Shows up, dressed as a nurse to an embittered, half disfigured lawyer, "Hi."
November 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Shows up, dressed as a nurse to an embittered, half disfigured lawyer, "Hi."
November 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
An embittered Donald Trump threatens to reveal who "You're So Vain" -- Carly Simon was written about
November 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
An embittered Donald Trump threatens to reveal who "You're So Vain" -- Carly Simon was written about
Because they're embittered gammon people who need to be reassured that being a 'woke' loathing racist is "patriotic."
November 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Because they're embittered gammon people who need to be reassured that being a 'woke' loathing racist is "patriotic."
As a Florida voter I'd like to formally announce that
my previous active disdain for current
Democratic leadership has
been but a gentle prelude to my
forthcoming embittered bloody fury
that those slimy fucks abandoned
us at the critical juncture.
my previous active disdain for current
Democratic leadership has
been but a gentle prelude to my
forthcoming embittered bloody fury
that those slimy fucks abandoned
us at the critical juncture.
November 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
As a Florida voter I'd like to formally announce that
my previous active disdain for current
Democratic leadership has
been but a gentle prelude to my
forthcoming embittered bloody fury
that those slimy fucks abandoned
us at the critical juncture.
my previous active disdain for current
Democratic leadership has
been but a gentle prelude to my
forthcoming embittered bloody fury
that those slimy fucks abandoned
us at the critical juncture.
A embittered grown boy who felt the need to air his dirty laundry in public, clearly.
November 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
A embittered grown boy who felt the need to air his dirty laundry in public, clearly.
😀Embittered Elon Musk has angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay!
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November 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
😀Embittered Elon Musk has angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay!
Apparently an embittered candidate defeated in the Democratic primary.
November 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Apparently an embittered candidate defeated in the Democratic primary.
Actually, it was my junior school teacher, one of those embittered in every area of the curriculum.
November 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Actually, it was my junior school teacher, one of those embittered in every area of the curriculum.
You either work with that or you become an embittered misogynist, and he took the easy route
November 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
You either work with that or you become an embittered misogynist, and he took the easy route
MSNow, get rid of Tester. I used to love him, but he’s too embittered by his 2024 loss. He also chose a horribly misogynistic candidate for Montana. Too embittered to be a pundit.
November 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
MSNow, get rid of Tester. I used to love him, but he’s too embittered by his 2024 loss. He also chose a horribly misogynistic candidate for Montana. Too embittered to be a pundit.
It feels like American Democracy has a shot at fending off the surprise attack from oligarchs & fascists & embittered russians.
From this point on we need to utilize our best and brightest leadership, embracing a vision of democratic ideals for all of U.S.
We can’t afford to get this wrong again!
From this point on we need to utilize our best and brightest leadership, embracing a vision of democratic ideals for all of U.S.
We can’t afford to get this wrong again!
November 7, 2026 at 4:01 PM
It feels like American Democracy has a shot at fending off the surprise attack from oligarchs & fascists & embittered russians.
From this point on we need to utilize our best and brightest leadership, embracing a vision of democratic ideals for all of U.S.
We can’t afford to get this wrong again!
From this point on we need to utilize our best and brightest leadership, embracing a vision of democratic ideals for all of U.S.
We can’t afford to get this wrong again!
This is perhaps me being a bit of an embittered northerner, idk
November 5, 2026 at 10:50 AM
This is perhaps me being a bit of an embittered northerner, idk
“I don’t want to be in the minority,” he prayed, choking back tears. “I’m a Republican. We hate minorities.”
In another post-election development, an embittered Elon Musk angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay.
#Satire (Or is it?)
www.borowitzreport.com/p/mike-johns...
In another post-election development, an embittered Elon Musk angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay.
#Satire (Or is it?)
www.borowitzreport.com/p/mike-johns...
Mike Johnson Begs God to Rapture Him Immediately
“I don’t want to be in the minority,” he prayed, choking back tears. “I’m a Republican. We hate minorities.”
www.borowitzreport.com
November 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
“I don’t want to be in the minority,” he prayed, choking back tears. “I’m a Republican. We hate minorities.”
In another post-election development, an embittered Elon Musk angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay.
#Satire (Or is it?)
www.borowitzreport.com/p/mike-johns...
In another post-election development, an embittered Elon Musk angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay.
#Satire (Or is it?)
www.borowitzreport.com/p/mike-johns...
I'd be a little less embittered here if more of the cash that was earmarked for safer, expensive races ended up making its way to candidates in cheap ones (e.g. VT/NH governor's, Nebraska and Louisiana Senate) but that mostly didn't happen.
November 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I'd be a little less embittered here if more of the cash that was earmarked for safer, expensive races ended up making its way to candidates in cheap ones (e.g. VT/NH governor's, Nebraska and Louisiana Senate) but that mostly didn't happen.
The myth of the "liberal media" really breaks down when you've got the Paper Of Record running tell-all interviews with the embittered primary loser and her mad fiancé (why???) three days before the election.
