first day fully employed: 😄
second day fully employed: 🤨
third day fully employed: 🤬
second day fully employed: 🤨
third day fully employed: 🤬
September 25, 2026 at 3:11 PM
first day fully employed: 😄
second day fully employed: 🤨
third day fully employed: 🤬
second day fully employed: 🤨
third day fully employed: 🤬
Still employed for now.
Been kind of a 5 alarm shitstorm, but still employed.
Been kind of a 5 alarm shitstorm, but still employed.
February 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Still employed for now.
Been kind of a 5 alarm shitstorm, but still employed.
Been kind of a 5 alarm shitstorm, but still employed.
TOP 2 WORST THINGS EVER
1.) being employed
2.) being unemployed
1.) being employed
2.) being unemployed
being employed sucks ass
September 16, 2026 at 8:53 PM
TOP 2 WORST THINGS EVER
1.) being employed
2.) being unemployed
1.) being employed
2.) being unemployed
Why the hell is Susan Collins still employed???
November 14, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Why the hell is Susan Collins still employed???
the nice thing about being self-employed is that you dont have a schedule!
the bad thing about being self-employed is that you dont have a schedule...
the bad thing about being self-employed is that you dont have a schedule...
November 27, 2024 at 9:02 AM
the nice thing about being self-employed is that you dont have a schedule!
the bad thing about being self-employed is that you dont have a schedule...
the bad thing about being self-employed is that you dont have a schedule...
Sending thoughts and prayers to everyone employed or represented or by Brad Finstad this morning.
January 27, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Sending thoughts and prayers to everyone employed or represented or by Brad Finstad this morning.
my employed friends wish they were unemployed
my unemployed friends wish they were employed
either way, we're all suffering and would rather play games 😔
my unemployed friends wish they were employed
either way, we're all suffering and would rather play games 😔
August 19, 2026 at 8:51 AM
my employed friends wish they were unemployed
my unemployed friends wish they were employed
either way, we're all suffering and would rather play games 😔
my unemployed friends wish they were employed
either way, we're all suffering and would rather play games 😔
he's gainfully employed
July 24, 2026 at 3:38 AM
he's gainfully employed
there’s nothing more terrifying than being employed for a living
April 25, 2024 at 2:32 AM
there’s nothing more terrifying than being employed for a living
god i love being self employed
December 4, 2024 at 7:45 PM
god i love being self employed
Employed. GAINFULLY employed. 🙌🏽
August 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Employed. GAINFULLY employed. 🙌🏽
When this bullshit regime is finally over, there will be absolutely zero chance of any ICE “agent” getting employed anywhere.
March 27, 2026 at 7:12 PM
When this bullshit regime is finally over, there will be absolutely zero chance of any ICE “agent” getting employed anywhere.
Wait. Marc Thiessen has never heard of batteries? And he's still employed by the Washington Post?
Thiessen: Just so people understand wind and solar only work when there is wind and sun. We don't have technology to store the energy from wind and solar…
July 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Wait. Marc Thiessen has never heard of batteries? And he's still employed by the Washington Post?
still employed by ben shapiro
March 18, 2024 at 9:10 PM
still employed by ben shapiro
If Trump's laying off 'non essential' government employees, how the fuck is Stephen Miller still employed?
October 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If Trump's laying off 'non essential' government employees, how the fuck is Stephen Miller still employed?
does anyone wanna fund my indie game? it’s called Keep All Of My Colleagues Gainfully Employed. it’s an ARG where you keep all of my colleagues gainfully employed. we’re workshopping the name
July 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
does anyone wanna fund my indie game? it’s called Keep All Of My Colleagues Gainfully Employed. it’s an ARG where you keep all of my colleagues gainfully employed. we’re workshopping the name
me unemployed: i miss being employed
me employed: i miss being unemployed
me employed: i miss being unemployed
September 8, 2025 at 8:34 AM
me unemployed: i miss being employed
me employed: i miss being unemployed
me employed: i miss being unemployed
The problem with being self-employed is my boss is an asshole.
December 3, 2024 at 3:01 PM
The problem with being self-employed is my boss is an asshole.
Why is Brian Kilmeade still employed by Faux news?
September 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why is Brian Kilmeade still employed by Faux news?
Why is Hegseth still employed????
April 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Why is Hegseth still employed????
CNN is complicit by keeping Jennings employed.
May 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
CNN is complicit by keeping Jennings employed.