BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
We bombed a girls elementary school.
March 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
We bombed a girls elementary school.
CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
‘Abbott Elementary’ renewed for Season 5
January 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
‘Abbott Elementary’ renewed for Season 5
Elementary Physics Paths xkcd.com/2933
May 16, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Elementary Physics Paths xkcd.com/2933
The lack of media coverage about the bombing of the girls elementary schools is shocking.
March 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The lack of media coverage about the bombing of the girls elementary schools is shocking.
Good take by a couple of my kid’s classmates in the elementary school newspaper
December 17, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Good take by a couple of my kid’s classmates in the elementary school newspaper
The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.
March 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.
BALDWIN: Why are you sending programs that support elementary schools & elementary school students to the Dept of Labor?
LINDA McMAHON: Education should provide an opportunity for children once they have finished their education to enter the workforce
B: We're talking about elementary students
LINDA McMAHON: Education should provide an opportunity for children once they have finished their education to enter the workforce
B: We're talking about elementary students
April 28, 2026 at 2:35 PM
BALDWIN: Why are you sending programs that support elementary schools & elementary school students to the Dept of Labor?
LINDA McMAHON: Education should provide an opportunity for children once they have finished their education to enter the workforce
B: We're talking about elementary students
LINDA McMAHON: Education should provide an opportunity for children once they have finished their education to enter the workforce
B: We're talking about elementary students
THEY MURDERED 60 KIDS IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YOU FREAK
These strikes are targeting military infrastructure – with warnings to Iranian civilians to take shelter away from these military targets.
February 28, 2026 at 2:30 PM
THEY MURDERED 60 KIDS IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YOU FREAK
Elementary school. An elementary school.
January 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Elementary school. An elementary school.
Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
They blew up an elementary school Tom
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March 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
They blew up an elementary school Tom
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Abbott Elementary star jalen hurts wins the super bowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Abbott Elementary star jalen hurts wins the super bowl
Indianapolis Motor Speedway Forced To Lower Speed Limit To 20 MPH After Elementary School Opens Next To Straightaway https://theonion.com/indianapolis-motor-speedway-forced-to-lower-speed-limit-1837999978/
September 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Indianapolis Motor Speedway Forced To Lower Speed Limit To 20 MPH After Elementary School Opens Next To Straightaway https://theonion.com/indianapolis-motor-speedway-forced-to-lower-speed-limit-1837999978/
HD Cooke is an elementary school in northwest DC.
More details: ICE goons were turned away at HD Cooke. They tried to seize the school nurse in the parking lot without a warrant, but backed off after staff intervened.
March 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
HD Cooke is an elementary school in northwest DC.
Here's what the third day of elementary school looked like in Mount Pleasant, Washington DC.
August 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Here's what the third day of elementary school looked like in Mount Pleasant, Washington DC.
Plainclothes agents. Trying to question elementary-aged kids. And lying that they had parents permission to do so.
April 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Plainclothes agents. Trying to question elementary-aged kids. And lying that they had parents permission to do so.
ICE targeting elementary school children is child abuse, period.
April 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
ICE targeting elementary school children is child abuse, period.
I can’t wait for LeBron James’ cameo on Abbott Elementary.
July 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I can’t wait for LeBron James’ cameo on Abbott Elementary.
Discerning elementary grade children agree, The Onion is good.
December 16, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Discerning elementary grade children agree, The Onion is good.
The staff at this public elementary school in DC showed far more courage than an Ivy with $15 billion endowment
More details: ICE goons were turned away at HD Cooke. They tried to seize the school nurse in the parking lot without a warrant, but backed off after staff intervened.
March 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The staff at this public elementary school in DC showed far more courage than an Ivy with $15 billion endowment
‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students
‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students
“Abbott Elementary” creator and star Quinta Brunson is teaming up with the School District of Philadelphia to create a fund to provide free school trips to students.
www.phillytrib.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students