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If you haven't seen the paper, I've got feng shui up the ass! <a href="http://www.cambodiadaily.com/news/hun-sen-says-mansion-feng-shui-seal-his-election-win-27253/" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.cambodiadaily.com/news/hun-sen-says-mansion-feng-shui-seal-his-election-win-27253/ #magicstrongman #electionsKH #hunsanity
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November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I've got a fuckload of talismans at my disposal to ensure victory in the Nagaworld Lucky 555 Vote-Stravaganza. #magicstrongman #electionsKH
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
(a list of my favorite magical apparatuses is forthcoming) #magicstrongman #electionsKH
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
A 16-bedroom, 12-bathroom spirit house with a sex dungeon and infinity pool. #magicstrongman #electionsKH
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
A tie clip sprinkled with Boeung Kak "water" that makes the World Bank do my bidding. #magicstrongman #electionsKH
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Lon Nol's Amulet, which sucks the hope out of the electorate. #magicstrongman #electionsKH
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
A merkin made of Mu Sochua's eyebrows that humiliates the opposition. #magicstrongman #electionsKH
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
An enchanted Chaly that brings reliable power to every campaign speech. #magicstrongman #electionsKH
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Magical scorpion cufflinks that sting dissidents' genitals from afar. #magicstrongman #electionsKH
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A false tooth filled with orphan tears that siphons cash from the pockets of guilt-ridden tourists. #magicstrongman #electionsKH
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
A miniature tank charm that steamrolls pansy-ass protests (Thanks, China!) #magicstrongman #electionsKH
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
An artificial eye crafted entirely from tiger penises that brings vigor to my folksy idioms. #magicstrongman #electionsKH
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
A case of '97 vintage Muscle Wine that ensures victory, even in defeat. #magicstrongman #electionsKH
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
And Ieng Sary's skull, which will help me elude justice until I die of natural causes whilst getting a blowjob. #magicstrongman #electionsKH
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
So try to understand: I'm a magic man. #magicstrongman #electionsKH #cambodia #hunsanity
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I've just devised an awesome new campaign strategy sure to win over those NRP-voting sticks-in-the-mud. #electionsKH #cambodia #hunsanity
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Everybody knows that if the CPP loses this election, we'll just start a civil war and take power like in '97, right? #electionsKH #Cambodia
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
HOWEVER, if people vote for the CPP, there will be no war and I'll be gone in 14 short years! #electionsKH #Cambodia
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
THEREFORE, a vote FOR me is basically a highly effectively, if delayed, vote AGAINST me! #electionsKH #Cambodia
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
It's the logical choice! <a href="http://hunsenseye.tumblr.com/post/51694334653/the-choice-is-easy-electionskh-cambodia" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://hunsenseye.tumblr.com/post/51694334653/the-choice-is-easy-electionskh-cambodia #cambodia #electionsKH #hunsanity
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November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I have got fuck-all to do today. Guess I'll start counting "votes." LOL. #cambodia #foregoneconclusions #electionsKH
November 14, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Heng Samrin wants to give the CNRP 6.9% of the vote. "It's sexy, like Sam Rainsy's wife," he says. And he's right. #electionsKH #cambodia
November 14, 2024 at 1:07 PM
But I'll probably need a calculator for that. Or Namhong's shitty 10-kg notebook computer. #electionsKH #loptop
November 14, 2024 at 1:07 PM
So, what's a good vote total for the CNRP? I think I'll give them 5. 5 votes. #electionsKH #cambodia #irule #hunsanity
November 14, 2024 at 1:07 PM
If I get to 1,500 followers today, I'll make all of you eligible to vote in the Nagaworld Lucky 555 Vote-Stravaganza #electionsKH #hunsanity
November 14, 2024 at 1:00 PM