"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror"
Pratchett nearly cures my mental health
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror"
Pratchett nearly cures my mental health
Color Of Magic Rincewind
ALT: Color Of Magic Rincewind
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October 27, 2026 at 2:56 AM
"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror"
Pratchett nearly cures my mental health
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror"
Pratchett nearly cures my mental health
How do you do, fellow blood elves?
October 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
How do you do, fellow blood elves?
an uncomfortable truth:
a lot of people who say they like goblins actually just want short green elves...
a lot of people who say they like goblins actually just want short green elves...
October 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
an uncomfortable truth:
a lot of people who say they like goblins actually just want short green elves...
a lot of people who say they like goblins actually just want short green elves...
"it was revealed that uma musume don't need humans to produce more uma musume" this has been known. they are indeed like elves
October 27, 2026 at 3:48 PM
"it was revealed that uma musume don't need humans to produce more uma musume" this has been known. they are indeed like elves
im glad a bunch of weird chinese companies started making controllers because they just fucking name them whatever. this one's just called Elves 2.
October 28, 2026 at 6:20 PM
im glad a bunch of weird chinese companies started making controllers because they just fucking name them whatever. this one's just called Elves 2.
Bluesky has four types of users
October 28, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Bluesky has four types of users
The kind of OCs I have:
Witches
Elves
And witches who are also elves
Witches
Elves
And witches who are also elves
October 25, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The kind of OCs I have:
Witches
Elves
And witches who are also elves
Witches
Elves
And witches who are also elves
It's true of any type of horror, but going just a step or two further on an aspect you take for granted makes the biggest impact. When PTerry said "Elves are Terrific; they beget Terror," that rewrote the way I viewed both fantasy and horror.
#HorrorWritersChat
#HorrorWritersChat
October 28, 2026 at 7:45 PM
It's true of any type of horror, but going just a step or two further on an aspect you take for granted makes the biggest impact. When PTerry said "Elves are Terrific; they beget Terror," that rewrote the way I viewed both fantasy and horror.
#HorrorWritersChat
#HorrorWritersChat
EA doesn't have a copyright on slutty bisexual space elves, chat
October 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
EA doesn't have a copyright on slutty bisexual space elves, chat
Everyone loves sexy anime elves, and we restocked all the best products during our sale! jl.st/top-elves
Sauce is Queen's Blade.
Sauce is Queen's Blade.
October 25, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Everyone loves sexy anime elves, and we restocked all the best products during our sale! jl.st/top-elves
Sauce is Queen's Blade.
Sauce is Queen's Blade.
Fifi has a message for Santa: No naughty elves this year!
October 26, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Fifi has a message for Santa: No naughty elves this year!
listen buddy. my needle weaves death for men and elves alike
October 25, 2026 at 10:25 PM
listen buddy. my needle weaves death for men and elves alike
Chapter Fourteen of Orcs vs Elves is up on literotica! you can read the whole story there, starting here!
Orcs vs Elves is my love letter to warcraft silliness, with heaping spoonfulls of action, dubious consent, transformation, orcs, elves, the whole shebang!
Orcs vs Elves is my love letter to warcraft silliness, with heaping spoonfulls of action, dubious consent, transformation, orcs, elves, the whole shebang!
Orcs vs Elves (Part 1) - Sci-Fi & Fantasy - Literotica.com
In a world of magic and fantasy elves and orcs square off...
www.literotica.com
October 28, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Chapter Fourteen of Orcs vs Elves is up on literotica! you can read the whole story there, starting here!
Orcs vs Elves is my love letter to warcraft silliness, with heaping spoonfulls of action, dubious consent, transformation, orcs, elves, the whole shebang!
Orcs vs Elves is my love letter to warcraft silliness, with heaping spoonfulls of action, dubious consent, transformation, orcs, elves, the whole shebang!
go my almost married elves
October 28, 2026 at 6:06 PM
go my almost married elves
An evil sight
not even gonna use her until (IF) we get blood elves
not even gonna use her until (IF) we get blood elves
October 27, 2026 at 10:45 PM
An evil sight
not even gonna use her until (IF) we get blood elves
not even gonna use her until (IF) we get blood elves
*taking notes* no copyright… slutty… bisexual… space elves
October 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
*taking notes* no copyright… slutty… bisexual… space elves
blood elves in game: no green is Evil we cannot be Green
blood elves literally everywhere else: green :)
blood elves literally everywhere else: green :)
October 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
blood elves in game: no green is Evil we cannot be Green
blood elves literally everywhere else: green :)
blood elves literally everywhere else: green :)
“is she nice and kind?”
both elves at the same time: fuckkkkk no 😔
both elves at the same time: fuckkkkk no 😔
October 28, 2026 at 3:39 AM
“is she nice and kind?”
both elves at the same time: fuckkkkk no 😔
both elves at the same time: fuckkkkk no 😔
Another fun concept. Also, can we see her being passed around by sexy half-elves like butter at breakfast, please?
October 27, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Another fun concept. Also, can we see her being passed around by sexy half-elves like butter at breakfast, please?
"The Collectivisation of the House Elves" probably makes for pretty brutal reading
October 27, 2026 at 10:38 PM
"The Collectivisation of the House Elves" probably makes for pretty brutal reading