Why the #BrokenTimes can't stop talking about anybody opposing El-Sayed. The "frank interview" starts over a bowl of matzo-ball soup. Next Stevens will announce that she's both Jewish and Black.
October 31, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The myth of the "liberal media" really breaks down when you've got the Paper Of Record running tell-all interviews with the embittered primary loser and her mad fiancé (why???) three days before the election.
Seattle/King County did their jobs, and I'm PSYCHED to go visit my favorite place in exactly 1 month (wow!). But the rest of my home state overwhelmingly supporting I-638 leaves me deeply embittered.
Maybe folks in WA can stop giving me "oh, you poor thing" reax when I say I live in Columbus, OH 🙄😐
Maybe folks in WA can stop giving me "oh, you poor thing" reax when I say I live in Columbus, OH 🙄😐
November 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Seattle/King County did their jobs, and I'm PSYCHED to go visit my favorite place in exactly 1 month (wow!). But the rest of my home state overwhelmingly supporting I-638 leaves me deeply embittered.
Maybe folks in WA can stop giving me "oh, you poor thing" reax when I say I live in Columbus, OH 🙄😐
Maybe folks in WA can stop giving me "oh, you poor thing" reax when I say I live in Columbus, OH 🙄😐
Sour grapes, sore winning, and an embittered, mean-spirited refusal to take a W are unattractive no matter who is doing it.
November 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Sour grapes, sore winning, and an embittered, mean-spirited refusal to take a W are unattractive no matter who is doing it.
Black women and men give so much to this country with no reason to. They could be embittered like the white maga folks. They aren’t. They are hard ass working, smart, and love the country more than most. I love and lift up all black women (esp women) and men in our country and politics.
November 6, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Black women and men give so much to this country with no reason to. They could be embittered like the white maga folks. They aren’t. They are hard ass working, smart, and love the country more than most. I love and lift up all black women (esp women) and men in our country and politics.
He is turning his own country into a "banana republic," and all its citizens are forced to suffer the consequences of the catastrophic selfishness and poor decisions of an old, embittered dictator. 2/2
November 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
He is turning his own country into a "banana republic," and all its citizens are forced to suffer the consequences of the catastrophic selfishness and poor decisions of an old, embittered dictator. 2/2
The Borowitz Report—On Wednesday morning House Speaker Mike Johnson begged God to “rapture him up” immediately.
“I don’t want to be in the minority,” he prayed, choking back tears. “I’m a Republican. We hate minorities.”
In another development an embittered Elon Musk angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay.
“I don’t want to be in the minority,” he prayed, choking back tears. “I’m a Republican. We hate minorities.”
In another development an embittered Elon Musk angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay.
November 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The Borowitz Report—On Wednesday morning House Speaker Mike Johnson begged God to “rapture him up” immediately.
“I don’t want to be in the minority,” he prayed, choking back tears. “I’m a Republican. We hate minorities.”
In another development an embittered Elon Musk angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay.
“I don’t want to be in the minority,” he prayed, choking back tears. “I’m a Republican. We hate minorities.”
In another development an embittered Elon Musk angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay.
💙📚💙 #booksky An embittered woman is determined to wreak vengeance on her late husband’s two illegitimate children, but just how far will Lady Lilliana go? A gripping Victorian tale!
mybook.to/AWomanScorned
#amreading #kindleunlimited
mybook.to/AWomanScorned
#amreading #kindleunlimited
November 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
💙📚💙 #booksky An embittered woman is determined to wreak vengeance on her late husband’s two illegitimate children, but just how far will Lady Lilliana go? A gripping Victorian tale!
mybook.to/AWomanScorned
#amreading #kindleunlimited
mybook.to/AWomanScorned
#amreading #kindleunlimited
“In another post-election development, an embittered Elon Musk angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay.
The billionaire was hoping to recoup some of his $190 million purchase of Paxton, but in the Texan’s first hours on eBay the bidding for him stalled at six dollars.”
- Andy Borowitz
The billionaire was hoping to recoup some of his $190 million purchase of Paxton, but in the Texan’s first hours on eBay the bidding for him stalled at six dollars.”
- Andy Borowitz
November 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
“In another post-election development, an embittered Elon Musk angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay.
The billionaire was hoping to recoup some of his $190 million purchase of Paxton, but in the Texan’s first hours on eBay the bidding for him stalled at six dollars.”
- Andy Borowitz
The billionaire was hoping to recoup some of his $190 million purchase of Paxton, but in the Texan’s first hours on eBay the bidding for him stalled at six dollars.”
- Andy Borowitz
"In another post-election development, an embittered Elon Musk angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay."
Mike Johnson Begs God to Rapture Him Immediately
“I don’t want to be in the minority,” he prayed, choking back tears. “I’m a Republican. We hate minorities.”
www.borowitzreport.com
November 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
"In another post-election development, an embittered Elon Musk angrily put Ken Paxton on eBay."