Trump suggests he won’t help
Trump says the presidential election looked “rigged” but did not say he planned to intervene on behalf of the right-wing politician.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 27, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Lula wins Brazil election! Stops Latin America right wing wave!
Lula wins Brazil election, stops the Latin America right wing wave with Bolsonaro defeat
Lula wins Brazil election!
www.yacnews.com
October 26, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Trump is trying to steal the senate election in Alaska.
October 28, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/
October 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Mark Zuckerberg should be put in prison for his repeated acts of election interference.
Damn Zuckerberg For Banning Angie Nixon's Account
Seven days before the election.
www.thegodshow.com
October 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Trying to steal an election by [checks notes] voting
October 27, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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October 25, 2026 at 8:05 PM
The real election fraudsters!
The Hennepin County Attorney's Office is charging James O'Keefe and Cam Higby with felonies for unlawful voting and ID theft for filming themselves misrepresenting their identities to election judges during the Minnesota primary as voters who were registered in the precinct.
October 28, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Q: You'll respect the election results whatever happens?

TRUMP: If they're honest elections

(That's a no!)
October 27, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Lula’s re-election isn’t just a victory for democracy, it’s also a huge win for biodiversity and climate change.
How close is the Amazon to a 'tipping point?' Brazil’s election could help shape its future
Brazil’s presidential election could be a turning point for the Amazon, the world’s largest rainforest
www.washingtonpost.com
October 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
leave us to our free election
October 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
there's a country that knows how to deal with election denial
October 27, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Trump on Bolsonaro's loss: "It looked like another rigged election" 😆
October 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Trump says if Republicans lose the election it is voters’ fault
October 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Zuckerberg defeated in Brazil election.
October 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Election night will be extremely important for trans and queer people across the United States.

EITM has covered every election night and their implications yearly.

Now, we are releasing our trans election night guide with the most important races to watch.

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Trans Election Night Guide: The Biggest Elections To Watch For Trans People In 2026
The elections are coming. Here are the races we are watching at EITM for transgender rights.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 28, 2026 at 3:34 PM
it's actually worse - it will tell you who won *any other presidential election* other than 2020
October 28, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Flavio Bolsonaro crying after losing the election.

I hope that cheered up your day.
October 26, 2026 at 5:11 PM
"Is that your final answer" election
October 26, 2026 at 12:16 AM
“I will never give up on my Brazil!”

>loses election
>immediately flees the country
October 27, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Attn: USPS changes mean your ballot may not be postmarked the same day you mail it. Don’t wait until Election Day! Deadlines vary by state. Some require ballots to ARRIVE by Election Day, not just be postmarked.
October 26, 2026 at 1:10 AM
“On track for highest election day prices on record” ⛽️
October 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
🔥 @rolandsmartin.bsky.social encourages Black voters to back @abdulelsayed.bsky.social: “We cannot play games with this election.”
October 25, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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October 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Before the Brazilian election where progressive Lula beat right-wing Bolsonaro, Meta is accused of disrupting Lula's Insta and WhatsApp accounts

Meta blamed "technical difficulties"

That would be more believable if similar incidents had not happened recently in the US

Tech billionaires are evil
Meta Unseats Musk as Tech Villain for Lula in Brazil’s Election
A new villain is emerging in the closing stretch of Brazil’s bitterly contested presidential election: Meta Platforms Inc.
www.bloomberg.com
October 26, 2026 at 12:42 PM